According to science every fucking single person fart multiple times every fucking single day YET, it is one of the biggest taboo in the modern society and passing intestinal gas out of anus, which is completely a natural human process, is totally unacceptable at all
Once you fart in your workplace or classroom It Is Over Once you fart in your dating it could lead the relationship to a complete apocalypse just because of you having done a completely natural human process that everybody does every day
When I go to Walmart and fart on annoying kids heads while walking by. they are just the right height to rip one in their face.
Nolan Cook
jews did this
Brandon Ramirez
/poetry
Ian Bailey
I don't want to hear or smell some fat tub of lard which is like 90% of people
cute girls farting is okay though
Nolan Barnes
I literally fart in bottles and sniff them, also have an online store where I sell celebrity farts in a bottle for 25 dollars each, I make 50k per month.
Christian Rivera
because it is a privat thing. every fart tells us a story about the person. what he ate, how its poo smells, how anal sex smells, if the vagina might be smelly, if she is healthy etc. it is okay to not want to fart in a strangers mouth because of privacy reasons
Adam Rivera
>the next post is immediately a poo lmao
Caleb Sullivan
The jewish subhuman prince charles enjoys the smell of women's farts. He is turned on by them. No joke.
I'm vegetarian and I unironically hardly ever fart. Meat is disgusting and makes you into a stinky sharting piece of shit.
Justin Long
Farting is hilarious and toilet jokes are the funniest shit ever even for a jaded fuck like me. It's the one of few things I have left. Fuck you, Yoshimitsu.
Jack Powell
My stomach pains and smelly farts confirm this. I think I'll go 80% vege diet
>every fucking single person fart multiple times every fucking single day not on the RVAF diet
Hunter Diaz
Meat doesn't cause flatulence, carbs do. You utter retard brain.
Dylan Powell
I fart freely ama
Nathaniel Watson
Not farting isn’t healthy you retard
Cameron Williams
Everyone except you has sex regularly, but it's still taboo to have sex at the dinner table
Robert Brown
Maybe in your family
Cooper Hernandez
Are you French or something?
Lincoln Miller
>Not farting isn’t healthy you retard yes it is, people only fart because indigestible foods are rotting inside of their bowels, like plant fiber. If you only eat digestible foods, then you have no reason to fart
Aaron Nguyen
Source?
Chase Brooks
This. They own the brap farms. God I hate jews
Bentley Watson
When your day is long And the night The night is yours alone When you're sure you've had enough Of this life Well hang on Don't let yourself go 'Cause everybody cries And everybody farts sometimes
Well, everybody farts sometimes Everybody cries And everybody farts sometimes And everybody farts sometimes So, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on
Sebastian Myers
girl farts smell good desu
Jose Wright
Italian My mom gives the best head
Parker Phillips
yea all those vegetarian proteins like beans or lentils, totally harmless
Anthony Rivera
Is it taboo to have sex WITH the table though?
Carter Sullivan
It's the slippery slope: Once farting is normalized the next thing people are asking for is shitting on the streets. Just take india as an example!
Farts carry disease, hence why the vast majority of the population don't have a fart fetish, since the ones that did got Darwin'd by fucking cholera or something.
Owen Howard
I was in a meeting a work. A Chad next to me let out a silent church pew creeper. I knew because I was the first one to catch wind of it. It was terrible. When it became apparent that it was getting too bad to ignore, the Chad turned to me and said, “What the fuck user!?!” This was in a work meeting. Of course, I’m really heavy and don’t dress like a fag so everyone immediately belevied him and blamed me. I turned bright red and no matter how much I said it wasn’t me nobody beleived me. Even Chad I think I’m his own mind pretends to himself he didn’t do it.
Now I’m basically a pariah at work. I notice I don’t get invited to as many meetings anymore so that’s the only good thing but it still sucks.
Yes. I realize that this is what life is like when you’re not a Chad.
I have been trying to think of ways to ruin him without getting caught.
My fantasy is to slip 500 mikes of acid into his coffee in the morning and watch him come unglued during the day.
But I’m not sure if that’s something that would be an obvious drug reaction that could be detected and traced back to someone. I would just be hoping to induce a psychosis that would cause his whole world view to be shattered so he’d never be comfortable in his own skin ever again.
