An user suggested flexing a little on tinder

Keep the sushi part. Girls love sushi. I'd say maybe both restaurants and sushi right next to each other are a little redundant.

One thing I don't like is the suit line. Generic lines usually come off as douchey from both men and women. Unless you're going for normies as suggested. I think they like that stuff.

I'd say put a little more personality into it. Going out/traveling where? Needs a little extra something to get my attention, but that's just me. You sound like a normie.

I am a normie witb a great salary and expensive lifestyle

ok wanna be my bf?

hands off he’s mine
btw op I’m single and totally not a catfish :)

far far TMI. your leaving no reason to chase you.
she giving you sign language and its a one finger salute...

all you need is basic information otherwise there is no reason to go out and find out all this stuff for themselves geddit?

Same but I called dibs first so go away, smellie Shelby.

That's not all about me, i have much more interesting things, just want to get the ball bouncing

Eating sushi 6 times a week is a little over the top

Is no joke tho

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Ok, well just say you eat a lot of sushi and maybe also consider the amount of Mercury you are consuming through fish

Not sure if serious but I'll bite.

It's waaay too much OP. It makes you look like a teenage boy who thinks he's a big business badman trying to show off how successful he is. Be subtle when you show off - doing it blatantly makes it look fake or like you're compensating.

Having said that I'm 28 and probably aren't the type you're going for. If you want 18 year old mega normie thots to bone then this might be right up their alley

Even if my age range is around 20 i was wondering,what would you change for a 28 yr old? Something less flashy?
I wouldn't mind a relationship with a 28 yr old, but i am changing countries every couple months and i think settling down for a family would affect my personal growth
At least my friends who dated woman of 30 said they are looking for stable stuff

Yeah, definitely less flashy. If you wanna show off your hard earned wealth and success there's no problem with that (you should be proud of what you've achieved, and success is a trait women like), but show it rather than say it - pictures of you dressed well at nice events or restaurants, at exotic locations with friends, doing interesting activities that the average person doesn't have the availability to do. No "just standing in my suit in front of an expensive car", however. I'd probably cut down on the emoijs too for a slightly older audience.
Honestly I suspect there would be plenty of women around my age still up for a fling (a good friend of mine - 37 - can't settle down for the life of her), but sure, a lot of people are looking for something stable. Just be upfront about not being around in the near future and you may still get something short and sweet.

Get it shorter, nobody is going to give a shit to actually read the whole thing. Delet the sushi part, and yes sign language counts as one.

I think this is pretty good in general but you should make is more succinct.
IMO the lines should be:
"6' 1, Canadian. World traveler, current expat." "(Put your job first), trilinguial, 6X a week sushi consumer, meme day trader".

This way you're still keeping your personality while making your bio easy to read and putting the signifigant stuff in the beginning. this format works for myself and i do not have impress things in it lmao

This is good. OPs wording made me grossed out. This sounds down to earth and witty.

Please, please, don't ever use emojis like this. Yikes

Seconded, this one is much better.

Thanks user

>hes so rich he mentions sushi twice in his bio
Whoa dude you must be able to afford a lot of sushi :O
Note how this can come off as AWESOMESAUCEXD or as really dull depending on who your audience is.
You most likely don't want the audience you are currently attracting

How do u fuckers even get replies??? I've tried different styles of convo starters to test out what I'm doing wrong but none of my abundance of matches go anywhere

Is it a location thing? I went to Oregon once and girls who were on the same level or higher than California were actually replying like what the fuck (can't remember what starters I was using their but it probably wasn't wildly different)FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How you start a convo has 0 bearing on receiving a reply just fyi. You're better off just saying lets smash instead of thinking of something witty and clever

No worries. the only thing i'd say after rereading what i wrote/thinking about it more would be if you put your job in the designated "Occupation" section, then obviously don't put it in the second line and just list another hobby or interest and reorganize the order. like i said, you want the significant stuff in the beginning

I've basically said that too and nothing happened. Like why are people willing to match with me if they're not going to even reply 5 minutes or when I give it time a few hours later. People in Northern California think they're the shit and it's so annoying.

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Once I got a reply from a girl who said she was short enough to make a good armrest in her bio
I just said she’s the cutest armrest I’ve ever seen and she fell for me

I dunno, be friendly and nice? People like people that make them feel good about themselves

If someone matches with you and doesn’t reply it just means that either

A. They’re using tinder for attention not for meeting people
B. They’re focused on someone else and you’re one of the tens/hundreds that is getting ignored in favor of someone they like better
C. They aren’t interested enough in you to bother, they just liked your look enough to swipe right

i highly disagree with what this user said, the "witty" openers i've tried are always more effective. maybe you're not geographically inclined or maybe your openers just aren't good?

