Just got home and it looks like someone rearranged all the furniture in my living room...

Just got home and it looks like someone rearranged all the furniture in my living room, no sign of forced entry and I have a burglar alarm to boot.

Wat do Jow Forums? Am I getting perped?

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Shoot yourself to frame them for a homicide.

Mandella effect bitch

carbon monoxide poisoning messing with your memory?

or maybe you're just a tard

Look outside. NO WAIT don't look outside but pretend like you are.

Are you sure that YOU didn't rearrange your shit earlier and completely forgot about it?
Why the fuck is this on Jow Forums

Lol,
you house has been bugged.
Probably you computer too.

>Why the fuck is this on Jow Forums
cos retard tarrant has has chan users on priority watch list status

probably more of this shit going to happen

Schizo thread, even if you dont want to admit it, use this to radically change your life. Work out, set up a new diet, make a 4 month plan.

Cant wait for the next Brenton Tarrantino movie myself desu.
>polite sage

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*and buy a shotgun

Weird how the Stasi and the Manson family used to do the same thing. Charlie called it 'creepy crawling'.

U have a gay ghost user don’t touch anything... maybe it has supernatural semen on it

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Not to feed your paranoia, but I got home the other day and my door was unlocked which was odd. Only thing different inside was an upside down cup.

might want to read through the NSA ANT catalog
various ways they can compromise you
even putting shit inside your HDMI or USB cable

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSA_ANT_catalog

i dont know if they actually work, but some sites sell bug detectors, so you can scan your home.

1-Make sure no one is in the house.
2-Secure all doors/windows/exits.
3-Make sure all valuables are accounted for.
4-Make sure the security system is working and is not returning a false positive.
5-If nothing else, go to a church, and get some holy water.
Stay Safe user.

>carbon monoxide poisoning messing with your memory?

I ride the bus an don't own a car.

someone broke into my house and changed out all of my things with identical things.


wat do?

>Are you sure that YOU didn't rearrange your shit earlier and completely forgot about it?

It would take two people to move my couch, it's yuge!

>Stay Safe user.

Thanks fren.

>someone broke into my house and changed out all of my things with identical things.

maybe you hired a maid service and was busy so you forgot about it?

I am the maid service. I don't like people enough to let one in my home to...touch....everything...

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>4-Make sure the security system is working and is not returning a false positive.
you could check system logs, or ask monitoring company if alarm was disabled at any point while you were away.

FPBP

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Targeted Individuals

I actually know a person IRL who has this happen to them

It's gaslighting to make people crazy

the REAL question you should be ask yourself, is why some, not others?

what's your blood type OP?

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It’s either ghosts, niggers, or glowniggers. Get a gun either way

most genuinely sch*zophrenic people will remain calm when these hallucinations and such happen

normal people are being gaslit will actually go crazy, panic, and have a mental breakdown

seriously OP, what's your blood type?

they target RH-

Still could be. If the central heating if fucking up or something.
Get a sensor juc

CIA faggots.

Can you explain more? This sounds intresting

Totally ignore it

They can't make you crazy if you don't care

They won't kill you you're too important

So fuck them, let them move your shit around, let them watch you and follow and trail you

Don't worry about it there's nothing you can do

whoops u switched dimensions

bump

fuck off kike

It’s called zersetzung. Read the wiki article, they’re trying to make you go crazy and distract you from whatever “problematic” activities you were engaged in.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung

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Standard Mandela effect.

Moved how? Like what was moved, how much did it move? Are we talking inches or feet here?

Also was there dirt and such around where they used to be?

A lot of us are. Its weird, man. I was visiting my parents place... I was shit posting on Jow Forums from their office one night. The next day, I hear footsteps upstairs, and I assume it was the cleaning lady. I run upstairs and notice that the garage door was left open with the door to the garage open as well. I went up to the office to find the computer I was posting from completely unplugged. All of the USB slots were disconnected. When my dad came home, he said "user, did you open my garage door last night? I woke up and it was half way open." My stomach sank in an instant. I'm not paranoid, but I need to drink to shake the thoughts of a legit gang-stalk.

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WAIT...
SO the Stasi were POST Hitler?
So all this totalitarian police state bullshit
was the KIKES all along !!!

fucking (((projection)))

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If faggots were a post.

You are in the wrong fucking house user.

WHEN THE FUCK DID Jow Forums ADD A LIKE BUTTON?

>WHEN THE FUCK DID Jow Forums ADD A LIKE BUTTON?
WHOA wtf

stephen king said true horror is coming home from a day at work to find everything replaced with exact copies

you r either crazy or someone is trying to make you think you r crazy
i dont know whats worse
good luck with your new reality

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Apral faalae

OH CRAP WE'VE BEEN MANDELA'D !!
AAAAAAAA

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Wonder which board MLP got merged with this year?

Zersetzung (German for "decomposition") is a psychological warfare technique used by the Ministry for State Security (Stasi) to repress political opponents in East Germany during the 1970s and 1980s.

They’d rearrange household items to induce insanity in regular people. Got any state enemies, friendo?

Legend has it that something like this happened to a bunch of anons after they downloaded a pic that some alleged Saucer-Spook uploaded of itself--onto a thread.
The story goes that tons of anons had a highly sophisticated program come into their computers and wipe the pic-----but didn't report any physical break-ins on their property. The story goes,-- that the anons who regularly disconnect their computers from the Net when they aren't using it-----were the ones to have break-ins etc.
Can anyone confirm?

Not a legend I was in that thread. I also have a copy of that pic, i was able to thumb drive it.

Is it that slightly fuzzy-looking pic where you can see what looks like a desert Joshua tree in the background to the left of the Moon-Coon's face?

Could be carbon monoxide poisoning op

The Stasi perfected psychological warfare. Zersetzung was only one part of destroying an individuals mind.

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I heard that the ones who were able to save that pic from the glows or whoever, just spread that shit out again, and that there hasn't been any notable overt effort to re-scrub it from the net, etc.
Perhaps THEY thought: 'agh fuck it.....no one will believe it anyways'. ??
There's so many hollyweird-esque (& amateur) moon-coon depictions out there that in reality...... who in the fuck can sort a pic of a real Saucer-Spook from a fake.

You might be right. They brought attention to it when everyone would’ve just thought it was another fake.

Funny that there are so many Saucer Spooks supposedly captured on cctv's etc andno one gives a shit about that.
I wonder if this one particular Saucer-Spook (assuming that he REALLY was one) did something to really piss off someone high-up