Redpill me on the Amish

Do they have a high birth rates as people claim? What about other anabaptists? Are they spreading out and growing?

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all amish are inbred they are all decendants from the fist colonists

Inbreeding is high and will inevitably rise. Child molestation is also extremely high. Plenty white but ultimately a niche group in a delicate ecosystem. Will not survive without more modernization and less incestuous gene pool.

The Amish unironically need to get blacked for more gene diversity.

Amish are a bit too extreme and weird for me.

Mennonites are much more based. Would never be one due to some teachings but they're good people

The fist colonists? Tell me more

The Amish have taken control of the porn sites. That is why incest is being pushed so much. Amish dudes starting to not be attracted to fucking their somewhat nearly related. But really, Amish are based and tangentially pro white. No modern nigger could hack it in their communities. Lots of work. I like them. I like mennonites better though.

I know some amish fags

Generally smarter and shrewder than they let on, redpilled on many things though they definitely are stubborn and just generally autistic with their quirky rules

How many babies user?

Anyone who doesn't respect the self-determination of the Amish, is on some onions bullshit.

I respect the hell out of them. They even let members live in normie society, during devil days, giving them a choice of staying there, or coming back.

Most come back. With how degenerate modern society, the Amish might unironically be the most normal ones left.

the old colony mexican mennonites are the ones that are inbred and retarded, they are weird and smelly and annoying

amish are at least dignified and respectful, and don't appear to be inbred at all

Hutterites use modern machinery and are very prosperous farmers, but they have an imposed common purse. I guess communism works if you think you're doing it for God.

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average is probably 10kids. a 4 kid family would be considered tiny and weird by amish standards

in fact them and the Mennonites are going to completely colonize my own area in a couple more generations because 12 kid families are not uncommon in either groups

They are based and should be left alone.

Are you sure they’re Amish? There are only 5,000 Amish in Canada. I assume you live in Ontario

Nope Amish and Hutterites around the parties will actually import new blood into the colony when needed, they actually pay y’all, blonde haired blue eyed men to impregnate their husbandless daughters

This is why a lot of them literally look like super Germans and most of them farm

I know some successful hockey players who have gone to the colony to fuck for money, all of them turbo-chad Germans

holy fucking checked

their population is growing like rabbits I can assure you, they and the mennonites are probably single handedly propping up our birthrates

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I'm 6'2, 220 pounds of blonde haired blue eyed muscular german, I love being outdoors, I hate diversity, I love the thought of living in god's country and pounding ripe luddites all day while seeming like a god gamer at everything I do...how do I inquire about this?

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They're generally decent people, but they're kind of annoying to live around, because there's a lot of hypocrisy in their rules and the way they live, and the way other people fawn over them.
They're only able to live as well as they do because they're surrounded by "English" (their term for the rest of us) who pay a premium for whatever they produce because they're neat. People will drive 30 miles out from town to pick strawberries at an Amish farm, driving right past a place owned by regular Americans who are growing them the exact same way. They'll pay more for carpentry work if it's done by a guy with a straw hat and clothes without buttons, regardless of any difference in quality. People buy Amish because it's local and high quality, but then the Amish take the money to Walmart and buy cheap Chinese stuff. They're very penny-pinching themselves.
They're also like Jews when it comes to having a lot of rules but finding ways around them. They usually can't have a phone, so they'll partner with an English man and let him have the phone in his name. Same thing with vehicles: they won't own a motor vehicle but they'll accept free rides from English anytime.
They're also pacifists, which only works because they live surrounded by English who would do the fighting if enemies ever invaded.
Basically, their way of life wouldn't be nearly as sustainable if they only had other Amish around.

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How many children per fan would you guess?

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Their stupid wagons fuck up our roads. Other than that they are ok.

How big are their families? How many children per senpai would you guess?

They're a generally decent people in person, but the elders that run the show can be pretty conniving and tight-fisted with their cash.

My family's in the lumber business in a rural area, so we've done land-clearings and so forth for them for decades, just because clearing fields for crops with, at most, a chainsaw is pretty fucking difficult. A few of my cousins have married Amish women, and they're incredible fucking cooks, but kinda shrill.

Still, I'd trust an Amishman before most other whites, given that they're devout, rural folks. Stop at a Mennonite store in your area, if you're from the midwest/east coast, they're pleasant enough.

Addendum: some Amish kid smoked the cigars I was saving for my 18th in my grandfather's glove box humidor. I hope he rots.