Has anyone here ever LARPed as a Jew in order to advance their career?

>I wrote a screenplay
hahahahahaha bet you a hundred dollars it sucks ass hahahahha anyone who shares their script should expect to be ruined by the realistic prospect of no one giving a fucking shit about it

never larped as one but used to put in community service hours at a JCC(jewish community center)

But I am Jewish in my soul. Always have been.

Kind of awesome if true.

This has been my experience with people I know, one of them was a literal half-jew.

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Lol, me too. I have like one Jew ancestor 200 years ago. Most of my shit is from reading and talking to orthodox Jews on Twitter.

(((They))) still don't know.

מאגניב, עם לאמדת איברית בתוח תאכל ליקרו עת זא ולאנות: מהו סחום הזוויוט במש ולש?

I have no jew blood

What have you done with your life?

same, except without hebrew. But I talk about my roots a lot and went to Israel and never shut up about it

me as well, or else i wouldnt be trying to subvert society

I have a Jewish first name and got into a really good university despite having average grades.

Not to further my career but I wear their little hat when I grocery shop and just say "oy vey" to all the prices and try to be annoying it's a lot of fun

not try to sell my "screenplays" that suck balls ill tell you that much

what did i say that was so offensive you little pussy? all i said was be prepared for noone to give a shit about your hard work. that is a fact of life you boomer

No but I've larped as a Muslim to avoid a parking fine. Literally obscured my hair with my scarf and spoke in broken English, the traffic warden vacillated between fining me or being called a racist after I made a few allusion to Allah. The duck actually let me go.

based as fuck

such edgy blackpill

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ahem..
theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/03/american-military-aid-israel-context/585988/

I'd never lower myself to their levels, and pretent to be Jewish, that's the shady underhand shit I'd expect from Jews!

Could imagine being stuck in a office full of Jews kveching over trivial shit.

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That’s been my experience as well lmao

yes, I think about it often
I want an ashkenazi gf more than anything

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>Has anyone here ever LARPed as a Jew in order to advance their career?
If you're on Jow Forums you may as well be a jew

sometimes i call people antisemetic when they express views in favour of palestine and tell them how as a jew i expect more from the british people, as the uk didn't really care about the holocaust until the germans were attacking us. i usually say that i'm not a jew, just my mother

I LARP as a Jew because I'm Jewish

Between that and joining the Freemasons, you are literally playing life on easy mode. Everyone wants to hook you up

nope. im realistic and black pilled instead of a faggot boomer like you

I once LARPed as a jew. It's a lot easier than you think. Just say your mother is jewish born but you got educated far from the religion. Yet your cousins are.

Now idk if it will particularly help you. It might with orthodox jews but not the modern jew who doesn't care about that

This explains so much. My cheapness, my nose, my love of bagels.

Genealogy by M. Night Shamylan.

Are there offices that are NOT like that?

Seriously though, the shekels are worth it. Quit trying to lose with honor.

>I wrote a screenplay and was considering submitting under different names and see what happens.
Already tried that, didn't work. Maybe you have more luck as an American.

Most of the immigrants from your country have larger as Jews to come to my country especially since 1990

I LARP as a jew all the time in real life. It's shockingly effective, I highly recommend it.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to use it to shame other goyim into doing what you want and giving you what you want. You don't try to LARP as a Jew to real Jews, they'll either spot the lie instantly or be immune because they're kikes and know it's all a racket.

The real way to LARP as a Jew is to be obnoxious to normie goyim, that way either you get what you want, which proves Jewish privilege exists, or you'll just piss them off, in which case they'll get sick and tired of pandering to Jews. Win/win.

You are underaged

This is similar to the premise of the movie that 80s movie Just one of the guys. After she submits an article as herself and gets denied a summer job so she submits the same article as a guy and basically gets btfo. Of course she has to pose as a guy throughout the whole movie.

Saul Goodman reporting in. Yes. Works amazingly well.

