B A S E D !

sounds like he was assaulted, there was an attempted robbery, and defended himself.
should have mag dumped him

Haha

>mag dump
>san francisco
pick one

Fucking disgusting. Only in the Globulent Sharts of MartyCarts can you openly attack someone with a fucking -sword- in the street and get away with it. Someone taking your fucking HAT is not grounds to attempt to mortally wound them. Nobody needs to be carrying a fucking sword and you could learn a few things by taking a page out of our book and binning it/imprisoning people who insist on carrying around murder implements.

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I don't buy this. You see a dude, wearing something you don't like, but also brandishing a sword, and presumably you yourself don't have a weapon. Why the FUCK would you attempt to assault that person?

have you put that potato peeler in the knife bin yet?

Imagine if you could being this big of a Faggot

Story I'm betting is not gonna end well, if they find the guy or a patsy we'll see it on the news.

based and redpilled

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>higher murder rate than New York
Not taking any page out of your book, sand troll

So it was self defense then.

Britain bans butter knives.
In the US you can carry a sword

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Don't you have a Muslims cock to suck or something?

I'm telling the EU that you're on the internet, Neville.

Shut up faggot. Brits are excluded from conversations about anything sharper than a butter knife.

Go get butttfucked by a migrant, Nigel.

>hillteporter.com

Krassenstein, Neikirk. Literal Sawmp Daily News. Read the headlines. Low quality propaganda.

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souls pvp, naisu

After he bins his porn, he will be sucking Mohammed’s cock in no time.

your not understanding how entitled these little faggot around here are.

why are you posting year old shit that is said literally all day here?

>they had originally said the victim was wearing the hat
>later changed their statement
hmmmmmmmmmmm

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He would be considered an assailant because he was the one who caused physical damage.

Someone snatching your hat off your head can get in trouble for it, but at no point is your life (or valuable property) in danger.

Still funny af that a mentally ill guy with a sword roams SF with a MAGA hat

Right after that he yelled “This is MAGA country you faggots”. Then he got in his Dodge Challenger and ran over a fat bitch on his way outta the parking lot

Deus Vult

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>a sword would never be useful in the apocalypse
checkmate faggots

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The type of guy who would do this is the type of guy who genuinely believes that his family, his wife's son, the police, the public, the gouvernment and the courthouse are all behind him and will all support him when he "does the right thing".
Then he gets smacked out of his delusion, usually by the curb.

what are you gonna do with that sword ? Stab me ?

HE HAD A LICENSE FOR HIS SWORD
FUCK OFF BOOOOOOOOOOONG

kek!

I would love to see the look on the face of the aids-ridden faggot who says that and then gets stabbed.

B A S E D
A
S
E
D
HOW CAN ONE user BE SO FUCKING BASED, DO YOU THINK IF HE WASN'T WEARING THAT RED HAT HE'D BE WEARING A NARUTO HEADBAND?

They're that entitled that survival instincts go out the window?

Heil Hitler and put the libshits heads on pikes!

*Teleports behind op*
Nothing personal, faggot.

its valuable property because its got emotional value like a wedding ring. CASE CLOSED.

F

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>Someone snatching your hat off your head can get in trouble for it, but at no point is your life (or valuable property) in danger.
fuck that
youtube.com/watch?v=Bt33ElBL5nI

They can get in trouble yeah, specifically for assault. Its happened before a few times over the past couple of years. If you're a victim of assault, you can't defend yourself from your attacker without becoming an assailant? You lost the fight you started so you get to become a victim? Get this Canadaian shit out of here. We need to annex Canada already to wip out their retarde ideology once and for all. Look how it's infected you a once proud American.

>Get this Canadaian shit out of here.
indeed. i was just daydreaming in the kitchen about getting my ccw just for kicks and how cool it is that i already have a medical weed card. im basking in freedom fellas

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should have slashed his dick

Their survival instincts are disabled.
Excessive cell phone use disrupts the brain's threat determination system.
This is why liberals and women are all for niggers, mudshits and other foreign conquerors.
The only reason they think rightwingers are a threat is that school and the media have imprinted that idea on them from the day they were born.

>unsheathes katana

So who is the dickhead photographer wearing a top hat

>try to take someone else's things
>get your hand slashed with a sword

There is literally nothing wrong with this. The police should give the person with the sword a free set of riot gear for his free work upholding justice.

Maybe liberals should stop acting like fucking babies who never made it past kindergarten.

the eternal fedora knows no form

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Hi dipshit.

Anyone who possesses a weed card, according to the ATF, is an admitted drug user and addict, and thus cannot legally pass a firearms background check in any US gun store

qpbp

>while you were studying the roller blade

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lol. show flag and state statefagness

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it's time to vult

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Bruh, I live in a blue state and I recently got my LTC. One of my highschool friends who is now a retarded champagne socialist told me “you can’t have that, I’m going to take your gun!”. These people are so far removed from reality it’s actually very sad to see.

