UKRAINE NEW PRESIDENT CONFIRMED

Also, clown world HONK HONK HONK

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Too bad pic related didn't win, my cock would have been nuclear if she did.
The forerunner, Volodymyr Zelensky, seems fishy. I find it odd that his political party is only a year old, is pro-Russian and is willing to negotiate on the disputed lands (aka, just giving that land to Russia.)

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lol, bye bye Ukraine.

No one cares, buddy

Well he’s a prominent leader in the Ukraine so yes

*drumroll* BIG SURPRISE - Both his parents are yids. They really want that Holodomor 2.0

He seems fishy but Tymoshenko and Poroshenko are corrupt on so many levels.

lmao "nobody cares" russia 24 been streaming it for hours

There will be second tour and Poroshenko will win, because those people who voted for Julia will better vote for real politician rather than comedian.

Haha yeah that shady Russian interference, so evil interfering in another country's elections. By the way wouldn't it be greatbif another Euromaidan happened? :^)

I mean what are the chances anything goes for the better for Ukraine following this election?

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>wouldn't it be greatbif another Euromaidan happened?
Would be great for everyone except for Ukraine.

Also this ^

is this not the final vote today?

The funniest thing about this all is that there's self-proclaimed neo-nazis from Azov and Prawy Sektor that fight for these zionist kikes. The same payroll Tarrant was on.

No, only the first round today. Since no one got over 50%, second round is happening, scheduled for April 21.

The first true postmodern president.

youtube.com/watch?v=w1fgd4x-Lm4

> Vladimir Zelensky launched a social challenge called "I am a clown".

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Wtf is with the glasses?

>Implying I want another Euromaidan
Don't make assumptions on shit I never fucking implied, faggot. There's nothing paranoid about questioning a candidate nor is foreign interference "good", you don't want a foreign entity to manage your politics because they're foreign and their politicians align with them and not their people.

He looks mexican. American plant?

I don't think he meant that you wanted an Euromaidan. Tymoshenko and Yushchenko came to power thanks to the CIA funded Euromaidan tho.

if this country doesn't redpill everyone i don't know what will.

a literal jew president ordering around literal nazi-asimov batallions on the eastern front against russkis

All 3 people in this picture are jews

all 3 candidates are jewish

>all sides of the coin are kikes
exactly. red pilling deluxe

he succeded at life so very

I heard that there will be a second turn

>dick goes hard for a granny
kek
there is still round 2.

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Yeah, this election really is an absolute postmodernist nightmare, with the winner being a literal clown.

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Elections are fixed. There are no chances for Poroshenko to get into second round fairly.
So Poroshenko will be president anyway.

if the clown wins, chances are shit will get a hole lot worse.

sure thing ivan, whatever you say.

>The same payroll Tarrant was on.
How much do pay people to get them to spend a lifetime in jail?

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who does russia prefer? phorenshko or the clown

Thanks, taras. we got common cause after all - make Ukraine shithole buffer zone. And petro is perfect in this.

Well my Russian friend, Ukraine does look like a mess, but they have free elections in opposite to your Country

Well, sign me in, additional buffer would be great.
Belarusian eurominsk ?

Let me guess: new president is ((((((((((((()))))))))))

From what Russia do, it looks like Russia prefer Poroshenko. Yulia is strong leader and Zelenskiy (actually Kolomoyskiy) is unknown. Poroshenko do the best for now. Russia only wins with him, lots of specialists from Ukrainian industry came to Russia, their politics fear Europeans on gas issue, so it's good for pipe projects.

every politician in that country is in kolomsky’s pocket in some fashion, how do you think porky even had the muscle to take power?

He's just a puppet of an oligarch ( Ihor Kolomoiski)

>unironically watching russia 24
R u mad kraut?

>he is a comedian

>On a payroll of a jewish oligarch Igor Kolomoysky.
>"Zelensky was born 25 January 1978 in Kryvyi Rih, Ukrainian SSR (now Ukraine) to Jewish parents"

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Is that the guy who still haven't really formulated his election program and is getting votes cause he played a prez in some comedy show or a film?

stfu hipster faggot

Yup

Isn't Yulia also a jewess?

russia wants the clown, poroshenko is out 4d chessing putin at every turn.

putin is a cunt who even tries to copy poroshenko's manner of speech giving but he fails at that as well because his beta manletness gets the better of him, so that he can't help but seem like a sly cunt.

this is extremely evident in the speech he gave on the 5 year anniversary of the annexation of crimea.

