PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REIWA ERA EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/89opqNSxGn8
>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/biuT05fYYE0
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19
youtu.be/pQesSTYk0KA
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on ABCNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/zRAU3amiZ5w
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 3/31/19
youtu.be/JuAMlqjkRnQ
>VP Pence stumps for Graham Cracker in Greenville SC 3/30/19
youtu.be/6RGOG1GFvro
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19
youtu.be/-xLw9PFLthc
>Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19
youtu.be/Si_uUk5UbV0
>GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19
youtu.be/tQdAO-SqAz4
>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459329-1/
>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459314-1/
>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
youtu.be/CIvdjLS_s9U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
youtu.be/KiygKj50jBo
>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
youtu.be/cA12M1WFbjs
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/eSg6XJA32so
>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459292-1/
>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/xn3YfllL8sc
youtu.be/LDrTpgHBeq0
>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
youtu.be/IjxKUEyv0LM

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MAGA

Which board should we be merged with?
>/ck/

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/d/. We've already got content ready.

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What's Trump's plan for April Fools Day?

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AWOO!

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"Today I am pardoning Hillary. April Fool's! It's actually General Flynn."

You ever wondered if your frens are actually concealing their power levels from you and not the other way around?

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in case I cant post during real due to april fool shegs

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ICE traps

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last tweet of that nigger rapper who was shot dead

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AWOO~

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I never once said that the GOA didn't have the resources to do it or that any kind of federal expansion of gun rights would be tenable with our current composition. I'm merely saying that one shouldn't get their hopes up when they point to the supreme court as a solution.

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Jow Forums Jow Forums /a/
polka
youtube.com/watch?v=_rflXl4Pp58

You stop that!

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good dreams and RBG dying in April will come only if you type:

>die in your sleep ancap poster

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it needs to have an acronym that merges well
maybe /polk/ - politically incorrect commandos discussing guns

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so kot you ready for gookmoot fuckery at midnight?
i'd vote /mlp/, but i know damn well that /mlpol/ will never happen again. otherwise /tg/ would be interesting for the politics of convincing the differing humans and dwarves to unite to genocide the elves

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The suburbs surrounding this town are quite nice. There is also a lot of young white adults still in Painesville.

>I'm merely saying that one shouldn't get their hopes up when they point to the supreme court as a solution.
If that were the case, a logically consistent person would assume the NFA will never be repealed and start killing politicians.

Not in the slightest. I already know that pretty much all of my IRL friends are liberals.

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i would go on a fierce crusade against food more so than usual if that happened

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I’ll settle for RBG dying in April and him not spamming the thread in about 20 minutes

oh yeah i think i remember that happening

where can i find more pictures like that one?

who took that photo of the plane with the sunset?

PLACE YOUR BETS
PLACE YOUR BETS

APRIL FOOLS JOKE WILL BE
1 - Nothing
2 - Something minor, low effort, but funny
3 - Something major, high effort, but funny
4 - Something minor, low effort, not funny
5 - Something major, high effort, not funny

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ja/ck/posting i almost guarantee is gonna be the first thing posted on april fools

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everyone around me is a fool and no one here is real

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hot dog is the best meat

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I wouldn't say never. Just highly unlikely. And I have no problems with your solution.

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these potatoes are deceased

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i'm gonna place my bet on starts as number 2, but degrades to number 4 within 6-8 hours after being ran into the ground

It's not going to be Easter-themed or a board meld. It'll be something stupid like a bad .css

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All of them. Jow Forums will be the only Jow Forums board for one day.

Confirmed forever that Rei is Best Girl.

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>4 or 5
All the kikery of splitting off blue boards doesn't bode well for fun

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so 4, is what you are saying?

>208480440
>208480757
>these images
>these posts
Oh goddammit. Fuck off, fedoranigger.

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I wish the world was black and white again

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unverified and non-heterosexual

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working for ICE sounds like a blast, between that and the fake university. Tons of freedom and creativity to round up spics

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Unverified.

