GIOYC

I'm so fucking horny, all I can think about is you sitting on my face tonight. Shit makes me diamonds. Fuck I love you

I wanna fuck a trans maaaaan ahhhhhhhh
I love their hairy bodies and manly squeaky voices

I want to fuck a man, but i dont want to fuck an anus. And trans men still have pussies so i can have my cake and eat it too

but how the fuck do i get a trans man to fuck me

wish this was "my" guy

My success in life pulls me away from this place. Bye robots

I don't see why she would see it that way when she's leaving in a week and I'll never see her again

*our guy

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No one deserves to be.

why haven't you come back yet..
don't you want to see me..
I just..miss..you.....

my guy

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God damn this shit. On one hand I want her because she's sorta qt and my god did we click. Like literally she feels so much like family to me, like as if we were together for ages. This is so weird. She has the most compatible personality with mine of all the people I've ever met. We're different... yet so similar. We could easily get along forever.

But on the other hand... She's a fucking slut and she's not even that attractive. I honestly don't know how could I even introduce someone like her to my parents. She has no real perspectives in her job, and she's well... crazy. Kind of. The dangerous kind, not like your typical slutty borderline girl. But also high functioning at the same time - nobody can tell unless she straight up admits it in secrecy, like she did to me.

Either way, I can't get her out of my mind. I keep thinking about her all the fucking time and I hate it. I hate how on one hand I love her but on another I do not.

I fucking bet she thinks about you sometimes.

Ask her directly, you'll be fixed that way!

??? are you a white knight cuck by any chance?
thots who use you as a plan B always deserve to BTFO and be ghosted for good.

Well if I can add my 3 cents to this - there was this one girl that straight up told me to forget her. Year later I meet her on tinder and she chats me up saying she's missed me and wants me back in her life. Obviously as a cuckfriend but that's another story...

Well.. I'm the she and talking about the he
Sigh... I just wonder what he's thinking or doing right now

In this case go ahead. Guys are more likely to respond positively to something like this.

I'm a dirty hypocrite who says he wants to protect the people he loves but in reality, I'm just like the people who've hurt them at best or end up hurting them myself at worst. I don't know how people keep getting fooled into thinking I'm a remotely decent person who's worth any of their time. I don't deserve any of you.

Why do you think she used you as a plan b?

men feel these stuff... many signs... i felt like being used as an ego booster machine or something like that... i regret every attention i gave to her

Literally same here bro. Shes a slut but ive come to accept that many girls are. Plus shes kinda fat but her cute cheeks make up for it. Except shes not high functioning. Shes coping with drugs but what she really needs is good sex and my arms to keep her safe.

My entire world feels like it’s crashing down, nothing related to here. I feel lost, discouraged, undermined. I have this one chance and I have to take it. My friends and family wish I would stay. There’s nothing for me here anyway. I’m sorry. I’ll miss you.

Yep. Just like the girl I know. I just absolutely hate the fact that she's even occupying my mind. I liked it better when she was gone. Even though I've been wishing for her to come back all that time.

Fuck I'm insane too. I guess it's not a stretch to think that two insane people deserve each other.

I wish I had killed my self after highschool like I had planned too.

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When I left you both this time it felt so wrong. Like it's time to move back home to be around my parents. I don't want to and they aren't asking me too, but maybe I do.

It's never felt wrong like this

I could argue my anxiety is rooted in narcissism.
Get over yourself

I don't know how to contact him anymore and I'm not sure I am allowed to. But I can't get over the feelings, this is just going to be the rest of my life.

I wanna hire an escort just to get over my virginity complex or whatever people call it.

That's not going to help you the lose complex anymore than jerking off does. There's no effort or skill in fucking a hooker. You have to have sex the right way, getting a girl to be into you and wanting to fuck you because she wants you and not because you pay her. That's the only way to stop reeking like a virgin. Otherwise all you'll be is a virgin who happened to have sex kinda that one time

I know this feel. Just figure out a way or let it go. I'm sure he actually DOES want to contact you but likely is afraid you don't want to talk to him.

Don't listen to the other user. It works. It unlocks you and shows you that sex isn't that big of a deal. Sure, it's a waste of money but it does help.

Oh you think giving her the d can cure her drug addiction how cute I don't see this ending up badly at all, captain save-a-ho

If you’re going to do that, you should go all the way. Make a trip to Thailand, rent a flat for a week, and just have rotating escorts come in every night. Do things to them you would never ask if a girl you had even a remote chance of seeing again.
Make sure you see your doctor when you get back though, user

idk how im gonna recover but aes says im ok

I've been at work for 10 minutes and I'm already crying. New record.

