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>Dominic Grieve loses confidence vote held by Beaconsfield Tories
theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/30/dominic-grieve-loses-confidence-vote-held-by-beaconsfield-tories

>Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg jeered as they fold and back Theresa May over Brexit
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-jacob-rees-mogg-14204582

>THERESA MAY has vowed to keep fighting for her Brexit deal despite suffering a third shattering rejection by MPs.
express.co.uk/news/politics/1107336/brexit-news-theresa-may-brexit-deal-parliament-vote-house-of-commons-eu-exit

>Brexit: Protests held at Parliament over delay
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47751805

>May hopes to hold fourth vote on Brexit deal
theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/29/mps-reject-theresa-mays-brexit-deal-third-time

>PM hints at general election to break Brexit deadlock
news.sky.com/story/pm-hints-at-general-election-to-break-brexit-deadlock-11678825

>Police watchdogs to investigate forces over immigration referrals
theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/29/police-watchdogs-investigate-immigration-referrals-super-complaint

>Seven ways the world is not designed for women
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47725946

>Thread Theme: I Vow to Thee, My Country
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>>THERESA MAY has vowed to keep fighting for her Brexit deal despite suffering a third shattering rejection by MPs.
Someone put her out of her misery

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Still haven't finished my Norf tattoo image lads.

>May hopes to hold fourth vote on Brexit deal
theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/29/mps-reject-theresa-mays-brexit-deal-third-time

You're joking!

>May hopes to hold fourth vote on Brexit deal

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Funny, isnt it?

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DENIIIIIIEEEEEEEEDDDD

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>Gerard Batten, leader of Ukip, told the crowd: “We need now to behead the political class, politically at the ballot box”.

>THINGS

I'll never get over how pathetically jealous foreigners are of us. Especially continental Europeans but even Americans, who preach that they live "in the greatest country on Earth (tm) are desperate to compare themselves to us.
It brings me joy

Keep working on it lad. Your Norf memes are great.

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>behead the political class, politically
So close yet so far

you think you have killed her but then her eye glows red and she gets back to her feet.

>I'll never get over how pathetically jealous foreigners are of us
Bruh you get arrested for having a butter knife

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Solidarity

big tiddy goth birds desu

Okay I listened to the 2 French/Bonaparte instrumental songs linked to me from the last thread but I wasn't crazy about them lads. Perfectly nice but not what i'm after right now. I'm in a 1980s alternative music mood.

CHAYOLD

I simultaneously pity and ridicule them.

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I had to look at your flag 3 times just to know what irrelevant colony you were from.

It was the implication though

I hope your using a VPN kiwicuck.

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says the pole smoker that cant own a sharp stick

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Thanks mate. Its driving me a bit mad t b h. I've made a pic of a fat norfman covered in tattoos but I want to put some more tattoos on his upper arm and his face. I can't think of what else to add to the pic. I'd post the pic to show what I've made so far but I don't want to spoil the surprise. It looks like this one.

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CNN edit has him trending on youtube'
The world and yanks love it

They are jealous of our empire and political common sense.

Christchurch is the only thing they will be remembered for.

Aslam's doing 15years now for child grooming.

>all that hair
SLUT

No she genuinely thinks she can scare MPs into doing by threatening NO BREXIT via a long extension

>political common sense.

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It's a false choice. A trap. Better a slow Brexit than a BRINO or none at all.

so lads

how was brexit today

kek
Probably gone all religious now with a beard telling me about the infidel west while I roger his sister in a Travelodge and she tells me how Aslam's got a East Euro QT after jail.

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Your entire country is merely a legal extension of ours.

I'm going to sleep with my blue passport tonight americanbro

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I go out with a bait knife without getting asked shit

pic related

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Absolutely no one here gives a fuck about you, we are muslim now

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No, No-deal is there
I think this WILL inspire the ERG as Sam Coates has tweeted, into convincing May she should for once in her grey dull life BE BRAVE and back No-Deal.
Mervyn King is right, ask for 6 months if needs be with the firm decision we ARE LEAVING.

Exactly. Who wouldn't be? It's not perfect but it's flexible, swift to action and doesn't encode dogmatic behaviour.

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The Crown, as everyone in world finance knows, is
>The Mothersip
Literally TRILLIONS stashed away there and in Overseas treasure Islands
It's Briatins secret weapon and May is too scared to use it.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47751805
This is a pretty non-biased post from the BBC

Got yours ready for Porn Licence day?

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What she should probably do is long extension then block everything in the EU so it cant function until the UK leaves with a good deal

No deal is the preferred option in every sense. I still think it's the most likely outcome of the whole enterprise. It's just getting there SOON that's the issue. We're relying on either a big Westminister fumble, an EU veto or a miracle.

