The of me

do I look okay adv?
perhaps you could give me some tips on what I can do with myself; e.g., a haircut I could go for, etc..

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the blue suit is nothing more than my queer school uniform

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Where did the rest of your glasses go

I'm sending the worse and best of me

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I had to unscrew because it was bending; it is now fixed

looks like you take care of yourself so that automatically make you look good. maybe try on rounder glasses and as for hair probably something that covers your forehead. not sure if that would suit you but that’s my preference

>school uniform
Come back in a few years when you're old and embittered enough, lad.

I like your face, especially this angle for some reason.

I hear ye. I'm (hopefully) getting these beautiful pair of Oliver Peoples from the '80s, round as you said.

as for the hair, I prefer it slicked back because my hair isn't yet receding; I do see that my peers have their hair like you described, however, so I might find a version of that that would look nice.

jew

the thing is time is running out and I don't have a lot of friends at all, so I need to make improvements asap

Napoleon Dynamite wants his look back

it’s just that the type of hairstyle you have right now makes me cringe a bit. however don’t be afraid to experiment with hair. if something doesn’t work out, you can change it. good luck!

I love that angle too, not to sound like a narcissist, and thanks—not sure I can compete though.

my father looks very Jewish. I like to think I have "Jewish undertones", not that I want to look at all like a Jew. I may need surgery.
do you know what it is that makes me look like a kike? my nose isn't at all hooked, so it can't be that...

any suggestions on haircuts and whatnot?

I also take very little care of myself; I only had one haircut this year and only two showers before and after it. gross.

ahh, sorry i’m bad with hair. i’m still trying to figure out mine. desu male kpop idols have nice hair so maybe look for inspo there

You look like a giraffe

want to add that you should improve your skin but i have no idea what helps for skin like yours

I like how my face is in this one, except from maybe my mouth, but that's what made my jaw and cheekbones look fucking dope; like a mix of Anthony Lemke and Nicolas Cage.

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You look like you listen to vaporwave

that's only because I have a very low body fat; I plan on bulking up and getting a gym membership, but I'm sadly very poor right now. ;(

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in the first photo, I do look like that, yee—I see what you mean.

>do you know what it is that makes me look like a kike?
It's usually jews who are self-conscious about their looks for no discernible reason. Also, the comment about your hairline and mainly your eyes. I can sniff out a jew a mile away but don't worry, I'm not a nazi. I'm Chinese.

Drop a rock on your head and flatten that giraffe neck.

I might go out, get a tan, and I probably have to refer to the doctor to get special creams because we (my family and I) all suffer from bad acne.

No, it is because you have a ridiculously long neck, faggot

when I was younger, I was a bit thicker for a small period of time, and my neck looked rather fine.

You look like Buddy Holly if he had Down syndrome

I may be ill

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Ik I look like a fag, I just need an accurate judgment on me.

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Seem fine for a young feller but you have a long neck. You should try to stick with collars cause the lower cut of t-shirts makes it stand out. You could try to grow your hair or wear a necklace but you stick to your style, 'cause not being your style almost always looks worse

why do you have 90s Jeffrey Dahmer glasses
also that crest in your hair makes you look like a retarded bird

>Need an accurate judgement on me.
You're an attention seeking geek that wants to be told he is handsome because he only ever hears it from his mommy. You also have a neck that is so long that only a freak show will accept you how you truly are.

Your problems with girls aren't because you are ugly. I bet that wasn't what you wanted to hear, but there it is.

well, what is it? the fact I'm a skinny fag, right?

I don't hear it from nobody

ha no
I'm maximum skeleton and have no problems with girls.
it's your silly hair

what do I get, mate, any suggestions? only had one haircut this year, Idk whether or not to grow it out or to stick with something tight instead...

Good, because you shouldn't. If you ever hear it, it's a lie

It's probably because you're a coward in all honesty

just stop sweeping it back like that.
and don't get shaved sides.

anything to make you stop looking like bert and ernie

also drop the serial killer glasses

ye, I'm going to try to get these glasses

any suggestions on what haircut in particular?

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here's my best cut, done when I was truly very young and whatnot. I think I might get something like that.

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>ye, I'm going to try to get these glasses
>even more tryhard
STOP user

>hair
like this, doesn't make you seem liky you're trying so hard to be unique

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oh, I think I see now... Idk, mate, but I have a very unnatural obsession with those glasses, you don't even know, man, it's rather sad.

they just look silly unless you're much much older

>Likes those particular glasses
Sounds like a lost cause

Did you lose your v card to an old man that wore those glasses

eh, well.

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YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE LEGS ON THE GLASSES

You still look like a little bitch with them

wot? the serial killer ones or the rich peoples ones?

Both

you didn't think the guy with the alpha male jawline was me, did you?

who cares man the point is that both types of glasses look ridiculous on you.
it's a consensus from all 11 anons ITT. you asked for opinions and we're giving them.

well, Idk what glasses to get then.

anything that doesn't scream 'retro' or 'chic nerdy' would be fine.

ok, but what if, I have those retro glasses alongside a chad haircut? right right? lemme find this nig-nog who did a similar thing.

I'll go ahead and get this haircut I had, then the retro glasses will just be something to make me "quirky" or whatever the fuck chads do. Idk, I only wish you anons could see what I'm seeing.

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Go to an optician and say “I want to get a new pair of glasses that don’t make me look like a douchebag.” They should be able to help.

These aren’t too bad, honestly.

thank you, you lovely son of a bitch; you can join my son, Jesus, and I up in the heavens some day.

No you fucking dumbass. I can tell the difference between and alpha and beta

Start working out your neck. A thick neck with even a skinny body will look masculine and attractive. Theres plenty of tutorials on youtube

ok