Kraut/pol/&AfD General - Stamm Rein Edition

>upcoming elections
EU nuthouse: May 26 2019
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/europawahl.htm
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
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myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get /fitlit/.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=nlycry7Kc9o
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

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what did they mean by this?

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Reichsamt für Memenforschung has just started an Untersuchung ... verdict still pending.

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Slow day. How's your weekend, friends?

We wuz Nazis und sheeeit

DAS RITE!!!

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diversity will kill ethnic Germans

>tomorrow belongs to us intensifies!

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fucking kek
youtube.com/watch?v=mwJyRXvXdqA

There is this hot FPÖ politician, Petra Steger, Love her

SIEG WAKA, FREN!! :D

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oh man, if only Hitler would have taken Malta and given Rommel at least two more Panzerdivisionen and steady fuel supply...

Rammstein isn't completely cucked, listen to Mein Land first and then Deutschland

Listening more to Rommel would have generally been a good idea ...

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this. Especially when he was back in Europe... especially about placing the Panzers near the coast... but they refused to believe his exp on (((Allied))) airpower.

>All of the sons of Esau hate us unto death, because our blessed forefather Jacob stole their birthright and left them with nothing but a mess of pottage.
I've always wondered - do people actually read bible, and if they do... how the fuck do they tiptoes around all that shit
>deceiving a dying husband/father
>whoring your own wife, once, twice, thrice and ad infinitum throughout the generations
>dashing the young ones
>letting in, sheltering, aiding and abetting saboteurs
>killing the firstborns in an entire country
>fucking with host nation's minds by poisoning water, releasing all kinds of pest on 'em
>etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc
how anyone in JHVH's butthole could warp their mind so as to believe THAT was work/word of god
riddle me this, Krautbros?

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*tiptoe

>stabbing books

Fren ... this ... I dunno ... it seems so inefficient :D

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Wrong pic btw ;)

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poetic hyperbole! poetic hyperbole!!!!
no bully!

whaddaya think this represents? yer think we're gonna drop a gigantic steal fist on Engeland?

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>yer think we're gonna drop a gigantic steal fist on Engeland?

Yes :)

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little early to damn the monday, isn't it?

Btw it is funny how your pic could be interpreted two ways depending on viewpoint ;)

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>damn Monday

Just means I have to fly to Turkey again ... for the WHOLE. FUCKING. WEEK!

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th-th-that's inefficient af
oh yeah, that was the reason I saved it in the first place. sweet sweet irony

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Inefficient? Yes ... but it sends a message. Ok, ok, I know ... lifting THAT much mass into orbit will be a hell of a task. Maybe ... we could instead settle for a ... sleaker design? ;)

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See and the Brits (at least the survivors) will even be compelled to pull that thing out again ... no cleanup costs afterwards :3

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let's eliminate the ambiguity
>Rod of Iron
don't arouse me more, I'm at my limits already

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>don't arouse me more

;)

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nah nah nah! giving free steel to the beady ones? no way!
we go in after the strike, make the survivors pul it out, refurbish and put it back in the orbit, as a form of reparations. then we go back and push the button again

based! for all their fancy stuff, they would never come up with ramming tactics. one has to have a bit of slav genetics to come up with that :DDDD
t. the most versatile race

>geostationary Damocles sword!!!

Fren, I do positively love your ideas! ;)
Btw ... drop it again? Wanna play ye old in-out-in-out with them? Real horrorshow! :D

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Well, kinetic energy is kinetic energy ... one may never have enough of it!

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Good afternoon, krauts. Have I missed anything, today?

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Yes. My fridge.

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vote Greens u fucking nazis

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When will Gretel and her followers gas all the boomers?

>old in-out-in-out
a man of taste! real droog of mine
>kinetic
goddang! matched the pic to answer both posts!

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Faggots or not, their music still rocks tho

I brought pibza.

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It was Halder's fault. He didn't support Rommel for petty personal reasons and after the war wrote a booklet where he put all the blame on Hitler.

yeah... not really buying THAT, fren.
as if Rommel didn't have personal contact with der Führer, as if Halder was so powerful in manipulating Hitler that as soon as Rommel left back to that fly infested shithole of a continent that Führer forgot everything was said to him
that'd be some serious psychic trick!

