/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO OBSTRUCTION TRUMP CAMPAIGN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19
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>Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19
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>GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19
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>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
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>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
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>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
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>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
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>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
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>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
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>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
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>Trump Officials @NRI Ideas Summit 3/29/19
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>SOCOM welcomes new Comdr ArmyGen Clarke 3/29/19
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>StateDept Press Brief (SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams) 3/29/19
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>This Week@State 3/29/19
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>Pres Trump arrives/departs JBElmendorf-Richardson 3/28/19
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Grand Rapids MI 3/28/19
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MAGA

KAG! KAG! KAG! KAG! KAG! KAG! KAG! KAG! KAG!

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We want and need more ICE

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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

AWOO~

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M-MIGA?

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Epic

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We don't know if it was the same John. Probably doesn't matter.

Death to all Honkfags

The Day of the Tangelo is upon you

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Just doesn't have the persuasive power of MAGA

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Its never been pretty

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Good afternoon everyone.

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Winning Big League!

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Yep total bullshit breitbart. This Doesn’t even make sense

Let's stay back on topic here for a second
Rev 3:9

>Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

How does that say
>We must tolerate Jews existence until the lord comes back.

What if the spirit of Christ is with us, dwells in us, and when present on this each manifesting in ourselves, that we put the kikes to the sword and have them worship at our feet that way? I thought a big part of Christianity was to accept Jesus into your heart and soul and become Christ like. What if the second coming of Jesus is Jesus shining brightly within all of us that we may then be the hands that carry out god's work?

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MAGA

>I don't know anyone who got anything wrong

t. Jake Tapper

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>I thought a big part of Christianity was to accept Jesus into your heart and soul and become Christ like.
Remember that Christ threw the money-changers out of the temple.

You guys surely took a wrong turn kiddos! This is YangTown now
> webm related and [1]
> can't face the YangGang and leave with your lives

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/ptg/? What jewish conspiracy is this?

My wife goes to the bank and gets around 2000 pennies a week, (yes the tellers look at her weirdly) then when she gets home I shove them all up her ass.

Thats when its time to hit the convenience stores. We usually run in sometimes to buy a bottle of water to mask our activity but more often than not she goes straight to the take-a-penny tray and drops in 5 or 10 pennies.

After that its time to give back to the homeless (I live in Oregon so theres no shortage) she drops in about 50-100 ass pennies to each cup they always thank her so kindly so im well known with this community.

She does this every day of the week and I help her too most of the time at the end of the week she's outta change. Here's the kicker she's been doing this for 14 years, there are 52 weeks in a year thats 104,000 pennies

after 14 years this number jumps to 1,456,000 pennies if you live in the Pacific Northwest and have bought something with cash theres big odds youve held one of my wife's ass pennies.

In her entire carreer that means right now in current U.S. circulation there are over 1,450,000 mil pennies that have have been lodged in her asshole.

Her ass is a personal minting machine if you were to play her life at 50x speed you would see pennies flying into her ass and into the hands of the Oregon people.

yeah, he must have laughed his ass off typing that. kek.

that's what I'm saying.
The christian dogma of sucking jewish dick, even though they are christ killers and accepted that blood on themselves and on their children, is christianity being subverted.

We should have put the kikes to the sword long ago, but we didn't and now christendom is paying the price for going against god's words and example

>Cuts foreign aid to three countries with strong relations with Israel
What are they even trying to do by stringing those things together?

Reminder that the Pulitzer prize is literally a fake news award.

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/ptg/ is a kike infested shill board

The clowniggers and by extension clown world fear it.

anyone made a Biden edit of this?

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it's called a general you memeflag faggot. Care to make any points or just want bloviate like a Canadian kike?

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Well?

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The absolute state of /ptg/..

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>/ptg/
>board

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Hahaha what the fuck

Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

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I wonder what's worse being an unconscious shill who lives in delusion or a conscious shill like Tapper.

Gee, then maybe they should start their own country.

All awards (besides Olympic medals) are for good goys.

Jesus Christ seems to me like he was some hyped up 1st century politician that ended up with a cult of epic support.
So many believed he became an unstoppable rock star a never dying legend for the ages.
Or maybe he really is the son of God

Did I do good sempai?

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Hahaha fucking ass pennies.

and the winner is...

>Reminder that the Pulitzer prize is literally a fake news award.
user, plz! It is in the VERY FUCKING NAME. Joseph Pulitzer was one of the original faters of Fake News, whatever burgers blamed the media for the Iraqi War he and Hearts did a whole worse and a century before in the American-Spanish war

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The latter. His kids call him Fake News to his face.

Checked. But the winner is

>When other Generals make mistakes their armies are beaten; when I get into a hole, my men pull me out of it.
- Arthur Wellesley

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The white and black transgenders walking around NYC are the sizes of football players.

It is a thing of beauty to see former leftist superstars to become "extreme right" only because they didn't "get with the times" and reject the leftist bullshit

They even got the hooked nose right. Important detail right there.

