PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WHILE YOU SHITPOSTED I STUDIED THE BLADE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/biuT05fYYE0
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19
youtu.be/pQesSTYk0KA
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on ABCNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/zRAU3amiZ5w
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 3/31/19
youtu.be/JuAMlqjkRnQ
>VP Pence stumps for Graham Cracker in Greenville SC 3/30/19
youtu.be/6RGOG1GFvro
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19
youtu.be/-xLw9PFLthc
>Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19
youtu.be/Si_uUk5UbV0
>GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19
youtu.be/tQdAO-SqAz4
>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459329-1/
>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459314-1/
>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
youtu.be/CIvdjLS_s9U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
youtu.be/KiygKj50jBo
>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
youtu.be/cA12M1WFbjs
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/eSg6XJA32so
>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459292-1/
>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/xn3YfllL8sc
youtu.be/LDrTpgHBeq0
>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
youtu.be/IjxKUEyv0LM
>Trump Officials @NRI Ideas Summit 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459291-1/
>SOCOM welcomes new Comdr ArmyGen Clarke 3/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/668840/
>StateDept Press Brief (SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams) 3/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/668743/
>This Week@State 3/29/19
youtu.be/ggSpJQGsvUs

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MAGA

lel

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Winning Big League!

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AWOO

Nice

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AWOO~

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AWOO!

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Are we taking back that cuckhole?

Republicans tend to overpreform in polling in Nevada but these candidates were all set to lose anyway. AGAIN BIDEN WAS THE STRONGEST CONTENDER

Who here Dobb pilled?

Now that's going on my FB wall.

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twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1112442538470920193

The comments are having none of it

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good numbers.
AWOO

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Nothing personnel, Google

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GET RID OF SLUTS!

And only marry virgins! (Or at least, women who won't dump you)

Making women into sluts is treason against all men, and against your race and country!

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>up on both Harris and Barney Sandals
way too early, but its a good sign.

Too all the people who joined the Republican party to support Trump, are you going to leave once he's out of office?

I'll more than likely stay put.

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Based I like this one dude

"You is kind."
"You is smart."
"You is important."

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Ok, so some cringy boomer made a Facebook meme. What do you want me to do about it?

He got fucked up pretty bad

the world is so fucked
youtube.com/watch?v=d-3iy78udTQ
and so is my folder organization

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>assault
>attempted theft
>"the victim"

Unfortunately, this is precedent under Cucklefornia law. Remember that they only violently attack other adults in left-wing States, because the legal system there allows and encourages this type of activity through the elimination of the right to self-defense, and to keep and bear arms. They know if they pull this shit in red States they will be shot dead with no consequences to the real victim.

Huh?

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Nice but she's missing something

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youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM
and my mind

you must be new if you can't figure out ironic shitposting.

We should convince Junior to run after Trump.

Because if we don't, there will be only McCain Clones or Romney Clones running unless Jeb Bush attempts a second run.

i don't trust this shit
Nevada is cucked

Who's the idiot who assaults someone with a sword? How stupid can you be?

See

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mess with the hat and you gonna get cut, bitch!

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They've been getting sloppy with the false flags lately. Maybe Trump really did clean out the CIA.

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What a milky dragon.

It was nothing personell.

>commit crime
>somehow become victim

The redpilling is almost complete
> seriously tho, sf is the last place in the country you find a MAGA hat
>besides Chicago

hard to trace a sword wound back to the owner unlike a bullet

Carrying guns is de facto illegal in California so it's not quite as stupid as it would first appear.

Excuse me?

>the cucks fear the samurai

>the civil war will begin between the republican minority and democratic majority in blue states
>will be won when the red states back those republicans up

thinking

>you can commit any crime you want as long as you drop a maga hat at the scene.

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THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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As expected of a fertility goddess.