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You are embarrassing yourself badly here. Arrogant little shits are not just a leftwing phenomenon.

They probably read you through, but they need someone to throw in ovens instead of them.
As they wrote in "кaтeхизиc eвpeя в cccp": "no matter whose bull is jumping there, the calf will still be ours"
If some extermination of jews took place, it was only to clear their ranks. How do you think they all survived?

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Has anyone here ever LARPed as a fucking human being who doesn't sit all day on a portugese fly fishing forum blaming all their woes on an elaborate worldwide conspiracy

>mfw the jews destroying the world are actually white guys pulling off a 10/10 larp

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No, only to get people banned from videogame servers. It works.

lol is that a russian version of fabricated writings by jews? interesting

I don't really buy "пpoтoкoлы cиoнcких мyдpeцoв", because I felt some monarchist agenda in there, but "кaтeхизиc eвpeя в cccp" seems to be genuine

>"кaтeхизиc eвpeя в cccp"
if it was fabricated, why would google deny finding it?
sheba.spb.ru/biss/kat48.htm

Wait... what if the Jews are all actually white nationalists LARPing as Jews to take advantage of the fact that all the actual Jews died in the Holocaust?

Wouldn't that explain a lot about Israel?

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how do you begin to reconcile the fact that if it wasn't for the soviet union collapsing in 1990 there would be not one person there who identifies or is ethnically more than 25% Jewish in about 3-4 generations from now?

kek, I remember an user doing this.

My girlfriends name is rachel, she was able to leave early on Fridays for a while before getting busted with a cross on her neck

I found it in 10 seconds despite it being in another language.

Sometimes at new jobs I do to get jewish holidays off.

little rascals are always scheming something

do it. i want to see what happens

>Have you done a 23andMe?
Why the fuck would someone willingly send his DNA to a kike owned database and on top of that pay for this. I'm white bro, I can trace my lineage easily, we have civil registries and I even knew some of my great grand mothers. No mystery meat here, no quadroon or some exotic shit, they all came from the same place.

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>Is LSD fun?
It gets fun after 1-1.5 hours for ~2h, you smile from ear to ear. Than you get really deep thoughts for 2-3h and than the afterglow sets in, where you feel somewhat empty (but also very 'free') for another 3-4h. It's almost impossible to sleep in these 8-10.5h, your body temperature and heart rate rises also a bit.
Setting is very important !!! You could get the impression of yourself going to die, always remember that you won't die physically (no one ever died on psychedelics). That's the point where you shouldn't fight it --> Ego death.
The after-effects last for ~ 2 weeks to a month.

>Quit trying to lose with honor.
Better than winning with dishonour.

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This. The DNA meme sites are for mutts and niggers who don't even know their fathers, nevermind ancestry.

>Leaves are Civilizations
>When they turn brown, they fall

Let me guess.. You don't use google?

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you misspelled it you fucking retard. it suggested "Did you mean: кaтeхизиc eвpeя в cccp" and then I found this fabricated text.

what was the typo, kike?
Tell me what made you think it's fabricated?

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I don't know your lower hominid language, but google suggested another search and then found tons of results. maybe you used different unicode letters

Only inbreeders like shapiro care about being 100% jewish, the rest only care about their mother's mothers. Also, nobody makes jewish wife to reproduce with her husband, but if he's loyal & talented, sure his descendants will make jewish nation more acclaimed.

Why do I get the feeling this thread is full of jews pretending not to be jews pretending to be jews?

