How tall do I look?
Would you describe my overall body shape as lean or evenly proportioned?
Would you describe my waistline as straight or slightly tapered?
How would you describe my hips : narrow or proportional to my body?
Thank you for your help.
Are you gay?
I would describe you as fuckable.
And I would fuck you and cum on your face.
Can't tell
Pretty lean
Very slightly tapered
Narrow
Pls be my small tit gf :(
Overall i think you look really good, hips and top looking good.
You look pretty tall but its hard to sey from picture.
This looks like some sort of mid-tier blow up doll. I like my women thicc. I like curves and fat and big juicy thighs that wobble while I'm clapping cheeks.
That's why I deserve for asking on Jow Forums lmao
Thx for the answer. I am already someone else's small tit gf but he's tired of my body quiz nonsense :/
>How tall do I look?
I'd guess about 5'7
>Would you describe my overall body shape as lean or evenly proportioned?
Your body type is pretty straight and slim.
>Would you describe my waistline as straight or slightly tapered?
Very slightly. Good enough for me, and your tits are awesome btw.
>How would you describe my hips : narrow or proportional to my body?
Narrow, but not a dealbreaker.
>Thank you for your help.
No.
There is a slight taper to your waste. You look skinny, but overall you still look feminine.
Having to scroll up and down it's hard to tell how tall you really are but I'd say on the taller side. Maybe 5'8 or however the retard units work.
>Would you describe my overall body shape as lean or evenly proportioned?
More on the lean side.
>Would you describe my waistline as straight or slightly tapered?
"Tapered" I actually learned a new word. Nice. And yeah, it's obviously slightly tapered.
>How would you describe my hips : narrow or proportional to my body?
On the more narrow side.
So what is this thread? You'd have to be blind not to see that overall your body is damn great. As a personal preference, I'd say you could've had sliiiightly wider hips and more toned tights but for fucks sake, overall it's great.
>That's why I deserve for asking on Jow Forums lmao
At least you're self aware.
This is a real doll with the face blurred out. The nails/hands look fake as fuck. The tits are fake looking. The posture. It's all fake.
He can watch.
have sex
Why are you posting topless?
But anyway I'd call your figure boyish hourglass. Or petite. You do have a waist and hips and breasts but it is all very close proportionally and not drastic. You aren't top heavy nor bottom heavy. Your waist is not square, like a fridge.
I swear my body used to look almost exactly like this but a smaller waist but second puberty hit me hard and good in the booty area.
>Why are you posting topless?
How else do you maximize replies?
thanks
Am European you can drop the retard units. It's for a body quiz that tells you which type of clothes look best for your body type. I grew up an asocial nerd so I dress like a pre teen
Can't not be when you're on here
Too lazy to put on a bra and it draws anons in for more replies. Thx for yours. I am not having another puberty anytime soon lol
>Italian
pls be my bisex Italian gf
Jesus
Who cares. Id fuck you.
> I dress like a pre teen
How old are you? Are we going to jail now?
Also post country of residence. I'm guessing France, but please say Scandinavian.
Lmao I am half Italian and bi. Stop guessing correct things about me you're creeping me out
21 do not worry. I do live in france wtf how do guys guess this stuff
Okay so if I say I am 166cm (5"5) is it surprising?
Well, probably 1,70 then.
>It's for a body quiz that tells you which type of clothes look best for your body type.
Jesus kek. You sure even pick clothes like a pre teen. Damn, it actually explains the socks too! Looks like something my sis wore when she was 12.
Basically everything would work on your body, the only way to fuck it up would be to pick pieces that don't work together.
No. You kinda look like a taller, slightly skinnier version of me, so it checks out. How much do you weight?
>french small tit bi gf
Am I asleep?
You need to look for clothes that will make your big shoulder look smaller
52 kilos
No there are definitely several types of clothes that don't suit me. I just want to know if that test (called kibbe by the way) would be useful for choosing more formal clothing.
I love these socks :'(
>No there are definitely several types of clothes that don't suit me.
Care to post em? I have a hard time picturing it.
>how do guys guess this stuff
Tasteless curtains.
You do look like you could be 5-10 cm taller, but it's not shockingly short.
Go to /fa/ and ask them for clothing recomandations . But first, put on a fitted tank top or sports bra.
>But first, put on a fitted tank top or sports bra.
:(
I also have her body type but I'm American and a lot of clothing is made to fit big-booty big-tiddied women so a lot of jeans will be too wide and shirts will be too low cut for not enough breast, and dresses will be too loose-fitting because you're not fat enough to fill them.
It's why I also have to shop for pre-teen clothing because adult clothing is too big though I dress more like a mall goth than an adult.
High waisted pants (although that may because the waist always too large), midi length anything, I look terrible in simple button downs with pants. V necks look bad too.
I am so offended rn
Too tiring but I may end up doing that because I am not liking the quiz's recommendations for my supposed body type.
Everything is always too loose lmao. I can only wear skin tight stuff.
3DPD and not a loli, yuck!
Ya don't have to necessary fill the tits area for the stuff to work, check some of the stuff Keira Knightly or Alicia Vikander wear, and at least the former offers even less boobage than OP/you.