Quit.

I can't do anything else and I've got bills to pay

Are you a woman?

no

Well you admitted I was annoying and when I offered to talk about it so I could improve myself you said you were busy

That was over a week ago

If you're not going to make an effort in regards to our friendship then neither am I

Go fuck yourself asshat

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Then why are you crying at work? What makes things so bad that you need to?

Im finally dating the girl I like but she doesnt understand kissing or sex. Tf I do now like bitch

We humans are doomed and I don't see any hope for the future.

About to make my ex jealous with a hooker.

The point is you don't know why she's looking at your stories but the belief that it has something to do between the two of you when she's also looking at God knows how many other stories only enforces that u are a creep

I know you're out of my life forever and that you won't ever speak to me again because I was a hurtful jerk. I'm sorry I put you through so much, I'm glad you're happy with your new bf.

WHY am I so afraid of intimacy? I have this mask off aloofness that protects me from getting close to people. I act like I don't care at all but the truth is I care too much.

The worst part is I'm practically model-tier. Girls look at me all the time. And sometimes I even talk to them, talkings not hard. But I never show interest, never let them know how I feel. That's too risky.

Afraid of rejection? I wish! I'm afraid they might actually like me back, and then what an I supposed to do?! What the f even is a relationship?? Do you just sit there and talk/make out all the time? Is that how you get "close" to a person? And then what. What's the end game?

I feel like there's no way I could possibly relate to another person on am intimate level, man or woman. I don't even know where to begin. I operate on a different wavelength, there's no way they could possibly understand me, let alone me understand them.

I don't even know why I care. I "pride" myself on my unconventionality, my rebellious attitude. But it's all bullshit, it must be. Deep down I'm no different. I just want acceptance, but I'm so far gone I wonder if I'm even capable of love. I wish I were dumber, I wish I were less attractive, I wish I were more basic. Except I don't. I want the best of both worlds, but the older I get the more impossible that seems.

Teach her, deal with it, or dump her, simple

If I thought there was one possible way to get my feelings across.. what would I have to stay? How can you make someone stop feeling guilty for hurting you?

If she’s a virgin then you’ll need to build her up to it. Figure out her preferred safe erogenous zones (ear, back of neck, inner thigh etc) and playfully activate them occasionally. Eventually she’ll warm up to the idea.

Work keeps piling up. Can't finish it anytime soon. Boss needs me to finish it. I'm definitely getting fired soon because this has been going on too long. Money is super tight. I'm low iq and haven't been in school for 7 years. Getting a new job is a major struggle. All my friends are leaving me behind, getting married and buying houses. I'm lonely. Hobbies don't take away the crippling anxiety. Every moment of existence is miserable unless I'm eating so I'm really fat now. I can't enjoy music, tv, video games, walks, working out, etc, because money and work overpower all my thoughts. The girl I like tried starting a conversation with me last week. I was too severely depressed and nervous to reply with more than two words. I looked mad and annoyed but I wasn't. She soon walked away. Every day I hear everyone talking and laughing with each other and I wish I could join but I have no knowledge on their subjects and I'm much too busy trying to catch up on my work.

Sifting through 722 stories is weirder 2bh

Also I'm going blind and have tinnitus

Not everyone is posting at once, think rationally

Is it true?

I realized today that problem with running at the speed of light is that you always stay in darkness.

Same, gonna try get an MRI on the 21st of may
If you're stressed its likely you can't assess or observe situations correctly, try taking a holiday and stopping Internet use etc and do some light exercise, meditation etc

Yes, it's true. I'm sorry it's like this.

I don't like what my life looks like but I can't seem to change. Even though I know exactly what I have to do in order to get my life together.
>I want to stop being a skelly
Meaning I need to eat more, but even though some days I eat a lot. On some days I just don't feel like eating much or I lack the time.
>I want to wake up early for work
But I can come to work anywhere between 6am-9am and when I wake up at 7am I usually put the alarm on sleep for 30mins. Half an hour late I turn it on sleep for another 30mins. Then another 15mins until I absolutely have to stand up to not be late.
>I want to stop fapping/porn addiction
But when I do nofap I get to 1-2 weeks and then give in again.
>I want to get my sixpack back
But I always say: "I will start training again, just not today."
>I want to play basketball/meditate after work
But I just end up comming home & watching youtube or netflix until I fall asleep.

