PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUSwhitehouse.gov donaldjtrump.com / @realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!promiseskept.com /magapill.com /
ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com /ynXV6CHT WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com /
NEW APPEARANCES >Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19youtu.be /89opqNSxGn8 >Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19youtu.be /biuT05fYYE0 >KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19youtu.be /pQesSTYk0KA >ActWHCoS Mulvaney on ABCNews 3/31/19youtu.be /zRAU3amiZ5w >ActWHCoS Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 3/31/19youtu.be /JuAMlqjkRnQ >VP Pence stumps for Graham Cracker in Greenville SC 3/30/19youtu.be /6RGOG1GFvro >NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19youtu.be /-xLw9PFLthc >Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19youtu.be /Si_uUk5UbV0 >GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19youtu.be /tQdAO-SqAz4 >Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19c-span.org /video /?459329-1 / >Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19c-span.org /video /?459314-1 / >VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19youtu.be /CIvdjLS_s9U >SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19youtu.be /KiygKj50jBo >NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19youtu.be /cA12M1WFbjs >NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19youtu.be /eSg6XJA32so >EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19c-span.org /video /?459292-1 / >Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19youtu.be /xn3YfllL8scyoutu.be /LDrTpgHBeq0 >Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19youtu.be /IjxKUEyv0LM
OP pastebin: pastebin.com /nygxu29R prev
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April 1, 2019 - 05:31
dice is a nigger game, I hope y'all realize that
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
April 1, 2019 - 05:31
fuck niggers
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April 1, 2019 - 05:31
❤️
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April 1, 2019 - 05:31
Just me and Lil' Donnie, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes Lil' Donnie happy so it's my only goal... Harder Lil' Donnie! Harder Lil' Donnie! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm Lil' Donnie's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:32
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April 1, 2019 - 05:32
AWOO!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:32
>Obama and Niggers having Godly Luck last thread was an April Fool's Joke
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:32
highest score ive seen is about 1700
April 1, 2019 - 05:32
PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE >PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE PRESS LIKE TO SUPPORT POLICE
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April 1, 2019 - 05:32
What's his name again?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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April 1, 2019 - 05:32
Dont worry. Everything is going to be okay. We are all going to make it.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:32
I love Kellyanne.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:33
Donald Dtrumpf
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April 1, 2019 - 05:33
Rolled 5 (1d6)
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April 1, 2019 - 05:33
>Get a stupid excuse to post >Can't think of anything to post EVERY YEAR
You've always had to turn it off for events like this.
April 1, 2019 - 05:33
Rolled 3 (1d6)
ok im takinga guess here im guessing 4
April 1, 2019 - 05:33
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JEWS FUCK SPICS FUCK CHINKS FUCK PAJEETS FUCK E-CELEBS FUCK FEMINISTS FUCK TRANNIES BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK JANNY
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April 1, 2019 - 05:33
what's the point
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April 1, 2019 - 05:33
Literally fuck this guy though. Fucking murderer.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:33
Ladies and gentlemen of the thread, there is one undeniable fact that confronts us on this comfiest of nights
if those numblers are doublers you must strike that like!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:34
Press Like! to support Kiwis!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:34
PRESS LIKE TO KILL ALL MINORITIES >PRESS LIKE TO KILL ALL MINORITIES >PRESS LIKE TO KILL ALL MINORITIES
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April 1, 2019 - 05:34
I LOVE BIG TITTIES
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April 1, 2019 - 05:34
Can't you join in the fun for once?
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April 1, 2019 - 05:35
Rolled 1 (1d6)
yikes this is why i dont play craps gimme a 6
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April 1, 2019 - 05:35
Another April Fools in /ptg/ 2017 though is still the best April Fools.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:35
reminder: accelerationists are the flat earthers of political ideologies
April 1, 2019 - 05:35
remember to like, subscribe, and donate
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April 1, 2019 - 05:35
flat is better
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April 1, 2019 - 05:35
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April 1, 2019 - 05:35
HAHAHA FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKE user
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April 1, 2019 - 05:36
subscribe to pewdiepie is the white person's allahu akbar
April 1, 2019 - 05:36
>what's the point
You could say it's rather moot.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:36
only because nobody thought it would work out well. comfy day
April 1, 2019 - 05:36
thank you to whoever makes these day in/day out. you are the best.
April 1, 2019 - 05:36
/mlpol/ happened. Everyone thought it was gonna be a shitshow, but it turned out too good.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:37
Who?
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April 1, 2019 - 05:37
is this reddit?
