Brit/pol - Just Stab Me Up Fam Edition

>Edmonton stabbings: Four people hurt in 'random attacks' in London
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47765914

>The knifeman described as a tall, skinny, black man, wearing a hood and dark clothing, approached all of the people from behind in what police said was random attacks not linked to terrorism.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6870015/Hunt-hooded-knifeman-FOUR-people-stabbed.html

>Labour may call fresh vote of no confidence in Theresa May
theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/31/labour-may-call-fresh-vote-of-no-confidence-in-theresa-may

>Brexit in meltdown - Theresa May under pressure to forge softer divorce deal
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu/brexit-in-meltdown-theresa-may-under-pressure-to-forge-softer-divorce-deal-idUKKCN1RC0EE

>Theresa May is braced for mass resignations from her Cabinet whichever way she goes on Brexit
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869895/May-consider-customs-union-MPs-vote-senior-minister-says.html

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oogah boogah where the bank bailouts at?

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1642 will commence again!!!

If only there was some common pattern

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If anyone knew about the stabbing in daylight in Liverpool the other day, well it was done by a black from Africa who was a schizophrenic and done it randomly.

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Pretty comfy viewing
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"Terry Maher, 44, from Camden in north London, has been charged with obstructing the railway and causing a public nuisance, British Transport Police (BTP) said."

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I hope none of you fell for the marriage meme.
It has been perfectly normal for men to get married in their 30s since at least the mid 1980's.
I see all these guys getting married in their early and mid 20s and I sometimes feel I'm being left behind like some kind of incel, but statistics show the average age of marriage is much older than that.
I feel bad for anyone who might have felt pressure to hurry up and marry as soon as they graduate lol. Now you're stuck with the first dumb roastie you picked.

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>The Sun aren't even bothering to keep a tally this year
Honk.

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>but muh Glasgow tho

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Tommy Robinson doesn't care about this

Why would he?

Best Bond film coming through....

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Post toots

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I don't know why the BBC is upset that parliament can't reach a decision on Brexit. They should be celebrating the diversity of opinion. They tell us diversity is a good thing.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869895/May-consider-customs-union-MPs-vote-senior-minister-says.html
>PM prepares for MASS resignations:Justice secretary warns he will lead remainder Cabinet walk out if May doesn’t back customs union this week - but Brexiteers will walk if she does

Young, friendly bright black lad takes one toke of a mega-hydro cali ultrablast OG bubblegum Kush-haze and goes into advanced skunkosis, grabs a knife and goes on a 48 hour stabbing spree where he is guided by the disembodied and torturous voices of Hitler, Pol Pot, Tamerlane, Typhoid Mary, Bizarro Marley and Tom Bombadil all at once.
Growers are feeding these plants a mixture of Mr Muscle Drain Cleaner, GHB and Basildon Bomb to increase the natural carnivorous nature of these diabolical plants. If a cannabis plant could kill you it would stab you and every one of the people you love as it injects them with its 50% THC nega-serum.

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If he isn’t willing to bring up IQ differences then he’s doing it for his own ego and to hate white people doing well in a once high crime area.

The BBC is upset that the parliament has sex and is being invited to parties.

Based and hitchens pilled

still woz peng tho init

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based Samuel Johnson

Someone needs to quote this to Jess Phillips

OH, NONONONONO
Our first Slavic cousin corrupted by a lack of filters.

Phoneposters OUT

Nah, it's cuz they're poor innit?
No asking WHY they're poor, of course, that might produce awkward answers
He's bang on about broken families being a massive part of urban social/criminal problems, though, I'll give him that

another innocent thermodynamics engineer and aspiring rap artist going to be condemned to a grueling 3 week prison sentence, we need justice for these fine men

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Police confirm identity of guy who went round stabbing random people in London

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that movie sucked.

ha HHAA, what's up red?

>>The knifeman described as a tall, skinny, black man, wearing a hood and dark clothing, approached all of the people from behind in what police said was random attacks not linked to terrorism.
>random attacks
>not linked to terrorism.
>random attacks

Why you do this aleksander? Mother russia is sad now.

All bond movies do unless you are British where you think it isn't becuase nostalgia and faux patriotism

Why are you so mad pubes is funny and you aren't?

>WHY they're poor, o
Institutional racism

What are you supposed to say to the cashier lady when you're trying to buy the new internet porn pass?

black man cant handle his skunk and gets put away for mental health

Fuck you, you fucking nonce

No, we are sad, for pubes thinks he is funny, it's like when you smile at the small downs child passing in the street, it would be morally wrong to pity them, they have a life, as much as they understand what life means, and are happy, the best you can do is smile, and walk away quickly.

>funny

You spelled sad bipolar cunt wrong

Which institutions and what are they doing that's racist?

>Young, friendly bright black lad takes one toke of a mega-hydro cali ultrablast OG bubblegum Kush-haze and goes into advanced skunkosis, grabs a knife and goes on a 48 hour stabbing spree where he is guided by the disembodied and torturous voices of Hitler, Pol Pot, Tamerlane, Typhoid Mary, Bizarro Marley and Tom Bombadil all at once.
>Growers are feeding these plants a mixture of Mr Muscle Drain Cleaner, GHB and Basildon Bomb to increase the natural carnivorous nature of these diabolical plants. If a cannabis plant could kill you it would stab you and every one of the people you love as it injects them with its 50% THC nega-serum.

