ITT: Say nice things about Cpбијa
Serbia Appreciation Thread
Henry Price
Alexander Parker
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using NonPlayerCharacters;
namespace NonPlayerCharactersExtended
{
class Serbian : NPC //defined in the NonPlayerCharacters library
{
private readonly string status; //a serb has only one default state from point of creation until he gets garbage collected
private int iq; //reports have shown instances of negative values, hence int
public Serbian()
{
status = "angry";
Random genetraor = new Random();
iq = genetraor.Next(-100, 91); //100% of serbs fall within this range
}
public override int EnterDiscussion()
{
base.EnterDiscussion();
Console.WriteLine("muh Kosovo");
Console.WriteLine("muh Albania");
Console.WriteLine("muh NATO");
Console.WriteLine("muh Yugoslavia");
return 5; //returns 5 because serbs are so random yay :D
}
}
class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
Serbian serb = new Serbian();
while (true) //infinite loop causes a short circuit at some point, however serb effectiveness suffers no drawbacks
{
serb.BrowseInternet(); //defined in the base NPC class
serb.EnterDiscussion();
}
}
}
}
Carson Collins
At least it's not albania.
Alexander Bennett
Made a good attempt at removing kebab.
Parker Campbell
sorry for bombing you, you know we controlled by jews
Joseph Hill
Theyv have gold and 2pac.
Ian Myers
Power of falcon
Best bards
Luke Scott
They look like turks.
Michael Bell
>flag
>gay microsoft shit
dropped
somebody has to
drop a few a bit more to the south-west next time
das rite
supreme birb
fuck off medpack
Thomas Turner
>
Adrian Cook
Logan Hill
beautiful country
Sebastian Price
Kill all serb subhumans
Liam Sanders
Tots
>not so beautiful,
u angry angry german
Hudson Ward
Samuel Flores
l2c
Jaxon Peterson
Easton Campbell
You wave our flag upside down. We well deserved it.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Evan Perez
You tried cleaning the Bosniak scum out of the Balkans. That was nice of you, sorry the west interfered.
Ethan Wilson
Do you owe anything to Tito's regime?
So I don't owe shit to some zog project.
What I find funny here is that russians enslaved many nations, and now imagine those nations see their oppressor conquered by some other nation, they can be pleased with this shit, but other than that, any government is parasitic, so maybe we'll liberate people from that because our one is so pathetic that few will miss it when we technologically evolve to understand our ape ways as retarded ones.
John Hill
SLAVA SSSR
Lucas Collins
> russia democracy
that's not nice to make fun of the miserable ones
also you know nothing, son:
en.wikipedia.org
Asher Flores
If only we could bomb you racist fucks again. YOU NEED TO LEARN ANOTHER LESSON.
Josiah Perry
> making enemies is fun
keep on, baby
youtube.com
Jacob Young
Aye,at least we flipped it.
Meanwhile we just changed the colours on the Byzantine eagle and cross,and did not change the Triballi boar head with an arrow in it at all.
Makes one think if we even have our own symbols.
Jaxon Watson
we have most fertile unused land in Europe and we're so respectful to it that we hardly even use it!
Robert Hall
ČUJTE SRPSKI DOBROVOLJCI BANDU ČETNICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
STIĆI ĆE VAS NAŠA RUKA I U SRBIJI
Josiah Sullivan
Joseph Walker
kaze onaj koji je uteko u švedsku
Ayden Evans
>BANDU
lel
Adam Reed
Are you dominion of Netherlands?
Brandon Mitchell
Kosovo AND Montenegro je Cpбиja
Liam Watson
Don't be an asshole, fren.
Thomas Barnes
I dont' know that.But i know that our peoples and lands are sold for very low price and our government is too stupid to deal with the real issues
Jordan Robinson
How come I'm an asshole fren
Jaxon Carter
Кocoвo жe Cepбия.
Ryan Powell
HHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
Colton Diaz
Don't be greedy, don't make our neighbors greedy too.
Angel Reed
Thanks for keeping the turk DNA out of our bloodline and I'm sorry we sold out to the jews condemning both of our lands and demolishing our future. You have a right to be angry but forgive and forget. There's still hope for us. And ignore my brainwashed brothers. I'll place them in the front rows once muslims come knocking.
Jayden Brown
you are our brothers from another nation , and fuck all gypsies theyll get the rope
Jason Smith
Oh and Kosovo I Crna Gora su Srbija.
Christopher Miller
What are the issues? I looked up Croatia streets and they seem comfy af.
Chase Martin
You're apparently the smartest people in Europe.
Adam Moore
You guys got any cool Serbian rap songs
Samuel Nguyen
Take a russian one: youtube.com
rap is crap though
Nicholas Brown
>Cpбијa
Croatia is pretty cool.
Evan Price
kek, someone is still assblasted from the previous thread
Aaron Diaz
Hahahah on point
Jacob Wilson
here you go user
Luke Lewis
Matthew Clark
Not sorry for bombing you. Retardovich unironically thought NATO wouldn’t do shit while he forcefully removed all undesirables from Kosovo. Instead he made the situation much worse by creating a reason for (((Kosovars))) to seek independence. He ruined everything for Serbia but still you plebs deny that in favour of ‘muh NATO’ because you’re slavic intellectuals.
Asher Ortiz
You got me kek
And yeah I'm pretty damn butthurt. That last thread was a hope stomper for sure.
Apparently I'm full of shit.
Charles Ramirez
Jeremiah Sanchez
Warriors who never give up. You guys were also the first country to shoot down a (our) stealth aircraft.
Honestly commendable and despite what NATO and the US did in the 1990s, I don't hate Serbia
Juan Perez
>t. Higher shoe size than IQ
Justin Wilson
>C#
Jaxson Jackson
>not an argument
So far away from home too
Lincoln Cook
>forcefully removed all undesirables from Kosovo
Look up any demographic chart for Kosovo and you'll see Albanian population consistently rising and Serbian consistently shrinking
Please save your bullshit for Facebook botting
Luis Martin
Fucked up the western world by assassinating the archduke of Austria-Hungary
Fuck Serbia
Christopher Cooper
Lmao that shits scary bro but good stuff
Damn this goes hard
I like it man its real patriotic, props for that English subs too
Thanks guys
Hudson Cook
thread theme
Wyatt Scott
>At least it's not albania.
EVERYONE IS PART ALBANIAN IN EUROPE!
Cameron Peterson
why on earth should we appreciate Serbia? they never did something worthy, their contribution to world is non existent
Hudson James
they kill turks
Kevin Parker
I love leskovacki cevapi and Riblja Čorba. Pretty much a shit hole tho.
Jack Reyes
Nice chill beat on this one man thanks for the link
Noah Robinson
Doesnt change the fact that youre an idiot though does it mate?
Jack Rivera
>Western Rashka where Ras is majority Muslim
Lmao who gives a fuck?
>Eastern Rashka and Eastern Hercegovina where Trebinje is(birthplace of Vojisavljevic)
Lmao they would bomb us if we help them,lets just pull out
>Northern Montenegro,the first place where Serbs had an fully independent state is splitting from us
Lmao who gives fuck,their choice
>Some piece of land owned by Bulgaria for longer than Serbia
Yep,definitely worth getting bombed for and singing 50 gorillion songs,bitching for 20 years.
Hunter Cruz
>13-godisnji intemektulalac
Samo jos fali neka mema o Principu
Mason Gomez
>Samo jos fali neka mema o Principu
Na koji nacin? Da ga pljujem ili hvalim?
Lucas Thompson
>ajvar divljaci
Ryan Bell
Serbia sucks, Croatia rulez.