What’s up with this new generation. I’m only 27, but seeing an 18 yr old...

What’s up with this new generation. I’m only 27, but seeing an 18 yr old. She keeps using phrases like bless me with your stroke game, and pipe me real good. I know I’m not that old, but nobody my age uses those terms

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Yes teenagers are annoying little douche bags, which you should have known by the quality of all the boards on this site.

It's a bunch of nigger vernacular making its way into slang nowadays. All these Gen Z shits are obsessed with nigger culture now.

She wants to fuck. This is zoomer slang. They’re fucking retarded and you should pump and dump so she’ll spiral downward and never have a normal life.

You're basically dating someone who's old enough to be your little sister. Nearly 10 a year difference. This practically makes you different generations. Generations don't really understand each other as much as someone closer to your age.

Your girl sounds like she's not been burdened with too much education, so I mean, what were you really expecting? If you play with children, you're gonna have to dumb down your mentality. (Also, who really says these kinds of things? What kinda cringy penises has she been riding in the past to think that this is pillow talk? What kinda porn has she been watching??)

Fuck the pussy so hard it won't be able to close again and then dump her for a big tiddy rich jewess.

Yeah she isn’t my normal type, but she’s hot and the sex is great. But every time we text I keep having to go to urban dictionary to understand what she is saying so I don’t seem so clueless.

Can you imagine what kind of men she's been with in the past to learn this type of language? She's been trained by others to think that this is what men want to hear. That's so sad.

Cant fuck with any generation
I am a human in a first place, born in late 90s but I still watch Ingmar Bergman movies and read Dante, Goethe
Time is just a joke, arbitrary and not linear
What makes me sad is that people think that if some work of art was published five years ago, it lost any actuality
While in fact the human experience is always the same, albeit some minor fucking details

You sound low-IQ.

Imagine being this much of a pretentious tryhard holy shit.

Not as low as the child OP is fucking.

She's more IQ than OP who can't even understand simple phrases just because "iT wAsNt LiKe ThIs WhEn I wAs YoUnG d'OoOoOoOoOh"

She didn’t learn it from the guys she’s fucked. She’s learned it from the school she goes to and the music she listens to. She’s half Latina/black so I should be surprised. But she has a thing for white guys, and older it seems. so I guess I’m just lucky

Meant to say “shouldn’t be surprised” *

>But she has a thing for white guys, and older it seems. so I guess I’m just lucky
She has daddy issues idiot.

Uuuhhhh....you literally just validated exactly what I said. She's been taught from the men in her social circles that this is what they want to hear. This is just who she appears to be, so if you want to keep dicking her, then you're gonna have to put up with stupid one liners like this. You can TRY to teach her new tricks, but chances are that once she's tired of you and leaves you, she'll just slip right back into that culture and probably end up pregnant with three kids within the next 5 years. Enjoy it while it lasts.

This, just enjoy her while you can and eventually let her be another’s problem. Can’t fix stupid.

Intelligence is rapidly dropping with each generation. These kids are fucking braindead honestly.

>You're basically dating someone who's old enough to be your little sister.
This is retarded. She can be a day younger and she will be "someone who's old enough to be your little sister" are you able to use critical thinking you mathlet

>i'm smarter than people who learn programming at the age of 5 and can fluidly change language from week to week at a whim

Yeah that’s what my plan is. No way I can date this chick long term, she isn’t mature enough. But damn if the sex wasn’t so good, I’d have already dropped her. Hard to say no to young hot pussy though

moshi moshi baitu desu

So what’s the problem? Keep using urban dictionary and giving her the dick.

Don't get her pregnant, or you'll have to listen to her shit for the next 18 years of your life.

I was just wondering if anyone could relate? I also feel old when I have to do that shit.
Yeah I gotta be careful cause she doesn’t take bc due to how it affects hormones.

>I was just wondering if anyone could relate? I also feel old when I have to do that shit.
Yeah I know that feel. Fuck it’s annoying looking out for 19 year old sister.

t. 25 year old boomer

Hilarious that people fell for this, good work user, 10/10.

Not all things on the internet are lies. She actually texts me this shit.

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>you pipe me so fucking good
That isn't that weird. Isn't it clear what "pipe" means in context? Also "make your eyes roll back" is hardly less abstract as sex chat. I think you're humblebragging.

This is obvious larp, you don't even have an iPhone. No blue bubbles no texts.

You should only date people born in the same hour as you, because dating someone that could be your twin sister is the only socially approved scenario

Yes I’m not a moron I figured out what it meant, but it’s still the first time I’ve never heard that phrase before. It’s the app I’m using