Biden will still run you moron.
This

It was one of two things fren

>Ironic shitposting
>Some shill posting that to try and insult us

OMG. I’m not a new faggot! I’ve been here since since 2003. I was using Gia before that. I met mootkins at meat-ups and sucked his cock. Get it? MEAT-UPS??? LOL

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If Kamala or Sanders wins dems could even lose states like Delaware

ufile.io/ltb15

>randomly carrying around a sword
>in SF
>outside a roller disco

It's like someone threw darts at a wall full of optional headlines.

i'mma be real with you chief, aint nobody clickin that shit

its all good man, I can't tell whose shilling who
anymore. I love Trump and boomer memes but im 20

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It wasn't for anyone in this thread.
My brother asked me to send him the pdf of the Kiwi shooter, so i just needed a place to copy and paste from my computer to my phone easily

even if this sword shit is real i side with the sword guy cause taking stuff off a person's body is assault
HOWEVER THIS IS COMMIEFORNIA AND THAT STATE DOES NOT SUPPORT SELF DEFENSE

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It’s like the South Park episode where the explain how Family guy makes there jokes

If you think a red hat is something to bash
then you'll wind up with a big ol' slash!

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To all anons: What kind of shield will you carry when the swordmen come for you?

I already clicked it. It’s safe. The site is also very interesting and relevant to politics and whatever particular interests you have. I’m extremely glad I clicked it. 10/10.

Sounds like someone been watching too much anime.

Your mother’s sweet ass

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The Supreme Court affirmed the federal government’s authority to detain illegal aliens with criminal records at any time after they have completed their prison terms, handinga victory to immigration authorities and the administration of President Donald Trump.
>The court ruled 5–4 that federal authorities could apprehend and detain aliens with criminal records at any time, not only immediately after their release from prison.
Under federal immigration law, aliens convicted of certain offenses are subject to mandatory and indefinite detention during their deportation process.

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Don't be an aggressive faggy leftist mutt,
Mess with me and you gonna get cut!

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>$12.50 deposited

Carl and Cot

This. When I was 17 I was attacked by a crazy dude (literally), just minutes after he was released from the local psych ward. After they scraped him off of the pavement, the fucking cop starts yellin at me, threatening to take me to jail, because I stood my ground as he charged at me; TFW cali law wants you to turn your back on an aggressor and hope that you are faster than him...

Those are better tits than 99% of 3D titties that get posted on Jow Forums.

Invisible ones.

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Can’t ever be sure whose jewing who.

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>we're 2 burgers and 20 fries away from Jow Forums being shut down by insufferable bullshit

Not cool hiro

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Trannyfornia loves the front slash so what are bitching about.
>A tranny’s surgyscar probably broke or some shit

As if any US poll is credible anymore......

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God damn Roberts.

Fresh OC
r8

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M&P Shield

poetry

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A

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You listen to Maddow, you are Soros paid
Now get a taste of my finely honed blade!

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>Buying both Sword and Shield
I'm more of a Sword guy myself

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Still. No one is clicking whatever the fuck That is.

the faggot bat is better than the maga katana

This timeline doesn't smell right.

12/6/2016 - Glenn Simpson (Fusion GPS) sends Bruce Ohr (Justice Department )a Butina article
2/23/2017 - Simpson sends Ohr a Butina article
4/25/2018 - FBI raids Butina's apartment
7/15/2018 - Butina is arrested

Method of operation:
(1) plant stories in the press;
(2) use stories to spur investigations.
Simpson would have been the source for anti-NRA, anti-GOP, Butina articles in 2016 and 2017.
Both were sent to Bruce and Nellie Ohr.

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YUGE

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Pity his run would follow Trumps' presidency... the left claim it's "unseemly" and "dynastic"

Substitute those ultra sips for some Founders Centennial IPA sips and that's me at this current moment in time.

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probably something like this.

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Is it me or Google Images is having a harder time generating the full image size directly on their site? Sometimes it fails to load and gives me the thumbnail instead. They usually crap out around 15MP but many sites stop loading at lower res.

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Not bad (clap clap) 5 out 10

L

youtube.com/watch?v=Ihug1zv7ZHc
what the fuck

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women were a mistake

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AWOOO!

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An ax and a mace.

They deliberately crippled it after idiots putting paid-copyright images on the public web cried to them.

>The dad
JUST

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngaxovw1PPw

You know, Huggers. It's just occurred to me that you don't have this piece of official artwork of Yuko in a school swimsuit yet.

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FOOKEN LEAF

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