Height verification badge

Yeahhhhh I’m dumb

They are getting in early. If they really wanted to announce something this ridiculous and make people believe them they would do it on April 2nd.

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You're legally allowed to spray raid on 5'11" and shorter men

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Are they also adding weight verification? It would be only fair

>height matters as does every other shallow aspect
>such as weight
Weight verification when? Oh... wait... women wouldn't like that so we can't have it.

what the fuck are those clown shoes?

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Abolish the fat girl angle to a long with weight verification. false advertising is wrong

They should also do “wealth verification” so gold digger wymen could concentrate better on their targets.

Hitler was a manlet too

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Hahaha... that’s sexist, so no way.

You know, if you don't like this you can just not use the app or whatever this is from.

who the fucks is using tinder???
are you guys using tinder?

God it feels so good not being a manlet. I can't imagine what it would feel like being shorter than 6'. You guys have it beyond rough

clown shoes for a clown world

Yea they’ll implement the change on april 1st

Apparently everyone does. It seems kind of embarrassing to put yourself out there like that, especially if you know people in the area. I guess the old online dating stigma is gone because all of my college friends use it

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>forcing men to be honest about their height
> FUCKING JEWS!!!!!

lol! manlet rage!

Wondering when bank account and retirement plans will be made public

>Manlet detected
Wayne lol

Marzia is a total babe

Headshot landwhales

5'11'ers literally BTFO

Seriously tho fuck tinder go outside and meet people you fagets

Im ok with this if there is weight and breast size options as well

Lol wtf

lets be honest here
anyone over 6' shouldn't have a problem with this
anyone under better invest in some high soles

>it's not possible to hate jews, how online dating is demoralizing people across the board & laugh at manlets at the same time
t. kike

>Girl says she only wants 180+ men
>Superlike her
>She likes me back
>I am 171cm tall

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>yfw you're legit 6'3" with athletic build
>yfw you're absolutely for the height verification
>yfw manlets will be met with grim reality of heightism
>yfw they will probably come up with some another kind of COPEpill

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i wouldn't mind credit scores

Kek

.That’s no difference than a girl saying she is athletic, then she is 100kg.

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Good. The manlet uprising can't come soon enough.

keep dreaming

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>imagine trying to impress this

Lmao

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>unironically using tinder
i pity the betas who actually use that app to validate roastie egos and giving them the attention they crave
stop being such pathetic pussy slaves

honestly as a guy who is 5'10 this probably works in my favor, people will see 5'10 as the height it actually is and not as all the 5'6/5'7 guys who are "5'10"

laughing my ass off @ the butthurt betas in this thread. both height and weight verification for all parties would be ideal, but better some verification than none at all (that is, if you're lame enough to care about an online hookup app at all)

What country is your flag? Must be irrelevant since as an American I cannot identify the country associated with the flag.

How does it feel to not matter?

>online dating
Might aswell just pay a fuckin hooker

I tell them my real height right away and get unmatched. Its hilarious. It boosts my ELO rating anyway.

fpbp

>Manlet

Hitler was 5’9”. That’s above average back in the day. Kids starved and had stunted growth back then. They didn’t have access to as much food and couldn’t grow.

fuck, we're doomed. manlets btfo, guess i'll just go kill myself now.

Man. How am I supposed to get a girlfriend now?

>What country is your flag? Must be irrelevant since as an American I cannot identify the country associated with the flag.
>How does it feel to not matter?
You didn't fall for a bait, you fell for an out right dare to get upset at him.
Holy shit, this really is the day of the COPE.

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Weight verification FUCKING when then?

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I'm sure you tell yourself the same thing when you look in the mirror, manlet

How dose it feel to be a jewish pawn?

What’s worse, when some roastie’s Tinder hook-up is 2” shorter than he noted on his profile, or, when the guy arrives and the roastie is 80 lbs heavier than she said? The answer is clear.