>for whom the bell tolls
Hemingway sucks, boring hack who an hero'd because he was a depressed loser and cat man

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>They even got the hooked nose right. Important detail right there.
My thought exactly. 19th and early 20th century cartoonists gave no fucks.

>How does that say we must tolerate Jews existence until the lord comes back.
Jews are Gods people. He is the only one who gets to punish them. That line says that there will be people in the last day claiming to be jews (ethnically) but are not jews (religiously) and they will be telling many other lies as well (sounds like fake news jews).

now, why should we tolerate these devils among us?
>“The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field; but while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat and went his way. But when the grain had sprouted and produced a crop, then the tares also appeared. So the servants of the owner came and said to him, ‘Sir, did you not sow good seed in your field? How then does it have tares?’ He said to them, ‘An enemy has done this.’ The servants said to him, ‘Do you want us then to go and gather them up?’ But he said, ‘No, lest while you gather up the tares you also uproot the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest, and at the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, “First gather together the tares and bind them in bundles to burn them, but gather the wheat into my barn.”

I know you didn't come up with this story, but whoever did didn't account for the pennies that ended up her ass twice or more times

man i havent seen sexts that wasted since the ones sent to the local eunuch

Kek agrees. But the Pulitzer is unique. They give it to other chosen as an inside joke for fooling the goy.

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PAGING PASTALEAF

Your gf is fucking like ten niggers rn

Do they call them Pulitzers for pulling the goy's chains?

Very good point May 5%
Ended up in asshole twice?

>implying i have a gf
try harder faggot

I've lived in the Pacific Northwest for a good chunk of my life and have collected a significant number of copper pennies. Because of you degenerates it's time for a new hobby.

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whoops, better vote for the dem next time...

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no argument there user, but I was trying to embed this youtube video, and failed...
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>0%
How can we be scared of something that doesn’t exist?

Kek!

No, teenagers are retards that think they know everything, but wouldn't last a day without mommy and daddy's money

If I tried harder my head would explode

300% inflation though and santorum washes off

>How can we be scared of something that doesn’t exist?
The YangYatch does not travel through known roads

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*munches tide-pod*

What did she mean by this?

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>but we didn't and now christendom is paying the price for going against god's words and example
yes, but Jesus said that this would happen, and that we should pick up our cross and follow him. That doesn't sound like "gas the kikes" to me

Trump is overestimating how much people care about who started the Russia investigation or why. Lefties and normies won’t care that Obama signed the FISA; they’re too dumb and/or too partisan.

The highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms for one’s country.

>300% inflation
wat

I was just looking for those digits

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Apparently there are actually Pulitzer prizes for literature (fiction). Also editorial cartoons, poetry, editorial writing, etc.

>this is just a picture of huge tits with a yang hat shopped in
but why? like what does this mean?

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>but why? like what does this mean?
STOP THINKING! Just join the YangGang!

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OH MAN things are looking bad for the dimms will someone swoop in and save them dramatically at the last second? whomist will it be? will they have testicles? what skin color?

>try harder faggot
that's what your boyfriend says to you every time you're fucking him wrong

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state mandated thot gfs?

While you were in the Gulf War, I was at school by Wurtsmith AFB, which used to house a lot of B-52s. Dad was a genius and bought a house right by the base. Those fuckers were loud and would occasionally rattle our house. The base closed down a few years later thanks to Clinton, and with it went a lot of my childhood friends. Such is life. Cheers, man. This next beer I drink is for you.

kek, alright i lost

copper pennies are worth about 3 cents

was waiting for this, thanks!

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Wish a nigga would.

Lel at this being written by Willie Brown.

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>Lefties and normies won’t care that Obama
Leftists won't, but normies will to the extent that it erodes the moral high-ground of the leftists and makes them more susceptible to truth.

There are no big tits in Communism. People starve to death. All flat chests.
>SAD!
Fuck off Commie!!!

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Oh nice

>No, really
Even they know it's a retarded idea.

Which makes even more retarded of a statement.
>Jr. doesn't know there is one for fiction
>they should revoke it UNLESS there is one for fiction
This would imply that he believes they should have theirs revoked and replaced with a pulitzer for fiction if it exists. It does, so they should.
Dumb cunt has the critical thinking of a 2 year old and the comedic talent of a Schumer.

Maybe so. Even a week in Seattle will expose one to far worse things than santorum pennies.

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>block people from voting
Lie
>gerrymandering
Democrats do it too
>lie and deceive the electorate
Democrats do it too and arguably do it more
>use government agencies to smear opponents
So fucking ironic after the Obama admin’s use of the IRS and FISA court to punish political opponents
>collude with hostile nations
Proven lie
>weaponize information literally stolen from their opponents
Yeah I’m sure if Russia had leaked Trump’s emails instead the Dems and MSM definitely was wouldn’t have weaponized them. They’re better than that, right?!?!

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joke nazis are up there with grammar nazis right at the front of the line for the ovens

>Problems

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