/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEWARE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459329-1/
>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459314-1/
>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
youtu.be/CIvdjLS_s9U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
youtu.be/KiygKj50jBo
>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
youtu.be/cA12M1WFbjs
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/eSg6XJA32so
>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
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>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/xn3YfllL8sc
youtu.be/LDrTpgHBeq0
>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
youtu.be/IjxKUEyv0LM
>Trump Officials @NRI Ideas Summit 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459291-1/
>SOCOM welcomes new Comdr ArmyGen Clarke 3/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/668840/
>StateDept Press Brief (SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams) 3/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/668743/
>This Week@State 3/29/19
youtu.be/ggSpJQGsvUs
>Pres Trump arrives/departs JBElmendorf-Richardson 3/28/19
dvidshub.net/video/668825/
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Grand Rapids MI 3/28/19
youtu.be/Px2OG-ren-s
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/28/19
youtu.be/bACUYLK_MEU
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/28/19
youtu.be/YnoO4_nyVTo
c-span.org/video/?459268-1/
youtu.be/IMsj1ss32HQ
>Don Jr on Hannity 3/28/19
youtu.be/Nl4YvxCkKrw
>VP Pence on EWTNNewsNightly 3/28/19
youtu.be/x3iy8M03xeY
>VP Pence @Ave Maria Univ on Religious Freedom 3/28/19
youtu.be/FmupQ8ohHU8

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MAGA

AWOO!

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Upon closer inspection of so-called zombies, you will quickly find out that these moaning, slowly moving, death-smelling creatures are actually just regular living niggers displaying typical behavior.

The niggers in Haiti have chopped down almost all the trees to make charcoal, which they use to cook delicious mud pies. Because of this, the country is 98% deforested and the soil is now largely infertile. The apes depend almost totally on foreign aid just to survive, as they could not grow their own food even if they wanted to. There is almost no tourism, little industry and epidemic levels of crime, poverty and AIDS (duh). Haiti is a perfect example that
no matter where niggers are, whether in Africa or the Americas, if they are allowed to run things on their own, the result is invariably the same: EPIC FAILURE.

A wonderful, miraculous event occurred on January 12, 2010, when a 7.0 earthquake completely flattened half the country and killed--
as of March 2010--around 230,000 niggers. Lulz were had as the world witnessed the chimpouts that immediately broke out before the earth even stopped shaking. Niggers wasted no time with the "Gibs me dat!", demanding that the rest of the world drop whatever they were doing to come rescue their useless asses.

Open-air dead nigger storage, courtesy of Mother Nature.

The earth-coon-ake produced classic TNB, such as: a nigger dragging a dead nigger out of a coffin in order to steal it, another nigger
digging a 12-year-old sow out of the rubble and immediately raping her, and wild feral coons building barricades and road blocks out of
nigger corpses. Haiti will continue being an incredible mess for years to come, except for the fact that the earthquake left Port-Au-Price
looking better than before. That and all the dead niggers.

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first to AWOO!

kot btfo!

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Awoo

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SHALL

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> When it happens, the earth will slip by roughly 60 feet along a rupture zone more than 600 miles long, unzipping the sea floor at roughly two miles per second and convulsing the West Coast for as long as five minutes. Bridges will fall. Wet soil will liquefy. Brick and masonry buildings will shatter. Skyscrapers built before modern earthquake codes may topple. City centers in Portland, Seattle, and Vancouver will be buried beneath glass shards and rubble. Everything underground—water mains, natural gas pipes—will be crushed. Land that has bulged upward from tectonic pressure for the past 300 or so years will collapse to baseline, permanently altering the topography and plunging low-lying coastal areas into the ocean. The inland Cascade Mountains will knock the knees out from under the earthquake, but numerous landslides will occur, especially on roads built with a “cut and fill” method, where flat slabs get cut out of rock walls and smoothed over with soft fill. Just a few minutes after the quake finally stops, the second hammer blow will strike. Tsunami waves up to 50 feet high will rip the face of the coastal region clean off the map, pulverizing everything and killing everyone in their path.