I'm literally a 5'11" semi-manlet with a girlfriend but for some reason reading these messages still makes me fantasize about the DOTR

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5'10 Guess I just gotta bang Asian chicks now, bug manlets eternally btfo now
It's a manlet eat manlet world bois

kek

wouldnt be that hard desu

Hey, I'm the same height as Hitler.
Neat.

at barely 5'10 and not fat I'm actually suffering an overabundance in the tall women coming after me department. It's as if I stick my dick in one and suddenly they all want it. All this world is going crazy right now. Did CERN do this?

>tfw 6'2''

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The rejection gives us drive and fuels our rage. Mark my words, manlets will inherit the earth.

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5'9 master race checking in

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Who cares. The only thing good about tinder is the occasional humor threads. And this isn’t one of them.

>he has legs

definitely photoshopped

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hello fellow Jow Forumsizen

They started doing these on the 31st, then people figured out, now it's the 30th.

Isn't it nice?

>yfw Napoleon breaks open his tomb and then conquers England

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Things Finns get real rapey up in this bitch if lil nuggas can't lie bout they height to get a nut out.

We talking roving packs of 5'6 mofos going ham on any Bush dey c.

Shiiieeeett nigga

>April fools!!
What are the odds?

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careful with that one friend. The average jew is 5'4" and once it become legal to treat them as insects, they'll make it legal to act as insects. You may well be forced to watch as the blood of your newborn son is drained of his blood from his penis through the Jew's sharp proboscis.

Zero. Manlets destroyed.

>Abolish the fat girl angle to a long with weight verification. false advertising is wrong
It really isn't that hard to tell if they're fat. What they're not showing is as telling as a full body pic.

so how short is he really?

Tfw 5'7

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Nobody knows for sure. He changed it in Google himself yesterday.
youtu.be/OY2ydWCSvUA?t=231

>blog.gotinder.com/introducing-height-verification/
Anyone got the one where the girl is upset if her weight starts with "2"

both are wrong, i'd rather one problem be resolved than neither.

Thank god im 184
But nowdays thats like standard height for females
195-200 cm gets girls going

I bet he has a foreskin.

My kind of shoes.

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What dudes lies about their height though? Dont you still have to meet the bitch IRL to fuck her?

Grindr was made by jews as well, hmm...

Women are retarded. You can pass for 6'1 if you're 5'10 and she's a couple of inches shorter than you.

The issue with all the autism over the height meme is that most men lie about their height by an inch or two, and everyone (particularly women) judges heights based on goaposts of men who bullshit their heights, and so their perceptions are completely distorted.
So if you're truthful and say you're 5'10, you'll be assumed the same height as all the 5'8 guys who lie about their height. And if you're 5'8 and truthful about it, you'll be lumped in with the 5'6 guys who lie about their height, and so on.

Also, another aspect of all this 'tism is that it's numbers, whereas in real life people just look and make a judgement call with their eyes. Online dating, tinder, etc are fucking cancerous for social/sexual dynamics and lead to this extreme hypergamy of men needing to list out a CV of all their attributes in the hopes of being in the top 5% to be worthy of your average roastie slag.

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But you still have to meet her though? So why are they mad at guys lying about their height?

Where is boob verification, then?
Also, I'd like "number" verification.
Don't want a chick that's been with more than 3 dudes.

It's beneath them to waste their time with manlets even if they enjoy their company. It skips the process of date->ghosting.

roastie here. i would like this feature not because i care about height, but because short guys on dating sites all have terrible personalities. if you're going to be short, bring something else to the table by being funny or interesting. guys like that don't need dating websites to find girls, and aren't stupid enough to join a dating website centered entirely around physical attractiveness

But most nonvirgins are manlets.

You'll never find those on dating sites unless they're fat, ugly and desperate.
You can probably find virgins that way too but they'll be ugly virgins.

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I dont get it why doesnt Chad become offended those ogres are touching him?