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>they have free elections
No. This elections are fixed. Petro understand that he have no chances to be elected if he get with Yulia in second round, so TV narrative was to shit on Yulia and slightly fix results for Petro.
Now TV will start to shit on Petro as he is have no political experience and backed by olygarch, and they will slightly fix numbers for Petro again, so it will be easy win.

So? Jewtin married his daughter off to a Jew and made him a billionaire. Never mind all the other (((((((oligarchs))))))))

>elect 80 IQ boxer Vitali Klitschko
>country goes to horseshit
>elect 90 IQ comedian Jew
>???

lmao what the fuck. don't you niggers have anybody in the country with a diploma in economics? what the hell are you doing?? fucking retards

Oн нaвepнoe и Шapия cмoтpит

Ahahahaha Ukraine sure is funny

Vladimir Zelenskiy
>A Jewish comedian who plays the president of Ukraine in a hit TV show is now actually running for the position in real life. Vladimir Zelenskiy, who stars in "Servant of the People," has founded a political party of the same name
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-5442528,00.html

Petro Poroshenko
>Poroshenko’s father was a Jew named Alexei Valtsman from the Odessa region
forward.com/news/world/198758/ukraine-presidential-frontrunner-petro-poroshenko/

Yulia Tymoshenko
>And it looks like she is — give or take — 3/8 Jewish, with her paternal grandmother being half and paternal grandfather, a one-time principal of a Jewish school
jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1448

Top 3 candidates: all Jewish
Ukraine Jewish population: 0.9%

WHAT THE FUCK

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Don't worry. You get European Army to protect you against evil Ivan.

*wink*

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The actual next president of Ukraine.

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The problem is that zoomers don't vote and so the goberment can write their votes off as whoever is in charge. Same happens in your country b

AND THE PUPPETS DANCE FOR THE DUMB GOYIM CHILDREN

AND THE DUMB GOYIM CHILDREN CHEER AND CLAP

Honkler was right. More news at 11

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>2014 pics

First case was a mayor and mayors have fuck all power here.
Unless you're Sadovy or Kernes, but those two are tied to actual mafia

sure thing leaf.

>shit
>hole
yes, it is

И RT вpeмeнaми

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idk i love older women, they hunger for the cock like a slut yet dont act or dress like one

good morning sunshine

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Ukraine is a very bad situation, they're on a express train. Destination fucked. Elections will change nothing.
We're already been there after Slobo went down. We're still there, train ain't coming back.

Ukraine is USA of Europe, did you unironically expected a goy?

this x1000

at this point ukraine is doing a hell of a lot better than most of your country, ivan.

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Sorry about that btw, Clinton is a fag and looks like shit so he might be dying soon.

based and honk-pilled

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I think we will pull a Poland with the Ivans on Ukraine eventually. It's the only way to end this situation. Russia gets the industry in Donbass, we get their Jews. Fantastic trade. Haha.

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spank me mommy

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why r wh*toids such pussies as to allow kikes to rule over them and leech off their hard work?

Why dont wh*toids rise and smash the kikes? Slaughter them all, like in ever other normal country and civilization?

QRD, is he a fag or is he a patriot?

Why don't they bring their own fucking lunch?
Crimea River ffs

>Meня киeвcкoй cyд пocлaл нaхyй и мнe бoльнo ,зaчeм Пeтя ?

Шapий в пocлeдниe пo 4 видeo выпycкaeт в дeнь .Кaк oн выживaeт ?

You should have genocided muzzies faster

And there is nothing you can do about it. :)

>everyone i dont like is russian
faggot

Clinton is just a puppet, he makes no decisions, same as Bush or Trump or any other American president.

a hero once tried

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You made me KeK audibly.

god knows, maybe because their parents do not have the money to buy them lunch.

god knows what is going down in that shithole that is russia

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The most funny thing for me is that most part in his campaign played his TV show where he played a teacher becoming president of Ukraine fighting corruption
the corruption scenes were funny af, here have a 1st 2 episodes with english subtitles:
youtube.com/watch?v=GZ-3YwVQV0M

Imagine Kevin Spacey running for president after House of Cards
or Kiefer Sutherland after Designated Survivor
Shit like this is exactly what happened in ukraine
Clown world.

I mean we memed President Trump. Might as well see how an actual clown president might look like.

>a hero once tried

thats all you wh*toids have? once tried? HAHAHAHHAH

weak and pathetic wh*toids

>honk honk