Hi

Hello Jow Forums. I just want someone to talk to. Say something random. Anything.

Attached: 9780598706874.jpg (2477x1325, 341K)

There is no such thing as "random."

Everything is premeditated by the cosmos

What about atmospheric noise or nature in general?

Holds up spork

It started raining. Fuck this country

You can easily see who is a virgin depending on how they move and act while around other people

How can it be? All these things had a cause that had a cause. Therefore, a reason. We can only dismiss things as random when we think that they hold no relevance for us

Im going to get the camera up the ass today. It is hard not to chicken out.

All I want to right now is put my penis in my gf's vagina. I don't want to work, eat, sleep or fight. And I don't want other girls. I just want to hump her in the worst way.

I cant go 5 days without sex and im on day 5 and my crotch is aching. Blue ball is real.

I want to ask for advice but I keep calculating and simulating inside my head what the outcome of doing so would be so I don't and yet I keep coming back here making vague and undecided statements and questions so I can pretend I'm asking for advice on an internet forum specifically meant for people to ask advice from so I can feel that there is no point in asking for advice because I know what advice will be given to me but I only know what people will say because I already started my weird and complicated chain process of asking for advice but not really asking for advice at the same time. I guess I'm just really a liar. I'm bad at lying to myself.

Whoo. There. I guess I just needed to say that instead of asking for something random.

Fuck I don't know what to say after that

Are we all so predictable?

No,it's just I feel like I already know the answers to my own questions and I don't know why I don't want to be surprised if I see an advice other than what I already thought I should do it's just I can't make sense of anything it feels like my mind is a garbled mess I know what to do but I don't want to do it I waant to ask for help but I really don't need it maybe I
maybe I just really need help I don't know

I shouldn't have used all of those Summon Tickets immediately and I shouldn't have wasted my Ability Tickets now I don't have a decent Water Ability Card how am I going to finish Ifrit's siege without a single Water Ability Card

I guess I just have a lot to say and this might not be the place to say it but I needed someone to hear it because I don't know

Do you like fart fetish hentai? I know a good artist if youre looking for commissions. Thats all i can really offer as convo rn

So all you can offer to conversation is basically farting in someone's face. Fucking zoomers I swear. Constantly farting in my face

>Say something random
Um, I'm an engineer at a large game studio. I'm sick of mac specific platform errors, and I browse Jow Forums while our build system runs.

How's your day?

i think that a scenario where i talk to someone for a long time without them talking and i just let it out like everything that i can think of and then they talk to me like that. just like venting. i wish i had someone like that.

my dad keeps trying to spend time with me but I always have to decline when he asks cause we have no common interests and it would be so awkward when we would do anything
[spoiler] im currently having an anxiety attack because i said i didn't wanna hang out while he fixed his car so i feel like garbage and i fear if he talks to my sister she is just going to berate me about it like she had done before [/spoiler]

Attached: 1526115300779.jpg (360x360, 22K)

Fuck jannies
Fuck jews
But more importantly, fuck niggers

Attached: jannies.png (388x389, 66K)

I know your pain brother

Attached: 1552579493778.jpg (443x442, 32K)

This site is the only effective medium of communication I have with others. I'm so glad I can talk to people here about nearly any subject. But I'm going to talk about myself because I want to and haven't for a while.

I feel like my irl area is too much of a geographical bottleneck on top of being a business and municipal hub makes people always in between doing things and going to more important places and not lingering for a say a break - but that's as much as I am capable to assert.
It used to be different here at one time, but at least the downtown I live in is quiet at night. It's nicer now but has no soul I would say. Its so small nothing really can compensate as-of-yet.
Anyway, that's all I will say.
I liked the opportunity to talk about myself and my circumstance. Goodbye.

Attached: 71.png (300x100, 9K)

She said she only dates black guys.....alright then bitch have fun with that

I'm ready to do a fucking shinobi execution on my calc 2 final. I flunked last time but this time I'm gonna beat it once and for all