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This would be awesome, I hope he does it

what are you listening user?
youtube.com/watch?v=MpSFjsub5H0

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That's not a Tomboy, cat.

>be me
>replying to articles for hw
>see NYT garbage on wage gap
>reply by quoting shoe0nhead button meme
>get bitched at about muh privilege

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Jow Forums

>/polk/

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>splitting off blue boards
oh yea i forgot about that. i have some hope considering a /v/ mod brought harmony day back though. we'll see

Or the guys who work in the liberal shithole that is Ann Arbor; getting a comfy breakfast, saying they want to thank the chef, and then carting him off to holding.

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the stash should tip you off right away

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I'll be honest, first time I've ever been accused of being him before.

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You knew what you were doing

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>Trump is reportedly saving Barrett to replace ginsburg

It might be ''sources say'' bullshit but I believe it

imagine having to delude yourselves this much just because you can't accept an unhappy ending

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MAKE THE WORLD GAY AGAIN

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>thinking gookmoot understands anything about the monster he purchased
Remember the guy in charge of Japan's cybersecurity in the military? He had never even used a computer.

Dude, they literally have no food left and contemplated ending it quickly with their last bomb.

>ID
Gookmoot, I swear....

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>Jeb

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imagine not living in something happier than reality

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Coming from the person who says that California is a bigger threat than Ohio.

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gib Guac recipe

GUAC'D

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living is the choice between embracing the misery or deciding to stop living
non-sequiturs won't bring them back to life

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Maybe but that was old low key fun, like when original recipe moot set /b/ to play rap was a man's soul on loop when the LHC got turned on. It's on par with skellingtons at Halloween

Please be on time

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Double the normal portion of white onions (chopped)
Prepare as normal

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How about weak men who’re under 130 pounds and feminine looking are forced to become traps?

Eradicate degeneracy! Make America Great And White Again! MAGAWA!

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>the camps are full so I'm letting everyone you caught today go, please escort them to the nearest gibs center

It could be shitty.

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Posting a rare Rei in celebration of a new era.

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Based aborted infants have always been majority not white

>friend gets an atheist tattoo

I didn't want to gas you

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also you got it backwards dumb dumbposter

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I’ll do my best

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>>replying to articles for hw
edumacashun got to this state already?

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they did that in Hawaii so niggers do that so no.

So what will the April Fools prank be this year?

Not really. I mostly interact with some lefties that are tolerant but uninformed. Left or right, most everyone around me are normies.

>atheist friends
Did it once. Never will again. Even a scientologist would be better.

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no clue mein fuhrer

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sometimes you guys make me think that being happy 90%+ of the time isn't normal.
What is blocking you from loving life so much? It's a lot more fun to be where I mentally and emotionally dwell.

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axe, plz

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It's so nice of Japan to recognize Rei.

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>sometimes you guys make me think that being happy 90%+ of the time isn't normal.
It's not.
>What is blocking you from loving life so much?
A Y chromosome.

TRUMP BEATING ALL DEMOCRATS IN NEVADA
>NV polling always favors republicans so beware

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How else am I to respond when you offer no proof in the first place?

And so is your argument.

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the only constant in life is suffering

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1. "the han race" is even more genetically diverse than "the white race"

2. china's army has literally zero experience in war

3. china is extremely reliant on imports and foreign investment and can never be called a real country because of this. you're literally just the place the west sells and buys shit at. and you're losing that title to vietnam of all countries because your country is ran by retards

4. colonizing africa isn't impressive, everyone else did it hundreds of years ago

5. your belt and road economic path is literally a chink begging scam, pretty fucking pathetic

6. your "han people" shit in the streets and don't treat each other with respect, you've only survived by importing western culture "culture with chinese characteristics"

7. none of the above even fucking matters because no one cares about china and western powers can wave their hand and all your "secret plans" to world domination will fall apart. india alone could take your ass. street shitter v street shitter. and the west sleeps soundly.

再见小王

>escort to nearest gibs center
>drop them at the niggerest crack den in the metro area
Or you could solve two problems at the same time

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no more rhymes, ok?

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