Not to alarm anyone, but in about an hour, a nuclear armed satellite owned by North Korea will be detonating over the US.
It's clearly loosing altitude as it approaches, and 250 miles is the height we did starfish prime, a emp test.
So, shitpost like it's any other day, but slightly more panicked!
No problems
mmhmmm
Bitch, I got doubles.
Shit's for real.
nice IP address you got there kiddo
Thanks, I made it myself!
So some shitty nork space junk is falling, so what?
So, armed with (russia, china or even a fuckin USA) nuclear warhead it'll EMP the US.
You can guess what happens from there.
And where is your source that it isn't some nork space junk?
Sage
Sage, satellite is now currently over Brazil, spy satellites are supposed to be travelling at an altitude of 300+ miles
Not to alarm you
Funny thing, it's actually wrong.
Fuck all, I don't know how, but I live half the country to the left.
How's Rockford mate
Sucks ass, you know how it do.
Excellent. Only a few more minutes left to go.
Post apocalypse here we come babee
It's gonna be a bit longer than I thought, but it's still loosing altitude.
Totally not suspicious at all, Gook Nukem.
Maybe boom over CA?
>Youre wrong about my ip
Ip location is good
Yeah, nice try moron
I'd like some sauce with my burger, OP.
I take how to dox yourself for 500
Nah, guess Gook Nukem had a change of plans.
It's North Korea.
And it's a satellite.
Do the math of how easy it would be to put a nuclear warhead inside this "weather" satellite, and consider the fact they literally cannot stop being a problem globally.