What's your excuse for not being Chad?

The name's Hank. And even without a country named after me I'd say its still studly enough.

I'm too short

I am chad

Why is "Chad" yellow ? Is he sick ? Does he have jaundice ? Not so Chad now is he ?

i have bad teeth that i inherited from my mother

This "Chad" (Brent Fikowski) is on steroids . Why would a Chad need steroids ?

The guy on the left doesn't look like a tryhard faggot

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Growing up i got mercilessly bullied. It caused my bruxism and eating disorder.
I'm self improving every day, but I'll never 100% undo the damaged inflicted on myself.

Press S to spit.

Super Saiyanism

Rolled 2 (1d6)

3 and you're a chad OP

I blame my dad for not teaching me how to be a man. Being raised by a single mom would only have been slightly worse I imagine.

Too short fren. Both of my parents smoked, at home, in the car, etc. It is also possibly (likely) that I ate lead based paint chips. I can do ripping vein popping muscles, overall good looking, but too short is too short. Nothing I can do about it. Not an incel but never a chad.

chad is a faggot he hones his abs to attract other faggots and dies just the same when stabbed

>tfw huwhite af
>green/blue hunter eyes
>chad jawline
>8.5/10 face
>dirty blonde hair
>5'7...
Fuck my life bros, I almost made it. Ig I'm a filthy subhuman chadlet ;(

Also, wtf is this 'like' shit?? I just noticed it, is it new??

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Think I'm ok. I'm 6'4" and have a dad bod, but I'm married with two daughters.

Porn.

he has an emasculated haircut

>Fat, poor, ugly, short, gross, low testosterone, autistic, handicapp...?
>implying any of those are valid excuses for not being Chad

Chad has John-dice.

Fat and poor. I am trying to fix myself though

>25
wtf is this shit and what does it mean

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never knew how

like this post or you will never be a chad

Number of likes you've gotten, I think. It's like karma on Reddit.

gay

cringe and bluepilled

Fuck off nigger

resistance is futile

I'm a manlet

Abstinence is fertile

You can't become Chad if you weren't born Chad.

5'9"
Balding
Mediocre looking

I'm not ugly, I could get a relationship if I wanted to. Problem is I'm just not attractive enough to get any attention from the women I'm actually attracted to. I blame it on my ex being really pretty and now my standards are fucked and I can't make lightning strike twice. So its either die alone or settle and date 5-6/10's when my ex was a solid 7.5 or 8. Feels fucking bad man.

Just be confident, bros.

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wear lifts for an extra 2 inches and reproduce with a girl who is taller than average so your kids aren't faced with the shortness handicap

I'm handsome and Jow Forums, not socially awkward. Do well in about all areas of my life... But I'm 5'6. That being said I'm not single, and the woman I'm with doesn't seem to care about my height as she is shorter than me. If I was 6'3 I would be a 10/10 chad - oh well, things could be worse

>Walking around at the beach with sunglasses on and your hoodie up like some rapist dope fiend
And she's not throwing herself at his feet!?

least i can recognize myself.

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My excuse is that I’m short, I have shit genetics, I’m an untermensch with black hair, shit colored eyes, and a kike nose, and I have a micro dick. (6” when erect). I might as well fucking kill myself this fucking Vietnamese basket weaving forum is the only thing that makes me slightly happy because Atleast now I know that there are people like me out there.