How do I bathe my 5 year old daughter without making it awkward? Wife is away

How do I bathe my 5 year old daughter without making it awkward? Wife is away.

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Why would it be awkward....she's 5 dude. You're her dad. Just don't think of weird shit

5 year Olds can bathe themselves.

Let her do it you sound kinda strange bro...

Pretend it's a cat or a dog, and teach her how to do it. Give some body wash and then mime rubbing it all over. You can shampoo and conditioner her hair while she sits in the bath. When she's done have a towel open and wrap around her.

Not that hard.
I remember I was working as an au pair and I had to help the kids use the bathroom. For the boy had to pull his pants down so he could pee then pull them back up. Yep, first time was a little awkward but it's just nature and life.

Non parents confirmed.

Yeah, OP, you sound like you probably belong in jail if you're thinking that shit

I have do to things like turn off the water and wash her down. Geez do you guys not have kids?

Post pics so we can give you directions.

MOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

No, I don't have kids but I did wash myself after I was 3 unless I was sick. I have a really good memory, bro.

Just do the same thing your wife does. It won’t be weird because she’s expecting you to do it.

Just try not to rape her. Shes only a child. Only adult women (or like 16ish or to) are good for raping.

Just say "no pedo" afterward

She's your daughter-- it will come naturally to you!

Have you bathed a child before? Bring some toys to the tub and play some water games with her (mermaids, bubbles if she doesn't have sensitive skin, let her splash a little bit if she wants to!)

At 5 she can probably do basic washing herself. Give her a lil rag to scrub at any dirty spots, give her the shampoo to put in her hair and either scrub it in yourself or let her do it. Then rinse it out (if you have a removable shower head that can be fun for her too, pretend its a car wash) and get her out if she's all suds-free and clean.

Continuing the car wash theme, lots of kids love it if you towel them down out of the bath like its a car wash. Have her stand on the bath matt or whatever and rub her down front then go "turn!" and do the back. It's cute and they usually think it's fun and quirky.

You've got this. It won't be awkward. She's a little girl, and you are her dad. You're supposed to help her bathe, and your wife will love it if you take on that chore sometimes even if she's home.

Pretty much this with a bit of this after

NOT EVERYTHING IS SEXUAL. It's your kid you fucking dickweed. Nakedness is not wrong if there is no attraction. Fucking yanks I swear.

She's your daughter, why the fuck would it be awkward? You really need to leave this place for your own good.

Those awkward feelings are because this type of childcare -is- very libidinally fulfilling and you're relating it to the only other act you really accept as such. It brings a completion to the aggressive life-drive. In the same aspect, so does cashing a check, eating delicious food or saluting a tank. Libido is the energy of the psyche. This is all involved in what we know as sexuality, which is everywhere.

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Thanks guys for not being scornful like the other people in this thread. I think I can manage.

this is so useful it will likely be ignored by the incel army

just let her be filthy. better than jail.

>lewding your own daughter
kys

Just throw her head first into the bath tub she can do it herself.

Also put water in the tub first I guess

I kinda see where OP is coming from. He wants to avoid getting metoo'd because the world's full of hypersensitive pussies.

Okay fuck me I guess for being the first to make a nice post for you. Just fuck my life because nobody ever listens :(

I live in the US. I can personally vouch for OP that it's frowned upon for fathers to be around anything involving their kids and nudity somehow (ex.: bathing), or just being close to their kids in general, as it *does* carry sexual connotations here in the States.

Kekked