/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO ONE IS SAFE FROM CREEPY UNCLE JOE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19
youtu.be/pQesSTYk0KA
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19
youtu.be/-xLw9PFLthc
>Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19
youtu.be/Si_uUk5UbV0
>GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19
youtu.be/tQdAO-SqAz4
>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459329-1/
>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459314-1/
>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
youtu.be/CIvdjLS_s9U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
youtu.be/KiygKj50jBo
>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
youtu.be/cA12M1WFbjs
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/eSg6XJA32so
>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459292-1/
>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/xn3YfllL8sc
youtu.be/LDrTpgHBeq0
>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
youtu.be/IjxKUEyv0LM
>Trump Officials @NRI Ideas Summit 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459291-1/
>SOCOM welcomes new Comdr ArmyGen Clarke 3/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/668840/
>StateDept Press Brief (SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams) 3/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/668743/
>This Week@State 3/29/19
youtu.be/ggSpJQGsvUs
>Pres Trump arrives/departs JBElmendorf-Richardson 3/28/19
dvidshub.net/video/668825/
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Grand Rapids MI 3/28/19
youtu.be/Px2OG-ren-s

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MAGA

MAGA

NEW NEVADA POLL

NEVADA CONFIRMED RED 2020

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I need Mueller report memes pls

MAGA

>You will never have a ptgf to MAGA with

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pullitzer prizes for mueller reporting

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Looks like one thing Fedora and I agree on is to just get the last 10 or so posts out of the way to start a new thread.

Fedora, ask the jannies/mods if Jow Forums can get the thread post limit raised from 300 to 500 posts.
/a/ has it, /vg/ has it, lots of boards have it. What would be the negatives for doing it?

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The media is now romanticizing human smugglers

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Dead nigger storage 2024.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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Based

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>now

Yeah goyim. Stop harping on US aid to Israel

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Is this epic?

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Diversity is our strength

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Who will be the democratic nominee?

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What do you call the people living in the British colonies in Africa? Afro-Saxons.

MAGA
>lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=eF_XaQRwYSE

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>What would be the negatives for doing it?
threads would be shittier and more boringer and it would take longer to refresh news and bring up new talking points

I think when the founding fathers enshrined free speech, I don't think they thought the world population would explode to over 8 times it's then-current cumber into hordes of the masses who develop more herd like instincts and become lemmings. Maybe in their day people thought for themselves more. Because with the media has been destroying our country for awhile now with their propaganda and if you go and kill them all then suddenly you're the one at fault. But the 4th generation of warfare is on constant blast and no one even notices.

Of course also, back in their day the only people who could vote were whites, so that's probably it.

>democrats destroyed their only candidate who had a chance against Trump
Since when did they put principles over party?

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Shinji, sitting erect on the floor with his sword laid before him, had bestowed upon his wife a soldierly lecture. A woman who had become the wife of a soldier should know and resolutely accept that her husband’s death might come at any moment. It could be tomorrow. It could be the day after. But, no matter when it came—he asked—was she steadfast in her resolve to accept it? Reiko rose to her feet, pulled open a drawer of the cabinet, and took out what was the most prized of her new possessions, the dagger her mother had given her. Returning to her place, she laid the dagger without a word on the mat before her, just as her husband had laid his sword. A silent understanding was achieved at once, and the lieutenant never again sought to test his wife’s resolve.
>never ever

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Nope the guild will not allow this. We had a meeting.

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Is that possible? Anyone got election maps for 2020?

Kamala Harris
Beto will be her VP pick.

>What would be the negatives for doing it?
shills can keep bait threads up longer

Mishima's Patriotism is very nice.

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Buttgag looks promising

It is.
The whole Death In Midsummer book with a bunch of other stories was very good.
>tfw still on Spring Snow because I've been too busy

nigger

just always seems that the first 50 posts go by lightning fast because people want to get in their bait/shill posts in and then after 150 posts no one even wants to post. And since no one is allowed to off-topic post except for Fedora and Hiki talking to each other, unless there is a happening there really isn't a reason to use /ptg/ since we apparently aren't allowed to have fun in the threads anymore.

