APRIL FOOLS BANNED IN THE UK

UK GOVERNMENT JUST BANNED APRIL FOOLS DAY

>*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/03/31/april-fools-jokes-banned-amid-fear-panic-buying-brexit/

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Fuck Brit bongs

>bantz outlawed
>wank loicense needed
what a fucking joke of a country

Why don't they get a loiscence for it?

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Oi m8 Ave you got a loicense for doz bantz init?

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oi you got a loicence to ban that?

its going to be so hard to not nuke uk if given the chance to only nuke one country

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie ~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? O////

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>the public can no longer tell the difference between reality and farce.
That's what happens when you go full retard.

>he public can no longer tell the difference between reality and farce.
Literaral clown world.

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clown wirld

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Everyone!

Dislike this post !

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Oi you have a loincence to ask for loicences mate?

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i cant tell if this is an april fools joke. help me

Is this article itself an April fools joke?

Imagine these people literally ruled the world not even 100 years ago.

:0

PLEASE TO SEE LOIK LOISENSE

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Oi, you got a loicense for that breath you just took?

Oi mate, like this post to acquire a shitposting license

Maaaaaybe.
Look at the author's name. Its an anagram

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But then wouldn't the article be banned?

Happy April fools, Everyone.

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Sounds like an Orwell quote

WHERE'S YOUR APRIL FOOL'S LOISCENSE GUV NUH

DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE TO FALL FOR THAT JOKE, LAD?

Of course it's a joke you retard, read the article.

wow

isn't April fools only supposed to last until 12:00pm anyway?😃

Is she going to talk about how Dumbledore was actually a floor mop the whole time. And a faggot.

I'm not even surprised.👌

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The UK shall henceforth be known as "Formerly Great Britain".

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I hope you've got a license for those laughters

How