I see you are. Nice VPN :^)

How's it going Dangerfield?

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kek
She would never do that because she's been cucked by the Civil Service
She lost her confidence after she called that GE and lost everything

This is all Olly Robbins idea
>As he said in a EU Bar: Wear ERG down and make them choose between WA and LONG LONG Extension

Awesome: we took turns doing speeches like Bill Pullman in Independence Day, then we took back control of something, got some of the easiest trade deals in history and ate all those cucumber sandwiches.

is nige planning to split the brexit vote with his new party?

Did you see the ERG guy who took the bait, voted, and then said he felt ashamed and would now back a no-deal?

A FACKIN CHOYLD *forced crying*

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Mainstream cuck, people need to follow UKIP, not hug a muslim farage.

I can literally report your post right now and you will get arrested for it. It's not even a meme. You can get arrested for posting this in your country. They will track your IP, show up at your door and arrest you for saying you walk around with a knife.

Who's going to see him and Dankula?
London in April
25 quid

Definitely
>Brexut...uh... finds a way

I dont watch porn, but I might come hang out in Cambodia and fuck qt orientals

My country is a fucking laughing stock, a police state with no police on the one hand and a clown run parliament on the other who couldn’t run a fucking bath
I try not to be defeatist lads, I really do, but I look around and think, “is there anything worth saving?”
What do we still excel at that we can be proud of and hold up to the rest of the world as being something unique?

REFUUUGEEEEEE
ESHSTABLISHMENT
MAYDIA
twitter.com/AlbyEarley/status/1111701074094817280

Robinson really took some WWE projection tips

see 'em do what?

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the tide is turning

>UKIP

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Him and Dank speaking, sketches and answering questions and shit apparently

sounds shit. what do either of them have to say?

Who made this was pretty close

What direction do we go then? Tell me, because quite frankly user what fucking options do we have at this time? Believe in Hitchens? Hope May suddenly fires a WTO at us?

Best of a bad deal.

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Both are UKIP members and have railed against censorship

Kek! I was just listening to a video of his

twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1111767579792683008

Britain still has many of the best minds on the planet just waiting for recognition in this society which currently disregards them.

"And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'"

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So I joined the conservatives 5 years ago, hate labour more than I like the conservatives desu. Got asked to stand in local elections, did, won. Fast forward to now, I want most of my own party voted the fuck out for stabbing voters in the back. I'm fuming.

Thing is, what happens when remainers of both parties stand in a seat? Or even new candidates claiming to support Brexit but can't be trusted?

I hope there's going to be actual radical change as a result of all this but can't see it happening.

we're slowly destroying all of our political parties.
the referendum has given everyone a taste for more direct democracy.
england is getting angry.

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I'm really trying to give this whole democracy thing a shot. I really, really am.

But the more I pay attention to it. The more I watch politicians lie and flip flop on a daily basis... the more I desire a Right Wing Death Squad.

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I will unironically continue voting UKIP, just can't resist the opportunity to meme.

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>Implying I don't have a valid reason for carrying it

Its used for cutting up bait fish like Mackerel.. also for regular carry if its a folder and has a 3inch or smaller blade and doesn't lock you can carry it legally with no reason.

The real issue with no deal is which government comes after it and what they do with the post EU freedom

Cons-> tax haven for the rich, zero hours contracts for everyone else

Labour/Commies->massive unshackled borrowing, renationalisation

ERG may be in for a super shock with that one

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lmao

>railed against censorship
im bored of that. i dont want my free speech back, i want revenge instead. i want to turn the tables and jail anyone who speaks ill of whites or our history.

>england is getting angry.
It's not getting angry enough.

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>MP user
>FUCK KNOWS I'm PAST CARING

Best Timeline

You swine, how very dare you

England has always been angry but directed that into passive aggressive grumbling

Now they are basically becoming French, even copying their bloody yellow clothing

Shut the fuck up you wet noodle

WHY DOES IT HURT, WHEN MY HEART MISSES THE BEAT?

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Best German record ever released bar NONE

Look at her banner ahahahaha
In all honesty she's cute I hope she doesn't get raped and killed and eaten in Yemen

Normie - stop being a sheep

You need to really rebel and vote something radical ...

like Lib Deb.

>The remain-supporting Conservative MP, Dominic Grieve, is facing deselection by his party after losing a confidence vote held by his local association.

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You're doing God's work, user.

Even Steve Baker admitted that he almost wobbled last night. He had to stop himself midway writing an article for The Times about why he was voting for the shit surrender deal. The pressure must be immense; knowing that Brexit really is a once in a lifetime chance.

congratulations to all, you made it, brit/pol/ etc

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>Filtering content on Jow Forums
You may as well go to Reddit you loser