Long nose tribe tell Grug have less babies to save forest, no need more hunters

>Long nose tribe tell Grug have less babies to save forest, no need more hunters
>Grug tribe now not enough hunters to hunt
>Long nose tribe tell Grug let ooga booga tribe into cave for more hunters
>Grug begin to no trust long nose tribe

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>long nose tribe say fire burn them
>fire not invented yet
>makes grug think

>grug show long nose tribe wall paintings from ancestors
>long nose tribe ban grug from wall paint cave
>grug thinks we need a new cave without long nose tribe

>long nose tribe tell grug no need bow or arrows
>grug no so sure about this
>what if long tooth cat come?
>what if night skin tribe come
>grug keep arrows and bow, tell long nose they lost in river

>long nose tribe make picture of ooga booga man with big spear in grug cave

> Grug put big rocks in front of cave
> think help protect little grugs
> long nose tribe tell grug big rocks are bad
> tell grug no need for protect
> ............
> long nose tribe have big rocks in front of their cave

>Long nose tribe tell grug woman it bad to lay with grug
>grug woman now lay with other woman
>grug not layed with woman in 30 moons
>grug feel pain in stones
>long nose tribe tell grug to lay with fellow hunter
>long nose tribe say it is same thing

haha

>Grug thinks these are related

>long nose tribeman tell grug woman she free
>grug woman no lay with grug
>grug visit small eye tribe
>small eye tribe woman love grug big worm
>small eye tribe woman want marry grug
>grug marry small eye tribe woman
>grug woman burn cave

arf arf arf
arf
arf arf arf arf arf arf
arf arf arf
*gets stoned to death*

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Kek

> grug was told long nose tribe was cast out 109 caves
> grug wonders why

IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN GRUG

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>grugson tell grug he not hunter
>grugson say he want to be cave woman
>grug say no, grugson not be woman, grugson has man spear
>longnose tribe say grug is bad to grugson
>longnose tibe elder cuts man spear off of grugson
>grug wife is happy, thinks is good
>but grug not think is good

>grug go find daughters in girl part of cave
>grug see long nose tribe make cave painting of night skin tribe there
>this our cave. why long nose tribe honor night skin tribe here? why only in girl part of cave?
>grug not sure about long nose tribe.

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>Long nose tribe tells grugwomans ooga booga men have big rod
>Long nose tribe starts cave painting grug woman’s with ooga booga tribesman
>Grug wonder why long nose does not charge for these paintings

Good shit have some (You)s

grug thred best thred

Thanks user, there was a severe lack of (you)s here

>Grug find longnose tribe dancing around fruit pile
>Longnose tribesman say 2 featherbeaks crashed into fruit trees knocking them down
>Grug see red flower at base of tree still smoking

Grug stop! There is no reason why any should have assault bows or excessively sharpened arrow heads. At least hand in high capacity arrow quiver right now, and we talk about rest later. Be reasonable. Think of the children Grug.

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>grug like hunt and eat meat
>funny mouth tribe no hunt
>funny mouth tribe say kill animal with spear bad
>funny mouth men eat bean instead
>grug no like bean. make grug feel sick and make air
>longnose tribe say bean is good too
>but longnose tribe no eat bean, they eat meat
>grug sad. funny mouth tribe friend keep making sick and die

why do they look like gypsies?

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Fucking lol dude. Best thread on pol.
Thanks Gruganon.

Jordung Pebblestone very wise shaman. Tell Grug, "Grug only. Not tribe. Grug want tribe? Clean cave, bad Grug!"

Then Grug see Jordung with longnose at Holobunga feast. Grug start to think. Why longnose have special feast just for longnose, if tribe so bad? Why Jordung go to feast?

haha best

>grug like gather shiny yellow rock
>grug trade shiny rock with other grug for fur and basket
>longnose tribe come say shiny rock is bad
>longnose say too few shiny rock for everygrug
>longnose give grug cloth with funny drawing instead
>say grug use cloth for trade stuff
>longnose say this way no more poor grug without cave and meat
>longnose take bad shiny rock away. make more cloth with drawing for grug tribe.
>grug happy with funny cloth drawing. longnose good friend

Grug like big nose, they have big milker

Longnose tribe put longnose tribe first....

>smokes you to death in your cave

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>grug go visit squinty tribe friend
>grug is fear!
>squinty tribe proud hunter moons ago. hunt the big sea fish
>now squinty tribe men paint cavewoman on wall. touch man spear while gaze at big eye paint woman
>squinty tribe woman do all caveman work. look sad
>grug so fear he run. what happen to squinty tribe friend?
>grug come home
>grug see longnose tribe paint cavewoman on wall with night skin tribe man
>grugson gaze at painting and touch man spear
>grug is fear and mad!

>make grug feel sick and make air

I hope everyone starts talking like this ironically until everyone forgets how to even speak in words.

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>grug say grugson, not touch man spear, is bad!
>same thing happen to squint tribe friend
>longnose elder mad at grug, say touch man spear is good for grugson
>grug mad, not know what longnose say
>grug know longnose not touch own man spear. longnose even cut own man spear
>grug woman agree with longnose tribe. touches own woman hole while gaze at longnose painting
>grug mad and fear!
>grug trade cloth with funny drawing for bow and arrow

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>12 longnose said to die in holobunga
>Grug no see that many longnose before
>Grug still see same amount of longnoose
>Grug get yelled at for questions on holobunga

>Longnose tribe brought rat-on-stick
>Tell grug rat is god
>grug believes
>grug worships god-on-stick
>Longnose say was all joke
>Longnose tell grug air-getting-warmer is god
>grug don't fall for it anymore
>longnose bring giirl-who-fell-on-head
>girl-who-fell-on-head tell grug air-getting-warmer is god
>grug still don't believe
>next day, grugs firewood is gone
>longnose say fire bad for air
>grug mad

Really makes you wonder what jews did in their stone age days.

this day when sun is high in sky
grug go mad in learncave
bring war club
smash all gruglings. many go forever sleep.
big sad in tribe, many wail at skyfather

chieftain NEED take war club from grug
how many more grugling go forever sleep from war club?

no grug need war club for hunt. only need bow.

ancient chieftain say "all grug club not be taken away"
but spike in club not invented then

battle club make so many grug go sleep
it time give them to long-nose

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grug know you long nose

Kek

This is officially the only decent meme right now. How will honkies ever recover?

>longnose tribe say grug tribe too light skin
>longnose say need more darkness skin for diversity
>longnose show darkness skin is also in longnose tribe
>But grug see darkness skin is violent and stoopid
>Grug think darkness skin is useless for grug tribe and danger
>Grug see darkness skin violent in longnose tribe too
>Grug know darkness skin lay with grugwoman make darkness goblin
>longnose tribe call grug bigot
>Grug hear longnose tribe break darkness women womb
>Grug sees no other tribe mad at longnose
>Grug very mad

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