ITT: Your reaction when he stumbles his way into presidency

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ECENOMIC COLLAPSE? THIS GAMES STOOPID ACK ACK ACK

darksidephil relly phel off

>all these people voting against me are just mentally ill detractors

lmao who is this chode

a pioneer of the "let's play"

BASED DSP

*SNORT*
I'd like to see him take on China. or Israel.
Really his foreign policy in general would be hilarious.

>what do you mean israel got nuked? HOW! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE RED BUTTON DOES WOOOOOOWWWW

Phil is the greatest streamer of all time a real chad takes money from onions goys and does not give a fuck

>I'd like to see his take on Isreal
clearly you've never watched his dead space 2 playthough

How it would go

>Okay so how the fuck do I start wars in this?
>Send aircraft carrier to China? Okay hue hue hue, clicked that
>Chong Chong Chong Chong hue hue hue hue Ching Chong Chong hue hue hue
>I invade China hue hue hue Chong Ching, steal your rice and yellow Asian pussies hue hue hue

>WHAT THE FFUUUAAK
>NOW CHINA IS TARIFFING ME
>THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO

>OH MY GAAAD
>WHAAAT!??
>WHAT THE FUCK IS IMPEACHMENT!!??
>MY PRESIDENCY IS OVER!!!??
>fuck this dude

Ricky Gervais is entering politics?