My droog!! It's all about dat pelvic thrust! ;)

...then I won't repost the pics. Don't want to kill your appetite (or your sanity).

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wrong pic ... again

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Everyone and their mother wrote a book blaming their own shortcomings to Hitler. As for Halder, he was given access to German archives to write about ww2 by the allies and heaps of documents mysteriously vanished when he was done. Also, he's solely responsible for fall blau failing by sabotaging army group south, seeing it as a waste and wanting to take Moscow instead

Why is there are a negro in SS uniform? Is this not an insult? What is going on here, Hans?

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once is an accident two is a trend! :D

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ya know, I get some good vibes from you, Britfren... dunno why, but I get this old Bwitain feels.

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I am basing it on Desmond Young's Rommel biography which was the first decent one and pretty close to the time when it happened. Halder didn't have to manipulate Hitler. He just had to work and delay decisions within his power. Hitler may have talked to Rommel and assured him with his support but his main concern was basically being involved with the Eastern Front 24/7. It was impossible for him to keep trace of all the developments by himself. And that's how Halder sidelined Rommel. Hitler was running on fucking autopilot by that time.

So, you've read Fahrenheit 451?

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user's high as a kite probably, or he downloaded one too many reaction images and is doing a dump

Why are you punching Scotland? We did nothing wrong.

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And I'm basing it on Rommel's own memoirs and letters. Sure he had many enemies, but he also had the ear of the Man. but the Man didn't aid him. all the other conclusions might be true, untrue or conjecture, but the above is a fact.

ehem *in me best Scottish accent immitation
Because ye tinkering sheep shaggers didn't took yer independence when all was needed was to put a cross on the voting bulletin!

who hasn't?

Don't you think it's rather strange that at least in media there are always a larger minority of nordic racial types present in Turkey than in Greece? I mean my Mother watches a lot of foreign drama, usually French, German, Spanish, Scandinavian and so on but in some of the Turkish ones a lot of the actors wouldn't look out of place in Stockholm or Copenhagen, whilst the Greek ones are all Ottoman mongrels, have you ever noticed this yourself?

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Hausdrache's a calling. bed time ...
have a comfy and a long one, m8s!

You've read A Clockwork Orange aswell?

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Oh thank you, Hans but what do you mean by "old Bwitain feels?"

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Well it's not my fault half of my country are subhuman imbeciles, Hans. Come on! And we're not sheep shaggers, that's the Welsh for the record.

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alda verpiss dich du inzuchtlümmel

>not in the condition ... ;)

Yes but ages ago at school, cannot remember shit.

You can read it in an afternoon.

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White Turks, Black Turks ... it explains a lot actually. Their 'elite' (well at least before Erdogan days) has always considered themselves as Europeans in a way ... compared to the Arabized Anatolian farmer at least. They overcompensate with the actors I would say while Greek are more happy with their mongrel looks.

Sadly no, only seen the movie.

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Actually a good idea. Don't sleep well in hotel rooms and with all the traveling right now ... (no I do not watch TV anymore).

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LET 'EM THROUGH

answer me this:


how nazi is the afd?


im an immigrant (came here from kazakhstan, a so called russlanddeutscher)


and since the age of 16 (im 30 now) my political opinion has always aligned with the NPD and then later the afd but i have never looked into actually joining the afd because im assuming there will be plenty of people who see me as the enemy and would want to get rid of me.


what to do?

>Dein weisses Fleisch erregt mich so
>Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo
>Dein weisses Fleisch erleuchtet mich
>Mein schwarzes Blut und dein weisses Fleisch
>Ich werd immer geiler von deinem Gekreisch
>Der Angstschweiß da auf deiner weissen Stirn
>Hagelt in mein krankes Gehirn
I still love them!
youtube.com/watch?v=uabmXZW3Y_s

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So the fanfiction in that jpg is what you've been reading instead all this time? Why not just read the masterpiece that is 'In Search of Lost Time'? You've could have read that alternatively to the contents of your pic related.

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Kek, fren, no ... of course not, just messing with you ;)
Proust? Any idea if English or German translation is superior?

I'd think probably the English one but that's probably because it's the only language I can speak. Hahaha.

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>how nazi is the afd?
Alice Weidel is lidderally Hitler.

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