THE UK BANNED PORN

here comes the nerd virgin rebellion

Your fortune: Good Luck

Well more people will be forced to give their addiction up

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If 3 Danica Collins fucks me tonight.

good for them, porn is degenerate

Wait, was it being degenerate or deviant that is wrong?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Just watched porn today.

Hmm seems like a wonderful thing to me. Though self control would be preferable to law enforcement.

Oi m8, this is tha bobbies. You got a loicense for partakin in this ere thot porn?

This. Its a literal mind virus and the most powerful propaganda tool (((they))) have

Yeah but it's kind of hard to convince your whole population to have self control without enforcement. Would be nice if possible though

It's not banned. You just have to send a request to the Queen's office for a porn loicence to be issues to you, which will be granted after you install special monitoring software on your PC (which records your screen and the feed from your webcam) and pay a fee to the BBC.

You are able to access a pre-approved list of pornographic websites, mostly displaying bm/wf pairings.

Oy vey muh shekels!

>taking away freedoms
>a good thing

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>muh freedoms to be degenerate
Worked out really well for your country didn't it?

how to quit

It would be hilarious if you said it under a commie flag.

Many have found themselves in slavery to porn which prohibits their freedom in so so many ways

The porn Jew is bad for you, user. UK is based.

With how much money my country takes from whites and gives to nogs and jews both here and abroad, how isn't it a commie flag?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Just do it don't think too much about it and say to yourself you have enough will to stop watching it. Afterwards do other things you've been planning to do and have been slacking on them like reading or exercising. It worked that way for me at least.

GET THE GET

Cuck island HAHAHAHAHA

P. Easy. Just don't do it.

It's delayed.

news.sky.com/story/government-delays-controversial-internet-porn-block-law-11678973

I suspect they still haven't figured out how to implement it.

Now Cali, they have a commie flag.

>55
nice get. enjoy ur like, user

It's a great idea.

Porn is jewish mind manipulation, and it ruins women lives by making them yet another currency the kikes toy with, it should be banned entirely.

You would get laid more often if you stopped watching porn, and you would get laid even more often if porn didn't exist at all, and all porn actresses were regular women you could date.

Like if you agree!

Banning porn is compatible with Islam, so it's appropriate that United Khaliphate block it. Those faggots don't deserve a break they deserve Islam.

do u still wank or do you have a hole?

Will post degenerate porn to Theresa May if this carries on.

when the loicence meme becomes reality

I'm on no porn not no fap

>You can't watch porn goyim you need to have cheap sex with sluts to make all of society more degenerate
If you think people are suddenly going to start getting married and invested in long term committed relationships you are delusional.

KEk

When you go to a porn site, the cops will roll up on your door to verify that the person jacking off in front of the PC is over 18.

Meanwhile, multiple people will be stabbed to death by Muslims.

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Good. Fuck the Jews in charge of that vampiric industry.

watch T levels rise massively, and not just thanks to the turk bull

Its a start. I didn't say it would solve the problems

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>porn is freedom
fuck off kike
video related youtu.be/iFGruJ0mAiU

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Consequently more illegal porn flourishes.
Muslims get their 72 children fetish in real life

Kek

OI M8, YOU 'AVE A WANK LOICENCE FOR THAT CHEEKY SMUT?

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>being free = being a slave to a Jew-manufactured controlling agent
Kill yourself you filthy, pig-headed traitor.

OI YOU GOT A LICENSE TO WATCH THAT VIDEO OF THAT GIRL TAKING IT IN THE ASS?

it's sometimes hard to believe the uk is real. so glad it is though. can't wait for their next circus act

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April Fools!
Tomorrow the UK will announce it's real initiative - mandating 6 hours compulsory porn viewing for students as a sex education scheme

I wouldn't have thought that would be so difficult for an American to imagine.

When they take their country back.

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Thats not related to porn.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

porn is slavery of the mind.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

England is now cuckold island run by Islamicists and leftist neo-prudes

feminists rule UK> What th efuck do you expect.

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Me to.

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imagine getting so cucked it uncucks you as a result

It's been pushed back to the end of the year, and will probably be pushed back again before being abandoned altogether. This is the third time they've delayed it.

wew

>LOISENCR LOISENCE
>Brit cucks hahahaahaha
Typical mutts.

Real addiction is like having two (or more) personalities. When the urges hit, the rational mind--the one that wants so desperately to quit and be healthy--goes dormant while the other mind takes over and submits to base desires.

Im sure rapings by islamist and priest will skyrocket, mark my words and cap this post.

This

it's totalitarian though.
You like a state that knows what's good for you and forces you to do things or not do things that are your private business? Do you think their governemnt wants to do something good for them? I don't.

looks like UK is experimenting with prohibition.

for sure like a shark rolling his eyes back in his head as it goes in for the kill, you will be in that state all of the way through going to the bank, going to the dealer, going home and preparing everything. It lasts so long you have to acknowledge that's really just you. Check out Carl Jung if you want to learn about accepting the dark side of yourself.

I don't watch porn but I don't like to live in a society that forbids things that aren't their business. Just because some people get addicted to it ,which just means they are weak anyway, everybody must put under control.

How about degenerate porn WITH theresa may? Gilf split roast!

yeah Jow Forums is mad about the uk banning porn and parade stand you ground laws and second amendment stringency yet they want the government to intrude on an entirely private matter>

>bread and circuses are the only thing keeping this ride going

>lets take away the circuses
>what could go wrong?

they refuse to develop self control.
Getting addicted to porn is beyond pathetic.

don't click on porn sites.

OP ya faggot, they didnt ban porn. Since when did pol become The Sun newspaper, sensationalist headlines.

when the urges hit, go for a walk or masturbate without porn.

btw the uk doesnt exist, its been renamed Jewnited Cuckdom didnt you get the email?

But only in a way that will make people want to go out of their way to be degenerates. This is britain that we are talking about.. There is no other place on earth that can one up sweden.

Watching two people fuck doesnt make you manlier, also this study seems fishy

>wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-uk-wired-explains
The government decided not to implement the porn block itself, but to leave it up to the industry. One company working on a solution is called MindGeek. It’s developed something called AgeID – basically a checkpoint for age – and, for a fee, it’s offering to sell this to other companies. It expects to verify 25 million users in the first month.

>mindgeek will use info of porn pass and sell it

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based.
Porn is for degenerates and weak men.

Porn is slavery you cuck

Mind geek owns all the top porn sites. They don’t sell the information, the buy more of it.

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>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
LoL

>addiction is freedom
This is your brain on kikery.

Dark means dark haired, not dark skinned, still funny though.

Send her vore, scat, and furry trash

Daily reminder that the identity verification and tracking system is not going to be operated by the UK government.
It will be operated by PornHub.
No, that's not a joke.

Orwell is probably laughing his ass off somewhere.

HAHAHAHAHA

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