> It’s hard to say in advance how many will die. It depends on the time of year and the time of day. The Pacific Northwest as far north as British Columbia has a Mediterranean precipitation pattern, with warm, dry summers and cool, wet winters. An earthquake during the rainy season will result in a lot more liquefaction and landslides. Better for disaster to strike during the summer, then

Hot

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>I JUST WANT TO KEEP CIRCLE JERKING A GUY WHO DOES NOTHING FOR ME
>F5 TWITTER, DID HE POST A NEW BTFO YET?
>OH SHIT, A NEW BTFO, LET ME POST IT FIRST ON /PTG/ FOR SOME UPCUMMIES
>BASED MIGA!

MIGA DISCORD TRANNYS

chinkers btfo

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The cherry blossoms are upon DC

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>still an error

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Can you get a tax stamp for RPGs?

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dont stop, cant stop

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NOT BE INFRINGED

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>city named Washington full of cherry trees
always makes me laugh

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To my knowledge one can only obtain a disabled weapon without ammo.

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When's Hillary gonna be locked up? A year ago you guys said Sessions was the impediment, so what's stopping Trump now?

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>I'd like the effective range to be more than 20 feet
Then why are you using a .410 shotgun? .410 is a snake gun or beginner shotguns for 12 year old girls. If you're serious about stopping some gigga nigga from killing you and raping your wife, at least the Governor can chamber one of these bad boys.
youtube.com/watch?v=7bLonprIWm4

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I'm just in the mood to bash islandniggers today.

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Post meme guns

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When did the Wall Street Journal comments section become based and redipilled? I never thought we'd be seeing these types of comments from that crowd.

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Absolute Boomer identified.

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>If you're serious about stopping some gigga nigga from killing you and raping your wife
no, not with a 410 sawn off
just want to shoot targets and shit.

plus you can get a 410 slug

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breitbart.com/economy/2019/03/29/dhs-nielsen-oks-visas-for-30000-extra-h-2b-workers/

Why is Trump cucking like this?

Meme timeline.

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>dumb fucking MIGA discord tranny doesnt realize Trump has done this since day 1 fucking whites over
keep coping faggot

Nigger women tend to be gross.

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Sadly, he was okay with h2bs he even said so during the campaign.

Where are they coming from? Rejection rates for pajeet H1Bs are already about 50% and climbing.

youtube.com/watch?v=iCmV3lHYB2o

WSJ comments have been right-leaning for years. I'm surprised they still let people comment on articles; back in 2015 a lot of newspapers removed their comment sections for obvious reasons.

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H1bs are far different from h2bs. Though just because they approve that many doesn't mean we will get that many.

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> "losing our traditional values"
which certainly weren't the result of a revolution haha fucking boomers

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Comments section is subscriber only, you're not gonna see autists flood the replies.

Trump is just anti legals.

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>Robot picking strawberries
DOUBT

What revolution

I guess because no one wants to Mow the lawn

the WSJ has a patron system where some of its readers carry alot of input into how the newspaper is organised. They also rely on these (business) ties for their reporting which is why they don't want to stop the comment section. it's how they keep up their networking. Their readership is also alot more eloquent so you get alot less schizo posters like you would see on infowars comment sections (the ones who type all caps, ill never forget those)

>be dead chicken in America
>still get shot

fastcompany.com/40473583/this-strawberry-picking-robot-gently-picks-the-ripest-berries-with-its-robo-hand

It can be done, Hans. Much like translating every comment by chinks on a twitter page speculating what the fug is wrong with their leader lately.
>no seriously something is wrong with Xi and they thinks it's everything underneath the sun

>just want to shoot targets and shit.
I was just joking around there m80. If you want a target greater than 20 feet, why are you using .410 shotgun? Shotgun by definition just spray and pray. Unless you're using the lower caliber guns like 12 or 10 gauges with a choke on it, you aren't sniping anything. Get a rifle at that point, my man.

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>In a greenhouse in Belgium, a small robot moves through rows of strawberries growing on trays suspended above the ground
Does pic related looks like a suspended greenhouse?

This needs more serious attention. Why hasn't Nielson been fired yet? Why won't Trump do it?

Reporting in.