Those fucking digits

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NAP status
[x] violated

He should have thought twice before venturing into MAGA COUNTRY.

>mentally ill
He actually sounds like a very intelligent individual. He knew just wearing the hat would throw the actually mentally unstable liberals into a rage, and the sword was probably the only weapon he had. Honestly youd have to be mentally ill to not carry some type of protection while wearing a trump hat in sf

Take my cap, lose your head.

Sounds about right. They think their ideal morals are more important than anything else. They don't know or care about laws. They think they're on the right side of history.

We wish death upon our enemies peacefully

What kind of retard grabs the hat of a guy holding a fucking sword? Should be let off due to Darwinism prescendence.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO DISARM AMERICA

Watch it turn out that
1. It was straight-up assault, not "lol imma takin ur hat"
2. It was a knife, not a fucking sword, I mean, jesus christ
3. There was no witness, just someone seeing the aftermath.

10/10 would do this

I’m trying desperately to educate as many of my friends who went full retard as I possibly can. Until the shots start popping off we still have a chance. I told a couple of my friends who are “BERNIE BROS” now that I really like them and don’t want things to get bad because I will hurt them if they come with malintent. I don’t push trump or any other politician, just logic reason and some basic western principles of freedom. It’s a grueling tiresome job but I do it daily in the hopes I get through to at least one of them before their delusion brings them pain and misery.

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I dunno. The fact that it was a fucking sword makes me think it was for real, because that's what I'd expect from a Jow Forumsack assaulting somebody.

I read this several times before I realized LTC meant license to carry and not lieutenant colonel...

Just going on the language of the headline, I'd say it's a lot easier to "stab" someone in the "hand" with a knife than a sword given the lengths of arms and swords, but I guess it really depends on how far apart they were.

If someone swings a sword from a distance at you and you're unarmed, chances are you're going to do the stupid thing and try to block it with your hand if you've never learned how to parry. It's a basic instinctual reflex that you have to unlearn through training.

I'm thinking more like a scuffle and someone was able to grab someone else's hand and stab it with a knife then. If someone tried to steal from me while I was carrying a sword, they would be disemboweled, not stabbed in the hand.

>be me
>300 lb MIGA chud kissless virgin
>love anime, love trumpu
>buy trump hat
>buy discount amazon samurai sword
>go to skate rink, leave my fedora at home and boldly wear my MAGA hat for maximum triggering of sjwcucks
>bring sword for self defense in case any sjws decide to attack me for muh beliefs
>see hot gril, she doesn't immediately vomit
>fuckyeah.jpg
>targetacquired.jpg
>couples skate, m'lady?
>she laughs and calls me an incel
>feelsbadman
>Chad boyfriend challenges me to a fight outside
>now's my chance to win this fair m'lady's heart
>accept, meet chad outside
>Chad immediately knocks MAGA hat off head
>you have gone too far, this aggression will not stand, I will defend trumpu's honor
>draw sword, stab Chad for his insolence
>no one cheers
>ohfuckimintrouble

Guys I'm hiding in a homeless camp now, what do?

What was the motivation for the attack?

That's the police statement, not the headline that says stabbed in the hand. The headline is the much more fanciful slash. Putting those two together, actually seems pretty likely someone tried to catch a sword with their bare hands.

What does it meme?

youtube.com/watch?v=4RuNGtiRhKw

And if that's the case, then shame on user for not keeping your sword sharpened. They should be describing a fanciful amputation with this headline, not something that later gets described as just a stab. Missing appendages! Sharpen that shit you double nigger.

I’m on my phone so I dont have that many of the good memes.
The fuck are you saying?

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If you're white, you're always to blame.

Why are you so mad Muhammad

We are talking about leftists. These peope can barely feed themselves or tie their own shoes. Obviously they are retarded.

That's absolutely not true. Unwarranted physical contact is battery.

Yup

u got that faggot loicense cuck?

Nice.

ro·nin
/ˈrōnən/
noun
(in feudal Japan) a wandering samurai who had no lord or master.

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ITS FOLDED TEMPERED AND IT DOES ITS JOB

Pretty sad this guy died trying to save his sword from drowning. Wait a minute can swords drown?

>Someone taking your fucking HAT is not grounds to attempt to mortally wound them

Actually Nigel, in the medieval days your country had people that killed for less, for example a rat stealing someone else's crumbs and NOT YOURS.

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there was an ancient fire dragon trapped in his sword, so technically his could

>Someone taking your fucking HAT
Haha, make it a tranzy hat taken by a bunch of MAGAniggers and you fucks would screech bloody murder and have bikelock antifa in the streets looking for the hat thief.

shame one of the few who actually knew how to use those things I bet.

I take that back, WHO DID HE THINK HE WAS?! KING ARTHUR?!

Try grabbing a hat off a black man, see how far you get with that, big man.

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