"Orthodox interpretations of Halakha recognize only matrilineal descent. However, the Law of Return qualifies anyone who has a Jewish grandparent, or is married to a Jew. As a result of this discrepancy, the immigration wave included many people who were not considered Jews by the Israeli Rabbinate, such as children of a Jewish father and non-Jewish mother, grandchildren of Jews, or non-Jewish spouses of Jews, who were eligible under the Law of Return. In 1988, a year before the immigration wave began, 58% of married Jewish men and 47% of married Jewish women in the Soviet Union had a non-Jewish spouse.[28] Some 26%, or 240,000, of the immigrants had no Jewish mother, and were thus not considered Jewish under Halakha, or Jewish religious law, which stipulates one must have a Jewish mother to be considered Jewish"
explain this. 26% of soviet Jews in 1990 were not considered Jewish by religious law. what would be that number in 2060? how does this fit with your fabricated text?

it might've been me, I have talked about it before. Mostly because I talk about it so much irl that it starts leaking out online as well

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Discussing jewish discourse we're working on enriching jewish culture. I even know some hebrew and research their texts to write some commentary on them, so my writings may even end in the following volume of talmud.

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i'll take 'jared kushner's life' for $300, Alex

I found it immediately as well. The problem is you copy-pasted. Jow Forums destroys Cyrillic letters when you type them here.

A field experiment did just that for black names vs. white names and found a definite effect. You should absolutely do this. Maybe even get a grant for it. This is science that needs to be done.
nber.org/digest/sep03/w9873.html

Best wrong thread ever

Jow Forums the pic related

That "fabricated" text teaches jews to marry goyim. And that what they did to us, they intermarried many russian beauties luring them into their net with spetspayok (luxurous food in the times of fabricated hunger)

Thank you. I didn't know that. Why would Jow Forums do it?

My name is Beniamin, that's a Polish name... right?

So you're walking back on this:
>the rest only care about their mother's mothers.
Also nice to know russian girls will marry people for a piece of chicken puree.

Only when talking about israel

People get really offended when you criticize them, but you say that you're a jew and suddenly it becomes a civilized conversation and they put the rope away

nope. kikes who believe they're not kikes (like trotsky did, or said, or kikes say he did) are still kikes. and many russian children of jewish fathers are hillariously kikish.

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>fabricated hunger
What? You mean jews really do this?
TPUSA anti-Venezuela shills BTFO

I dunno, they do it to all non-english alphabets too though. You can use this site to fix it 4chanmoonrunes.github.io/eng/

>Jews really hate russians, that's why they marry them to the effect of totally losing any shred of Jewish identity. It's all part of the plan. This hilariously obvious fabricated text proves it. Believe the plan.

> fabricated
the same as "artificial"
I'm sorry if my english isn't good enough

> all jews think the same
Don't you know that "в любoм вoпpoce двa eвpeя имeют тpи paзличных мнeнья" (two jews three opinions)
some of them hate us, so they marry jews and slaughter russians, some of them love us, so they marry russians and contribute to russian culture, some of them just don't give a fuck and only care about their profit.

Wow reduced you to this generic statement that can be applied to everyone:
>some russians hate Jews, so they marry russians and slaughter Jews, some of them love Jews, so they marry Jews and contribute to Jewish culture, some of them just don't give a fuck and only care about their profit.
sometimes you only need a 5 minute talk with someone to reverse years of hateful indoctrination :)
Leaving for Moscow now with a plate of 48 piece sushi, apparently russian girls are so cheap they sleep around for food :) lol

Your usage was correct, and I wasn't arguing against you, just throwing shade to all the kikes on here who repeat the fake starvation memes.

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Not all kikes, but I wouldn't like you to judge all russians on example of the most orthodox christians, who are tiny minority of us.
But there are still some teachings, which actually determine the nation (in spite of all us cosmopolites)

>Wagecucks actually do this
Why the fuck would I ever fucking do that? Why the fuck would I ever work for that matter?

99% of Jews, in my experience, are Jews of convenience. They only use their Jewishness to get ahead and further their own self interest/become indignant at anything that they don’t agree with.

Ethnic Russians purchased passports that said they where Jewish in order to immigrate to the USA in the 80's/90's. Lots of Russians living illegally in Israel too....

>Do you are retarded?

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