I matched with a midget girl on Tinder. Will she be offended if I make a light joke about her height?

I matched with a midget girl on Tinder. Will she be offended if I make a light joke about her height?

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yes

yes

No. She probably heard that before.

Nigger if you have to ask then odds are your entire operation shouldn't be happening but I encourage you to do whatever you're going to do to/with this midgette

How midget we talking about? What's her exact height?

Like an actual dwarf. Not just a particularly short girl.

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If she does, just hide on the top shelf

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Holy fuck

Tell her about your IMAGINATION.

Get to know her first and play it safe. It totally depends on her personality, so its difficult to predict.

I wouldn’t bring it up on a first date. Depends on her personality, but I would wait to test those waters. Get to know her a bit first.

That's not something I'd lead with, but hey. Maybe she has a good sense of humor.

Probably not offended but DEFINITELY not impressed. She's heard them all. It wasn't funny the first time and time 58 is no different. She's short and she she's knows that already so just keep your mouth shut with the height jokes, jackass.

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Hnnng

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Dwarf is 4’10 and under

yes because you cant guess her mood.

>I matched with a midget girl on Tinder. Will she be offended if I make a light joke about her height?

The only acceptable joke is, "does this make my penis look big?"

maybe not, but she will almost certainly be offended if you call her a midget. It's approaching "nigger" for little people.

I don't make the rules

I wouldn't, I only used the word here because I know where I am and didn't want to derail the thread with accusations of being a PC SJW or Tolkien jokes if I used an alternative term.

np, just giving you a heads-up. I'm disabled myself FFS and I didn't know about that until a few years ago

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Only if you do it before fucking her. If you do it afterwards and she gets offended you won't even care

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Making a joke is way better than being short with her

if you tease her about something else it might play off better imo

fuck yeah bro you hit the jackpot, as her if she has any magic beans or if she'll grant you three wishes

I would be and I'd definitely want to kill you