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>MIGA
>BASED TRUMP TWEET BTFO

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>MIGA
>BASED TRUMP TWEET BTFO
>MIGA
>BASED TRUMP TWEET BTFO

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/ptg/ btfo

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Cody is a lucky son of a bitch marrying her

It's the principle of the thing - a robot can identify and pick ripe strawberries without damaging them. That's the computationally challenging part. Scaling it up to real farm size only requires time, money, and engineers.

Yeah, but imagine having to speak German. A far worse fate to endure.

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pick up a value and you shall find; for example the 1776 revolutionaries of America would have sit in the left in Estates General with their poz platform (so they'd be what you'd call commies)

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I would have thought she'd be out when Kelly got booted, but evidently Trump thinks he can get use out of her still.

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30 years of creepy pics and videos of Biden should be enough to keep him out of office, shouldn't it?

so all these fucking illegals are just flooding our country and getting released into the wild?

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>Buy overpriced niche Italian auto-revolver that has the same reliability of an overpriced Italian sports car
Still want one though

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>Trump says to never telegraph your intentions to your enemy
>keeps suggesting, hinting, or threatening what he may do instead of just doing it
His recent threat to close the border is just another example of his self-defeating hypocrisy. Instead closing the border and then announcing it, he gives his many opponents time to formulate their own narratives and counter strategies.

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It's just for the tactile fun of loading and shooting a 410 one handed but yet also being able to hit your targets. I'm not saying it is the best solution for anything. It's purely for novel reasons that I want it.

That's why Trump is closing the border next week.

batowl i would appreciate if you posted names or at least added name to the filename
that being said, pls dont trip/namefag

>that being said, who the first two?

If you're an accelerationist this is a good thing. How else are you going to get people to like Hitler?

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SOON

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"only infringed on some stuff"

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What possible use?

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I think military grade hardware should be available to the general populace, and that provided you are able to maintain it properly and use it the right way, that being in defense of your property and your homeland, then you should be allowed the ownership of whatever you'd like, even tanks, battleships and aircraft. I think the same way about animals as well. Should you want to have lions, tigers and bears in some kind of menagerie of sorts and you're able to provide for them then I think you should be allowed to domestically train such creatures both for personal and commercial means.

Yeah, the system is being overloaded

I doubt it. He won't do it because Mexico will pretend to help and he'll believe it

Thoughts?

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He won't do it

Go figure

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What is going on here? Is it 3D printed with a built in suppressor?

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

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トグサ

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>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never get 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump's press secretary will never reference this greentext in his first press conference
>Trump will never build the wall (construction underway!)
>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins
>Trump will never deport said illegals
>Trump will never replace Obamacare with something much better
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never create peace in Korea
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals (INCLUDING CHYNA)
>Trump will never use the replacement for NAFTA to make Mexico pay for the wall
>Trump will never leave Afghanistan and Syria
>Trump will never declare a national emergency about the border
>Trump will never use the Army Corps of Engineers to build wall
>Trump will never bring American manned spaceflight back to Florida
>Trump will never survive the Russia hoax
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YOU ARE HERE
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>Trump will never close the Mexican border
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum

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>208332856
You're beyond retarded, China Swede.
Name a revolution that decentralized power, short of the American one, all of them happened to concentrate power on fewer hands.

Less talk, more action

Can it?

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I think the NPC normie masses are fully aware that CNN and MSNBC are leftists news

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>MAYBE HE JUST LIKES 410's YOU BIG GUNI BULLY

Yep, built in suppressor.

Wulfsohn that’s a new one

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>an incredible feat of engineering, putting the barrel at the 6 o'clock position reducing muzzle flip and setting the whole revolver system up on rails like magazine-fed pistols so it cocks the hammer on the back stroke and rotates the cylinder on the forward stroke
>just some Italian over priced meme revolver
Come the fuck on, man.

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You magatards don't even check these?
Fuck, you really should all go back.

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>that has the same reliability of an overpriced Italian sports car
... but if it was reliable, it would be an Audi. And nobody wants an Audi.

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Yes this is a quality post. We need a to add it to pastebin

Goddamn I really want to breed a black girl with my white dick. Not even being ironic like those psyop faggots that keep spamming /b/ and /trash/ with that shit, I genuinely want to breed a black girl with my white dick. I also want to do the same to a Japanese girl and a white girl. I draw the line at Hispanics, Semitics and Arabs though. I'm not really into bestiality in that way.