Putting in this much effort and I literally got laid once coz my bio said “Am actually 3 small dogs stacked on top of each other wearing a long coat” and a girl asked “What kind of dog?” And I smashed her that night

Y’all overthinking this

So basically. Fuck online dating. I am much better at getting stuff to happen in real life but fuck I just wish it was like that. Tinder should forcibly make people facetime so they have to close the door on your face to make you go away.

Give me an example. I think the way I open definitely stands out and isn't cringy as I try my best to not overdo it and try my best to make it look like I'm not trying my best to not overdo it.

All skill no luck huh. How many girls have you fucked on Tinder be honest bro. It was just that one wasn't it.

>qt just replied "That is so sweet what the fuck" see ya later virgins

The kind that use Tinder

i take your word but usually trying not to try hard makes you end up trying hard, ime.
the most recent girl i talked to/hooked up with had her bio as "lover of X, Y, and Z". my first message to her was:
"My list of things I love is the exact same as yours except you're also on it. Will you marry me?"
if you want a more general example, 95% of all first messages i send, i use something from the girl's bio. i'd say i have a minimum 70% first message response rate, across dating apps and instagram.

What if no bio?

Don’t be so bitter coz you’re finding me app dating difficult. It takes time and practice as well as being attractive.

Altogether I’ve fucked 4 girls on tinder. 5 if you count my ex that popped up on there but I dont

And one of those 4 I started dating long term and we’ve been fucking for 8 months now. It’s not that hard it’s just a numbers game.
Considering one of the girls I doinked showed me her tinder and I realized I was literally one of 1000 matches and somehow IM The one she chose, it’s a pretty insane numbers game at that

Using their bio primarily to open definitely seems like a good idea, I'll definitely try that out more often thanks. But getting away with saying something like that and having Chad aesthetics go hand in hand, CHAD

that's the hard part lmao. it either has to be from her pictures, something from YOUR bio, or just the "u wan some fukk?". a personal example if you want; this one girl posed the same way in literally every single one of her pictures and i said, "you know there are other ways to organize your body when you take photos" or something to that extent

I've fucked (counting oral) 6 girls actually maybe even 1 or 2 more (concussion gave me memory problems). I'm just pissed that I have to play that game of liking millions of girls just to get a date a month or two later. I'm probably just being impatient and I like shooting the shit and seeing how to up my game. My pee pee been dry ever since I moved here. Also, watching a girl swipe on Tinder is truly amusing holy fuck, every swipe is a match.

It's no worries. I appreciate the Chad comment as well but I disagree I am one. I've had a lot of success with marriage/elope messages to girls so try those or even the one I said and see if it works for you user

When do you think is the appropriate time to interject the whole asking for their number or planning a date thing? When do you personally do that?

i ALWAYS do: snapchat from tinder convo >> snap and set up date >> get # day before date >> text/have a convo day before date >> date.
this has worked for me very well and my success/date/closing rate went up way more using this exact routine than trying any other order or a date straight from tind.

when to ask though is kind of hard to advise; most people would say by your fifth message, but what they actually mean is the fifth time you respond to her, not you literal fifth message. personally though, i do it when i feel there's a lull in the convo, and ask for her snapchat under the guise of a joke that we talked about.
this one girl was boring as fuck and was giving me one word responses (but she was still responding) and eventually it got to a point where i couldn't build off her response at all and asked for her snap then.

Based. Thanks for the info brother. I will do my best to apply your techniques. Honestly soaking some of the stuff you guys have said in this thread is giving me a fresh feeling about Tinder that is already working to my advantage so thanks. If I see you in another thread magically I'll let you know how it went.

>can't spell
>corny boomer emoji
>no actual hobbies
Looks sad, bruv.

lol mine just says I'm a licensed massage therapist (I'm not) and I'll give a free 20 minute massage but also happy to accept a trade

it's been working pretty well for me.

>mentioning your height
You fucked up

Jesus christ, dating apps are cancerous. Your cringy ass is too.

>I am a normie witb a great salary and expensive lifestyle

If you're looking for girls who will make you wait until the fourth date before sex, then it's great to advertise your provider qualities.