Guess it can really fuck up a lot of jeans, fair point. Though it might be an Murican thing too. My gf got a pretty similar body type too (but slightly taller) and outside of some fuck ups from online shopping with skinny jeans that had a huge waist, finding the right jeans wasn't that hard in Yurop.
Would gf you, but you would say; "im sorry."
Gonna get drunk tonight.
learn to sow and shop at vintage stores and flea markets. Redesign your swag, and move to Norway.
Wearing clothes that are meant to show off boobs or for small tits isn't the same as clothes too big that end up showing boobs. I can wear the first ones but not the second ones.
Also the the test is basically saying I have to dress like these two lmao. Let's get ready for some really plunging necklines.
Do you some good jeans brands? I know only stuff like Zara or H&m or American brands like Levi's.
Sounds like a fun plan. Lemme ditch my bf and met you in Oslo in a few years
>High waisted pants
A lot of these just have a nasty cut; less of a high waisted pants issue but the issue that most suck.
>I look terrible in simple button downs with pants
Lies.
>V necks look bad too.
Some just do.
Sounds more like you're too used to the pre teen stuff.
>Zara or H&m or American brands like Levi's
Do you even Diesel? Jeans and shoes isn't something where you fuck around.
>Oslo
Triggered
Otherwise 10/10 would reenact scenes from Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
So you think I would look good in any good clothing? That's so nice of you haha
Will buy better jeans. Shoes are actually another of my big issues, I have terrible feet so I am in sneakers 24/7 :'( don't know what I will do after college
Eh I'm parisian so it's a capital or nothing for me!
Pretty tall, I'd say about 1.80cm.
Tapered enough. You're not square.
Hips are fine. They fit your body. Wide would look weird.
So all in all I'd totally bang you. Cosplay some anime waifu in a skirt and any dude will be diamonds.
PS. nice midriff, roastie
>How tall do I look?
Pretty tall for a woman. If those floorboards are what? 3" across? It looks like you'd clock in around 5'8"
>Would you describe my overall body shape as lean or evenly proportioned?
Thin and sure. You're definitely on the leaner side, but proportions seem fine.
>Would you describe my waistline as straight or slightly tapered?
slightly tapered, but only slightly. This biggest thing throwing it off is that your shoulders are broader than your waist. Not an issue, but it definitely is there.
>How would you describe my hips : narrow or proportional to my body?
Narrow. See comment above.
Take away though is you have no reason at all to be concerned with your body. 10/10 perfectly suitable. No one is super model hot unless that's literally their job, but your body is perfectly normal enough to not be a point of concern for normal every day people.
>That's so nice of you haha
My bad, I'm pretty close to calling you silly for failing to see your potential.
>don't know what I will do after college
Well, depending on what you plan to do afterwards you might still get away wearing some casual shit. Picking shoes past sneakers is going to be way harder than the clothes for sure. And they all don't look comfy at all. Thank fuck I'm not a female.
Eh you'll grow out of it eventually. We can take trips to European capitals every now and then, but I'm done living in one.
Forgot body shape. It's cool, very proportional.
Thanks. Incels always have the best compliments ;)
Thanks. You people are clocking me as higher than I thought lol I think my body's fine btw, I just have a hard time having an objective view of it so I like hearing opinions. I didn't see the shoulder thing before for example, but now I see how I can factor that in my outfits.
I know I look fine body-wise you know, but I want to look as good as possible without having to spend a ton of money to try stuff. So I am trying the shortcuts like body typing ^^
Well I am in STEM so maybe I could get away with jeans+oversize sweaters for the rest of my career lol
Shoes are horrible. I can only cute shoes for a few hours when I go partying :'(
Outside of Paris and Prague they are pretty boring either way. Maybe Barcelona if we give the Catalans the benefit of doubt.
Well that's a deal breaker :'( I don' t want a life amidst peasants, be they Norwegian or French!
Originally I thought the floorboards might be 2" across, but that put you at like 4 feet tall, so that couldn't have been right, lol.
And yeah, perfectly fine, nothing to worry about.
Though I will say, reading this post specifically:
>Well I am in STEM so maybe I could get away with jeans+oversize sweaters for the rest of my career lol
Please don't. I work as an engineer within Microsoft's XBOX division and so many dudes do this and it's awful. The baggy cargo shorts and XXXL shirts make me wanna die. It's a slippery slope from that into drinking Mountain Dew at 7am.
Haha yeah don't worry, I dress like that in college and it makes me look so frumpy lol even my bf is better dressed than me. When I am getting that sweet stem money I am done with that :D and you feel better when you dress better too
>I know I look fine body-wise you know
But you don't. You're clearly above average. And the body type itself just offers a lot potential into almost every direction. Grabs some friends or the poor bf guy and ruin their afternoon with a try out spree.
>I could get away with jeans+oversize sweaters for the rest of my career lol
Hey, it works for my friends. Though I bet the expectations in SWE are lower than in France.
>Microsoft's XBOX division
>baggy cargo shorts and XXXL shirts
Sounds like a decent way to identify with the target audience.
>that sweet stem money
Might I trepidly inquire as to what field exactly? I have a degree in Molecular Biology (worked as a Research Scientist for pharma R&D for 5 years) and one in Software Engineering (been deving for like 3 years) and I can tell you one makes a LOT more money than the other.
>Sounds like a decent way to identify with the target audience.
Har har
There are other cities besides Oslo, senpai.