The Founding Fathers conceived the US as a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant nation.

Can manlets survive modern times?

I'm glad you like it so much. Relatable to not have the time. Were you ever itching to bake?

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generals always decay and die.

/ptg/ is fucking dead. It's literally being used as a space for many pairs of homos to flirt with eachother. Not only that there really isn't any discussion aside from blatant circlejerking as any disagreement will just get le epic downvoted with kneejerk character assassination boogeyman claims.

sincerely, person who enjoyed watching britpol die.

if the republicans actually spent money in mn then the state would go red

Have a feeling I should start a folder for all of the Oppression Olympics that will be played during the battle for the democrat nominee. It's already heating up with this Bootygag is not gay enough shit. Honestly, how can an independent look at the crazy shit from the left over the last 5+ years and want to be associated with it?

>we apparently aren't allowed to have fun
That's the clown world we live in now. Fun is bad, fun is forbidden, fun must be banned and wiped off the face of the earth.

God bless Kellyanne. She takes so much heat and handles it so well. Fucking Chris asking personal questions

You guys should vote for Andrew Yang in 2020. Only retards would vote against their own interests. Yang will make a minimal income of a 1000 dollars possible. That way people will never have to be forced to live on the streets. Yet 1000 dollars per month is still too little for people not wanting to work anymore. People will still work, so honestly this system is perfect.

Where does the money come from? Simple. They will cut every form of scocial security that exists right now. All the administration that regulates all those social security and welfare shit are not needed anymore. Also force big corporations to pay their taxes. Punish countries that act like tax heavens.

Too busy. Maybe sometime in a few weeks or months.

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There is nothing wrong with being gay.

Any California awoos for the celebration?
leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=PEN§ionNum=32310

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>creativity
Like posing as a tacobender to get the illegal vote? I wonder if he stands on the counter at home when texting.

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This is a thread for politics take your off topic garbage out of here.

Was pretty cringe interview

note how when the honk threads die down defeatist shilling here increases. go figure.
so.
fucking.
obvious.

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well you're allowed to post off topic if you can somehow get into the one clique. You can also scold people for posting off-topic things even though less than a minute ago you were shitposting yourself. It's a pretty swanky distinction to be part of that upper class of posters where hypocrisy is the order of the day and encouraged.
Me? I'm just a low class poster like the rest of you folks. I can get banned pretty much at any point in time for anything. Oh well.

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what do you folks think the april fools event will be tomorrow?

It's that ancap troll, you should know not to respond to it. Also mods don't enforce rules here anymore due to discord tranny mass reporting.

If you want things to be better then help promote a good example and call out issues as you see them specifically. The threads have serious issues, we can make it a lot better. Generals do tend to degenerate over time but it's not a law or necessary. A lot of the pitfalls of brit/pol/ were avoided but of course killing out egotism totally is probably impossible. The removal or reform of a minority of the thread would remove most issues.

Still, it's nice at least a little to have what a lot of people are struggling for, no? I only hope people with the time can take that time to MAGA more.

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Never paid attention to the guy behind the absolute unit. His face is even funnier. Look at the disdain in his eyes towards Creepy Uncle Joe, contemplating if murdering him and the punishment after would be worth it.

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No. It's sexist.

The baby crotch grab is fake. I remember when it was first added here. The only place it linked to was a parody site.

it's pretty funny. I'm kinda a sadist in that way in all honesty. I like watching this general decay.

Uh Oh Spagettios

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What in the butt-shine fuck is this faggot talking about?

Nothing to see here. Move along

hello fag, keep doing what you do.

woooooo000000000OOOOOOOOOOO

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Erdogan wants to reboot the Ottoman Empire with him as Sultan.