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April 1, 2019 - 05:37
Like if you support Israel and the chosen people
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April 1, 2019 - 05:37
>The usual shills are GONE APRIL 1ST IS THE BEST DAY FOR THIS BOARD >There is no actual content to discuss in the middle of the night FUCK
April 1, 2019 - 05:37
LIKE IF YOU WANT ARGENTINA TO BE NUKED
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April 1, 2019 - 05:37
>he wasn't here in 2017 Hiro combined a bunch of boards into one Jow Forums got mashed up with /mlp/ It was great
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April 1, 2019 - 05:37
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April 1, 2019 - 05:37
Only pedophiles say this
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April 1, 2019 - 05:38
mods merged boards pol got merged with mlp actually went well, as the ponies scared the shills away, broke the bots, and actual discussion got done got good art out of it and a shell of the catalog for a few weeks after >tfw i missed it because i had to work🙁
April 1, 2019 - 05:38
I got it! It's been so long since I have been without 4chanX! Thank you fren! I love all of you!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:38
To have a good laugh. Fortunately you live in a clown world so there's plenty of material.
April 1, 2019 - 05:38
JOHN MCCAIN IS STILL DEAD!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:38
How did Trump piss off the Left this time? Can I get a QRD?
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April 1, 2019 - 05:39
Now everyone is just posting for likes. We have become Plebbit, destroyer of boards
April 1, 2019 - 05:39
You better hope it is, otherwise all hugging will be permanently banned
>hope this doesn't hotpockets me This pretty much
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April 1, 2019 - 05:40
no he faked his death dummy :(
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April 1, 2019 - 05:40
i hate people that add texts to memes like that why do they do it
April 1, 2019 - 05:40
i'll join in when i see it
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April 1, 2019 - 05:40
indeed flat is both based and redpilled thiccq is a meme propagated by nogs
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April 1, 2019 - 05:40
I think it was a black thing from black twitter
April 1, 2019 - 05:41
This is the best thing we've had in years.
April 1, 2019 - 05:41
At least it's not like when users were split up into separate tribes competing for points.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:42
Where my awooooos at? MAGA!
April 1, 2019 - 05:42
well we need a control Someone do Michael Avenatti's fortune. If it says "good" then we know that the fortunes are april fools jokes if it says "bad" then we know that the fortunes are not april fools jokes. Because how can that he possible have any good luck coming his way any time soon?
April 1, 2019 - 05:42
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>! test
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April 1, 2019 - 05:42
i was mint
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April 1, 2019 - 05:42
this was the best thing we've had in years
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April 1, 2019 - 05:43
>Meghan self-owns after some right wing sloot bashes her dad If DC hadn't gotten herself fired for calling a sandnigger a cocksmoker it would've been funnier
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April 1, 2019 - 05:43
A man of culture.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:43
it sucks desu >t. score of 12
April 1, 2019 - 05:43
Like if you want to watch the world burns👌
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April 1, 2019 - 05:43
Let's just hope glowposters don't show up. Feeling kinda naked without my md5 filter.
It also revealed why those obvious 1 post by this ID threads get so much attention, because visitors just can't stop replying to the bait or the bad things they don't like. They absolutely had to get their opinion in on a topic they could ignore.
April 1, 2019 - 05:43
I haven't been begging for (You)s else I'd do it
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April 1, 2019 - 05:44
Yes but that was over 2 years ago, therefore it's "years" ago, and this new thing can also be the best thing we've had in years.
April 1, 2019 - 05:44
slow n steady fren, have a like❤️
April 1, 2019 - 05:44
Rolled 37 (1d100)
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April 1, 2019 - 05:44
WHATEVER YOU DO don't piss off jannie - or he'll take your perks away!👌
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April 1, 2019 - 05:44
how long before we have Jow Forums gold?
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April 1, 2019 - 05:44
You must have been team chocolate. I would look back with sadness too, if I were you. I was Team Mini though. I look back with pride!
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April 1, 2019 - 05:44
DO WE AL REALIZE TRUMP IS GOING TO ELIMINATE EVIL IN AMERICA? AND SOON.
April 1, 2019 - 05:44
Now that's a milkshake.
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April 1, 2019 - 05:45
>it can get worse than just shitposting for (you)s
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April 1, 2019 - 05:45
INTERRACIAL PORN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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April 1, 2019 - 05:46
>he doesn't already have a Jow Forums Platinum account
April 1, 2019 - 05:46
Fuck is going on here? And how do I get it?
April 1, 2019 - 05:46
thnx fren will like back in a min
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April 1, 2019 - 05:46
Cs and Ds are always better, without exception
Soon is a relative term, it's going to require a lot of darkie removal for that
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April 1, 2019 - 05:47