Let's celebrate our first Clown President!

The time has finally come...
> A comedian with no political experience has won the most votes in the first round of Ukraine's presidential elections.
> ...primarily from Poroshenko’s supporters who argued that the “clown” was devaluing the institution of the presidency.

In short: He is literally a clown!

Funny times are ahead guys! And now let's throw American pie at each other, alright?

politico.eu/article/no-joke-comedian-vladimir-zelenskiy-to-win-first-round-in-ukraines-presidential-election-against-petro-poroshenko/

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Literally clown world. Our people are retards, if you see any user with Ukrainian flag, your obligation is to laugh and scorn the hell out of him. We really deserved what commies and ruskies did to us.
Beware the eternal Ukr*nian, a man without pride, honor and brain.

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DISCOOOOORD
IM HOWLIN AT THE MOON

This election is an absolute postmodernist nightmare, with the winner being a literal clown. At least, we are the first official member of the Clown World

HONK HONK

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why pepe is wearing clown nose nowadays?

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The most funny thing for me is that most part in his campaign played his TV show where he played a teacher becoming president of Ukraine fighting corruption
the corruption scenes were funny af, here have a 1st 2 episodes with english subtitles:
youtube.com/watch?v=GZ-3YwVQV0M

Imagine Kevin Spacey running for president after House of Cards
or Kiefer Sutherland after Designated Survivor
Shit like this is exactly what happened in ukraine

SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON

Jow Forums memed yet another clown to the presidency.

Hail the meme magic!

HONK

HONK

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Is your new clo-eh-president at least really funny?

What a time to be alive

PRAISE KEK!

>The spirit rabbit of Stalin emerges from his grave to help the clown nation rise
All hail

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Until 2017 he was somewhat funny

Is it true he's a zionist?
In the pockets of the oligarchs

I'M NOT A FAN OF PUPPETEERS

Well it did happen with Head of State and Barack Obama

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IMAO

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Because it's clown world

youtube.com/watch?v=GOuOQmO7Vmk

Honk is a (((psyop))) designed to subversively update pepe into an acceptance symbol of the modern era thus undermining all logical precepts derived by Jow Forums that pepe represents thus insidiously propogating nihilism and forcing humor over anger as a response to current events.

Swedish media said the other day that most modern day swedes have ukrainian heritage.

Makes sense.

He's an ethnic Jew and a comedian working on TV channel belonging to a Jewish oligarch.

Pretty fucking based and redpilled post

Honk is innocence
Honk is purity
Honk is kindness
Honk is the antidote for all that is corrupt and evil in the world

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>Ukraine elects a literal Jewish clown for President
lmao
how does the Azov Legion feel about this?

come closer

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you all are forgetting that there was literally no one else to choose

Gritsenko for example.

why is that?

I have no idea who that is, just like most people over here. That's why people are voting for Zelentskii, everybody here knows who he is.

YAAAAY

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>commies and ruskies
That list is incomplete. Should include also u*rainians and more.

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Ask anyone who served or works in military sphere and they will unload a whole truck of shit on that guy

Hail Honkler!

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U*rainains are fucking dumb on average.

You forgot that Pepe the Honkler is also very conveniently trying to memory hole the NPC meme and golem stories derived from it.

Honk Honk = HH = 88 = Hail Hitler, right?

Yeah people are retarded, every generation in it's own way.
Old fucks: MUH USSR BREAD FOR 2 KOPEYKI
Millennials/zoomers: Le funny man, I saw him on TV
You can find dirt on anyone.

>Millennials/zoomers: Le funny man, I saw him on TV
it's not that he's funny, it's just that people trust him more because they know who he is at least unlike the other fucks running for president

He's an incompetent retard. There were no serious debates featuring him.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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HONK HONK

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who cares, we're a country of retards anyway

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We are approaching the end times, eh guys?

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>We really deserved what commies and ruskies did to us.
Didn’t they kill a large chunk of your intelligentsia?

Has the world gone insane? Was it always insane? People have always spoken about whatever time they lived in as if they were the last guardians of sanity, standing on the verge of collapse, but there seems to have been an empirical change in the world over the past several years that breaks this pattern. Anything is possible now- any tragedy, or absurdity, or dystopia, or paradise. I see absolutely no precedence for and I can hardly wrap my head around it. It's like this is all building to something. Not a reckoning, or a bang, or even a whimper, but a punchline. Where are we going? Where will the clown lead us?

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Big part of Ukrainian intellectuals supported socialist ideas in 1917-1920. Vynnychenko (late Ukrainian People's Republic leader) was a socialist too.

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>Has the world gone insane?
More or less yes.
>Was it always insane?
No.

My grandmother many times told me that when people around you seem to go insane in masses it means that war is coming soon. I personally think that we already are in sort of war and it is gaining momentum.
Current "post-truth era" is followed by era where winner of that war writes the new truth.

Voting in another russian jew after, what kaganovich did to them. I guess some nations are just meant to disappear.

Get your wig on and get in! Clowncranians are welcome!

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honk honk

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>honks in smug

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youtube.com/watch?v=P8vbx3tzWsE

Literally meme magic

bring it on, I got meds

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>Zelenskiy’s political positions remain largely unknown, beyond a vague pledge to push through sorely needed reforms. During the campaign, he avoided giving interviews to journalists, preferring instead to stage rally-like performances for which he charged an entrance fee. He refused to participate in a television debate with Poroshenko and Tymoshenko.
Uhh, why are people voting for him? Can Ukrainanons enlighten?

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Maybe Ukraine is mostly honkpilled.

TYMOSHENKO IS IN 2ND PLACE

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So it's meme magic working wonders again.

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SOurce?

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pravda.com.ua/rus/articles/2019/03/31/7210618/

Sounds familiar.

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There are specialists available in that field...

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You mean bring back lulz instead of all this bitterness. Yeah that sounds just awful. Truly horrible.

IM GONNA SAY THE H WORD

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Perhaps, but maybe memes are symptoms not causes. They are not necessarily original creations, but anons tapping into the essence of an idea of zeitgeist when it nears critical mass and then is widely expressed in the world.

No problem.

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> I have to inform you that the surgery on your child was a complete disaster and he is irrevocably dead
>*squirts water from the flower into parent's face*
>honk honk

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POROSHENKO BACK IN 2ND PLACE

Lol, you Ukranians retards have no future without cooperating with Russia.

strikes again

Cheers frens!

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Was testing if you could post emojis

HДИК HДИК!!!!!

>ndik ndik
Retard

Ukraine is the first honk honk nation ever

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Fuck if poroshenko really did do at least half of what he promised and made his party at least competent enough he would easily steamroll the election but nope,now he look like a complete retard losing to literall jewish comedian,haha

Isnt it great that Soros and the West overthrew that oppressive Russian-backed regime?

Yes Ukraine is enjoying the benefits of Maidan

>ndik
>hnn, dick
I think it's a retarded nigger trying to say "muh dick"

Thanks for the content boys, I just hope the government doesnt kill my dog

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BUT I'VE A NAGGING FEAR

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Does Russian even have the H sound? Im not sure.

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tfw we memed clownworld in reality

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Trump did it first.

Why are you asking?

It's kind of already happened, e.g. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_Party

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Dabbing in the middle of a summer afternoon

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GONK! GONK!

Huenk! Huenk!
stupid americano