PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REAL FOOL HOURS UPVOTE IF YOU UP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/89opqNSxGn8
>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/biuT05fYYE0
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19
youtu.be/pQesSTYk0KA
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on ABCNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/zRAU3amiZ5w
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 3/31/19
youtu.be/JuAMlqjkRnQ
>VP Pence stumps for Graham Cracker in Greenville SC 3/30/19
youtu.be/6RGOG1GFvro
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19
youtu.be/-xLw9PFLthc
>Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19
youtu.be/Si_uUk5UbV0
>GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19
youtu.be/tQdAO-SqAz4
>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459329-1/
>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459314-1/
>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
youtu.be/CIvdjLS_s9U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
youtu.be/KiygKj50jBo
>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
youtu.be/cA12M1WFbjs
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/eSg6XJA32so
>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459292-1/
>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/xn3YfllL8sc
youtu.be/LDrTpgHBeq0
>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
youtu.be/IjxKUEyv0LM

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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fuck ohio btw

Like this post or Trump loses in 2020
>your mother will be safe in her sleep regardless

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AWOO!

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bamp

>fishing for likes on Jow Forums

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Like this post or your mom will die tonight

>can't like the OP
dammit gookmoot i was about to binge bake for the whole day just to rack up a shitton of likes but you robbed me

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>RUSSIAN COLLUSION IS OLD NEWS
>SAUDI COLLUSION SOON
Did anyone saw Bezos penis yet? I think I missed that.

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LIKE ME KOUHAIS!

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let the real faggotry begin

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checked

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youtube.com/watch?v=_PH4E2zx8gg

Israel, like Europe, must pay for the service of US military defense/conquest. Our sacred blood and treasure does not come free. Or cheap! Thank you!

I don't care if you like my post or not.
I still love you guys and we'll get through this together.

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See you on the top of /ptg/!

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Aren't you all feeling tired? Is your comfy bed not calling you at this very moment?

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TIME TO ATTENTIONWHORE AND AVATARFAG LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!

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i feel there's already a leaf working on a like bot somewhere

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IT DIDN'T REGISTER THE LIKE I GAVE CHINKY!

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Got a pizza on the way, runescare in a second window, and /ptg/ up in another. Life is good, frens.

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AWOO

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>Perks
tomboy posters BTFO?

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I’ve got 2.5 hours of work still, I ain’t going no where

they're stealing the likes!

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Omg last week was so fun haha

Wasn't the leak proved to have been done by Bezo's mistress' brother and all the Saudi and Trump shit just insanity created by Bezo's desperate mind?

doesn't /tg/ and a few other boards have dice rolling on by default?

>TIME TO ATTENTIONWHORE AND AVATARFAG LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!

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THERE IS A "DINO" PERK😃

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AWOO MAKES ME HORNY

Might as well take advantage of this day.

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welp, I'm officially over it now.
If it doesn't work then it is just more bullshit like last year's team peep stuff.

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I only thunk of Brenton when I see the Aussie meme now....

So then with likes we're supposed to go lewder?

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reddit is going to love this

/tg/ for sure does yeah

Hey guys... GUYS!

NIGGER!

Ok lads like and subscribe to me now

Hmmm

I noticed it only shows the Like! feature if you refresh the tab.

What kind of sorcery is this? How does it work?

>when you see a nigger bitch nonstop for reparations

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That better be /ourpizza/ Lil Caesars user
youtube.com/watch?v=nn-zYXfdi1Y

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>spare a spare like bruh?

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I just dumped a fat load in a jewess what do I do now?

But user, it’s alwyas bullshit. That’s the whole point.

alright i'm gonna have to craft some new bait for the day, i really should have anticipated this in advance
unfortunately i've shared all my perfect opinions and tastes with the thread enough that it will be hard

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foxnews.com/tech/brother-of-jeff-bezos-girlfriend-admits-a-deal-with-national-enquirer

brother of Jeff Bezos’ girlfriend admitted he did it the deed
and jamal was not a journalist!

Like if you want to MAGA
>If you don't like you are a shill tranny and should fuck off to reddit

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yeah and what am I supposed to do? Post without 4chanX?
I just don't think so

I never expected anything on Jow Forums to work properly ever

>saudis pay brother to steal sisters phone
The simplest solutions are often the best.

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Oh fuck....

Pasta Leaf’s gonna own us all, isn’t he?

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Been slumming it in /brit/ all week because Brexit fuckups are hilarious. How did the rally go?

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wait so there's a way to dinopost on there?

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but if it did work, WEW would that be a crazy day of like whoring

Install Gentoo

it works perfectly, I got a smiley face

Rei is and will always be best girl

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They should have brought back board merges, at least those were fun.

Upvote this post if i am best ally

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Jesus Christ, I hope to god they don’t keep this past today.

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Don’t worry, she will abort it for you.

PANIC
NOBODY PAGE PASTALEAF FOR 24 HOURS

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checked

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1.3 trillion in 5g. Israel invented 5g and refused to install it. Good goys best goys. Now go fight in Venezuela. Ignore the 3rd world war and upcoming crop shortages.

pastaleaf would have a field day

...

smiley😃

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>people are going to shitpost about something that doesn't even work
>all fucking day
The next 24 hours are going to be rough

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Rolled 4 (1d6)

Be nice.
I don't know how many you need to get it though

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Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck Jow Forums they give shit advice every time.

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census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/plainfieldvillageillinois,cedarlaketownindiana,chestertontownindiana,howardvillagewisconsin,suamicovillagewisconsin/HCN010212

Shatner's a good boy, he dindu nothing wrong except ask Jow Forums for advice

Send CA more exploding trees and you will be

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Yes. Honk honk.

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Like if you drink wadur!
>Ignore if you're a filthy fucking Communist and Soros/Clinton Ass-eater

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>muh jooz
Yup, perfect day for you too.

upvote to lock her

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*generic meme comment designed for maximum likes pls respond accordingly*

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Does it reveal the poster's gender?

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Le sad🙁

He's here! My favorite poster from Stockton!

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>like button

I can count, nigger

checked

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where's that menu?

Imagine spamming to get points only to get banned to lose them all.

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>Be nice.

I found it convenient and amusing.

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Has anyone clicked the Like! link yet? Wat do?

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That’s japan.

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

Oh come on, it gives you points just for posting. You don't even need likes.

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>assuming genders on the interwebz
Not in CY+4

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I like this

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Here’s what you do. Invite her parents over for dinner with you. Half way through, hand cuff her dad to the table, pull down his pants, and fuck him in the ass. You have to look her in the eyes the whole time. It will establish dominance, trust me.

Don't make me sad, man...

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Who wants to buy me Jow Forums gold?

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so if i were theoretically to spam trump images in minecraft i would have all the points?

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