It would be extremely pleasing to knock that roach off of his anthill and utterly humiliate the Turks in a war. God, I never thought I’d say this but I’m jealous of venetians for killing so many Turks. Must’ve been glorious to take those fags down.

Nigga, I been here since 2006 on this site.

Banning someone for whatever ass itch the mods feel like is nothing new.

Snacks banned me more than once just for arguing against the same guy he was fucking with. Take your fucking feefees and shove them sideways up your ass.

>Buttigieg as the new lefty leader
I looked at his military record. And, being ex-military myself, I find it pathetic and laughable. He was in the reserves (every active duty soldier knows these pussies are completely useless and hate working with them) and was in 'Navy Intelligence'. I fucking KNEW he was an office bitch the minute I heard about him. Also, he was only there for 7 months and, for an officer (2nd Lt, no less) this means that he fucked up so badly that they literally told him to go back home ... in a war ... where every body counts.

Not to mention the fact that he is white and male and, according to the latest polling, not gay enough.

tl;dr FagButt is nothing more than a GagButt.

That really activates my almonds.

All that almond activation sure made me sleepy. Is anyone else sleepy? I think it's time for everyone to take a nap.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance
Baffle 'em with bullshit.
classic tactic user.

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isn't it awful?

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you do you, user. have fun!

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It really makes me think.

>It's that ancap troll
protip: that ancap troll is the one currently baking right now.
You'll notice that the OP ID will only ever make 4 or 5 posts per thread.
>OP
>first post
>Refreshed Pastebin confirmation (if applicable)
>Pre-bake announcement
>Next Thread link
The rest of his posting is done through a different browser with a different IP and a different Jow Forums pass.
How can you tell it is him?
>all caps subject line
>zero anti-semitism
>link to next thread is structured as follows
links, followed by NEW THREAD, FRESH BREAD, GET IN, GO, NOW, with 3 links separating each text
>and also of course an noticeable increase of deletes of posts that the ancap troll doesn't like

>208438559
HEY MODS THIS PERSON AVATAR POSTS EVERY DAY. PLS DO YOUR JOB. THANK YOU.

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>still dotting the i ‘s and crossing the t’s

Just give us one from a prior year Bernie. All those Bernie Bros haranguing trump for his tax returns better hold that old kike’s feet to the fire.

What a total homosexual.

I think he wants you to eat more magic dirt or whatever.

>thinking hiki can ever get banned
Come on now

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Sanders has to figure out how to hide all the money Clinton paid him to sell out.

>1pftid
You were getting pretty hot under the collar yesterday arguing with me and posting like a sperg.
Take a chill pill, buddy.

Based Belsh

With a name like Buttigieg his campaign is going to be dead on arrival. Joe Six-Pack and Tammy Wine-Cooler will never take a fag with “butt” in his name seriously.

Honk Honk

How many of you faggots actually go outside and do stuff and how many of you just sit indoors and ride this general without break?

>I-I'm just sure the 97% of senators from states other than California, New York, and Illinois will vote in support of a bill that will strip their states of any say in who becomes president, just sure of it.

>I can get banned pretty much at any point in time for anything. Oh well.
Just like anywhere else. Mods anywhere don't always follow their own rules.

>being ex-military myself
Where did you go?
>according to the latest polling, not gay enough
haha holy shit how is that possible?

I'm on hour 118 of a /ptg/ binge

So many redditors avatar fag here every day. It's cringe that people refer to other "anons" as huggers, worst bakers, etc... They are like that one faggot on here who worked nights at Walmart. Attention starved redditors who do it for (You)'s instead of upvotes.

Me

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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What's the deal with Trans Visibility Day?

We already have to see their degeneracy the other 364 days of the year, what makes this day so important?

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with phonefagging the two aren't mutually exclusive, anymore. you can shitpost at the end of a nice hike innawoods or in between sets.

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I resent the word "ride." I like to think that I cruise this general