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Seething

>Conservative Party Deputy Chairman, James Cleverly’s cousin has purchased a 4,000-acre farm in Sierra Leone to import and grow cannabis in Sierra Leone.
feed-the-birds.com/news/tory-mp-cousin-buys-4000-acre-cannabis-grow/

>Jerk pass please lass
hands pass
>Hmm, not very big is it lass, I think I might need 4, is there bulk discount?

If the truth I drop makes you seethe, you could always learn to filter.

>alri luv, fancy a quick tug, one porn pass pls. Unless you fancy helping a chap out?

Theyve sacked it off anyway.

I wonder if the wank passes have an expiration date

I hope they do, otherwise I won't have many repeat customers outside the school gates

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>Alright love, one fortnightly wank-fest pass please, the 10% free one. Ta love.
>I've got me own place you know.
>Are you single?

Tbf it is pretty funny when he goes on the depressive part of his cycle and starts to cry about topping himself.

>Nah, it's cuz they're poor innit?
>No asking WHY they're poor
Well that would bring up the IQ question wouldn’t it? Crime and low IQ to hand in hand.

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Only in the face of a hopeless destiny can the joy of the heroic can rise.

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Doesn't make up for 6 hours and 4 threads of constant shit posting.

can someone with a brain tell how much stabbings have actually risen and how much it's just the media creating a new narrative...

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Ayyyy wanna squeeze muh muscles?

>He says while filtering someone who changes name every thread

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Diversity is our downfall

Is the porn ban actually happening tomorrow?

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So wrong, on so many levels I can't even....

In my youth I knew a ex-merchant sailor, really interesting bloke, been all over the word, stories to make a whore blush. Used to come into our cycle shop from time to time for maintenance. He use to get an anti-depressant injection one a month. Over the course of a year we managed to make a calendar that could predict the current day of the month from his smile, or lack thereof, it was accurate to within 2-3 days.

Delayed to the end of the year. Again.

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>buy porn passes
>everyone too embarrassed to get them from shop
>buy them off dave down the pub instead
>everyone trusts dave
>sell them for double the price

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Heh, more like Layla Moron!

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Learn from your mistakes then, all of you, and block him out. Don't reply to his posts at all. He's only here for the attention

archive.is/uYoJY

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Total knife offences in England & Wales (not necessarily stabbings) aren't up by all that much (about 38k in 2018 compared to around 30k in 2011) they just dipped quite a bit around 2014/15 so it's a 1 step forward, 2 steps back deal
I say, "not necessarily stabbings," because about 45% of those are assaults, and barely 2% murders. A good 40% are just armed robberies.
Homicide by knife is definitely up, though. Pic related is the annual number in Eng&Wales from '77 to 2018. Again, there had been continual improvements until very recently, where it suddenly slid back and then got even worse than before. What's really getting the media's attention is that it's almost entirely focussed on London. In London there's about 165k offences per 100k people, the worst in the country. The second worst is Yorkshire & Humber, where it's not even half of that (literally

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oy

Could I have a source on that?
I'd believe it, can't rely on the govt. to accomplish anything at this point, just want to see it in writing desu

I don't mate. Thats why I post the filter list. Maybe some others will do the same and its useful for /outer-pol/ too.

2nd person arrested

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Good lad. It was nothing but fucking cocaine shit posting last night, pisses me off

So anybody know what's going to pop up on my screen when I try to look for porn tomorrow?

>165k offences per 100k
are you sure of those numbers? they seem a bit off even for londonstan

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Its been postponed, lad.

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They've risen in the last 4 years or so but theyd actually dropped before that, so we're sort of returning to 2013 levels

Shit, I'm a spastic who can't proofread
That should have said
>165 per 100k
And the Yorkshire should be
>80 per 100k
Obviously there's not 1-and-a-half stabbings per person in London, my bad

thank you

You can't ignore the six gorillion goy

It's been cancelled. Till next year
So wank away

Porn

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Adblock on Firefox too

Got the period wrong, its more like 2011

This sums it up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42749089

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POST BIG JOCK KINO

youtube.com/watch?v=xtH9rmrZZQ8

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I'm running uBlock Origin and it's fine for me

easylist added Jow Forums, you can remove it or use the whitelist

>your children belong to us

>Black Panther
>That is a cool film about the black race!

>Knife crime victims and perpetrators are predominantly black
>Why do you bring the black race into the discussion? Race is a social construct.

Why are you in Russia Akala?

For ubo disable easylist, or whitelist the s.4cdn

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869897/Psychologist-investigated-links-material-calling-gay-people-lashed.html
>A psychologist, who has continuously opposed LGBT lessons in schools, is to be investigated over her opposition to homosexuality.

>Dr Kate Godfrey-Faussett, who is a lead figure in the Stop RSE campaign and converted to Islam 25 years ago, is now under investigation by the Health and Care Professions Council over her views, The Guardian has reported.

>The campaign group, which was set up in 2018, is strongly opposed to what it deems 'secular liberal sexual ideologies' being taught to children in schools.

Do you support the Muslims or the gays in this culture war, brit/pol/?

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Update your filters. This worked for me and others last night.

I'll just turn adblock off when I use the laptop. I don't mind supporting this place. It's going onto jewtoob and having ten ads in a half hour Podcast I can't put up with

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You updater your lists in the last 24hrs?

Some analysis showed that at least 150,000 were fake, either IP was outside UK or they failed to provide correct postcode

No doubt thousands in UK were fake too

But still leaves 5m legit ones