Could keep going but you get the point. I literally can't motivate myself to do anything until I absolutely have to. And a lot of things I can push off for days, weeks even months. I want to self improve but self improvement takes time & motivation. I lack the motivation thus I take the easy route and waste my time for a little quick dopamine that won't do anything for me in the longrun...

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i don't know what's happening anymore... my parents are fighting again... i feel like i'm getting detached to my own psyche each passing day... my friends don't talk to me anymore and they'll only talk to me when they need something from me... i just want to be happy...

Jesus christ. This is why I deleted social media lmfao

God, there was a restaurant in my city like your pic that was amazing and then the damn Japs bought replaced the original restaurant owners and it went to shit. Fucking hell.

See

thanks for getting that off your chest user :)

You still spend time going through those daily. Even if it isn't all in one sitting, time spent on ig adds up. Plus do you really care that much about what 722 people did with their day? Yikes. But you do you

Can you please tell me? I need it.

That wont make her jealous but gross her out

Yes, I can. But I want it to be in private. So how should we do that? You know where I'll be. I know you pay attention, just as I do.

>all these replies
Larp

I’ve been really sick for a month and I’m finally going to a specialist today. I’m afraid they’ll hospitalize me. I kept it hidden from my coworkers and my family but I’m at my breaking point. I know I’m fading so I can’t push this off any longer. I’m afraid of what they’ll find today.

i did it again dammit
whatever gotta make it work one way or another

Take care of your body and it will take care of you. See things on a bright side, you're leaving for holidays

Dont stalk me bro

I wrote a letter to you and someone here told me to reach out to you, and I did, and I'll see you in a few days. I can't wait and I miss you so much. I love you.

You don't need it. You just really want it.

Your questions will only be answered by a larp here. Ask them to talk to you in private in real life.

post teeth

See Yes its time consuming but since user who I'm replying to think just because a girl saw 1 sec of his 15sec story that it means something grand about their relationship, it confirms my reasons to do it for networking reasons
The point is user is delusional and it may hey him in more trouble

Thanks... I know you’re right. I feel so desperate, I hate it. I need to work on that.

you're insane bro

Why do you need them? And if you need them so much, why can't you tell them?

This is the most hillarious thing to me

gotta give up and just keep it simple
just have to admit that I can't handle it

Like that kid that talks mad game and is quiet once it is face to face. What's all this talk bullshit about? Enough.

I’ve made every effort since I came back to get along with you. Asking you how you’re feeling, how your day at work was, not complaining about anything you asked me to do. Doing household chores without you asking me to. ONE fucking day, I get stressed out about my finals. I even tell you, and you don’t bother to ask me to elaborate on how I’m feeling, when you know how much I’ve been struggling. I raise my voice at you in frustration ONCE, after I smash a glass by accident and you make me feel bad about it. This is enough, this ONE FUCKING TIME, for you to tell me you “only feel stressed when [I’m] at home.” That you only feel a certain negative emotion when I, your child, am home. All the fucking effort I make, to ignore how all you do is complain about everyone and everything, and to make our interactions positive.

I’ve told him that I love him. I don’t know his feelings. That’s all I “need” to know. I’m happy alone do I don’t think I need people but I’m just really, very, happy around him, more than anyone ever. I mostly wonder if he feels that way too. I don’t think he does... but maybe. That would be amazing.

FUCK NIGGERS

Hits too close. Im getting frustration and sadness now. Fucking great.

Man, I wish I wasn't a human. Our lives were flawed from the start. We're too innately primitive and we don't have any desire for true liberal ideas, those that can bring humanity into a newer and evolved generation. Just SEX, PRIMITIVE, PRIMATE SEX. SOCIO-ECONOMIC STABILITY. PRIMITIVE, FLAWED, HOPELESS. It's all hopeless until people realize the one thing that holds them back is our PRIMITIVE brain's preference for dormancy and security.
The world needs something so drastic to happen to it that the humans who are unable to higherthink will die out. I was hoping the Mayans would come through and start the apocalypse 7 years ago but that didn't work out that well. God damn it. I need a cloning kit so I can start a new race on Venus. AND THEN WE'LL DESTROY EARTH.

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Glad you sobered up.

women get away with a lot of stuff that guys cant despite being 'equal'