PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMPOCALYPSE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/89opqNSxGn8
>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/biuT05fYYE0
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19
youtu.be/pQesSTYk0KA
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on ABCNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/zRAU3amiZ5w
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 3/31/19
youtu.be/JuAMlqjkRnQ
>VP Pence stumps for Graham Cracker in Greenville SC 3/30/19
youtu.be/6RGOG1GFvro
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19
youtu.be/-xLw9PFLthc
>Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19
youtu.be/Si_uUk5UbV0
>GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19
youtu.be/tQdAO-SqAz4
>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459329-1/
>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459314-1/
>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
youtu.be/CIvdjLS_s9U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
youtu.be/KiygKj50jBo
>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
youtu.be/cA12M1WFbjs
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/eSg6XJA32so
>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459292-1/
>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/xn3YfllL8sc
youtu.be/LDrTpgHBeq0
>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
youtu.be/IjxKUEyv0LM

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

MAGA
fuck splits and fuck splitters

Everyone should know by now to just follow OP's ID though.

Trump is a kike puppet.

>300

You alright in my book.

I love Kellyanne.

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ACTUAL THREAD
FUCK THIS SPLIT SHIT
DO NOT PATRONIZE SPLITTERS

Do mods even "work" today?

LOL BASED THREAD SPLITTERS.

Making a lot of assumptions there.

how do i get upvotes?

you'd be surprised how many autists are itt

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apparently not given the number of posters in the other thread
there is a severe newfag problem

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You earn them!!

AWOOO

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make ebin memes😃

Just gave you one.👌

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AWOO

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bakers was slow

*vomits profusely*

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i was exactly at 300
fucking leaf

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They fucking banned April Fools jokes.

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my deer is hungry. please like so I can feed it.🍫

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>WHAT?! NO! YOU CANT LIKE POSTS!

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What the fuck is wrong with these beans, seriously. Have they no self-awareness at all?

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I hope that intern got fired.

space aliens just landed, it's all over the news. and they are niggas.

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fuck boomer news, to be honest.

You got a loicense for that ban?

This is the post.

Baker drama is the worst fucking kind of drama. OP just kys already you stupid motherfucker. You are the worst kind of baker. This is what I think of your thread.

>208497754Like
you bakers glide or glide of bakers?

Says the guy following kike's orders. How does matza taste?

I thought of getting the little heart and using it in place of "love" but I don't think they show up in a way where you can fit them between words. Shame.

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Rolled 4 (1d6)

I I roll a 4 I'm gonna stay a virgin forever

CHECKED💛

fuck

why?
agreed

🍑

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Hillary will shit herself if this post gets eleven likes.

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More of these should have been made

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Don’t worry, wizard status isn’t to bad.

You should get a load of the other thread. Full of low energy. Sad.

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>3 Mexican countries

honk honk

🐹

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NEW
NEW
NEW

More should've been made of leftists, the best one out there is with a Trump supporter

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she does that for free

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Oi m8, where's ya joke loicence?

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fuck off nigger
check previous thread IDs, you're a faggot

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I've come to accept it
I turn 34 this year. Kissless virgin who hasn't been on a date since 2005

RARE
DEUS
VULT
AWOO

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>silently ignores cnn chyron mishaps
well look at that, the republican virginia gov wore blackface!

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nice one leaf

I wanna _ _ _ _ the awoo!😃

why do you care so much, in a matter of minutes this one is going to surpass the other in replies...

Like my post or Trump doesn't live past 72

I gave them shit for that too, when it happened.

You drive a hard bargain.

I wanna Like the awoo!

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>all these anons in this thread not posting their scores
hmmmm almost like.........hmmmmm

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This is a joke right?

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Excuse me.
Is that thing at the top right corner a plebbit tier like system?
Hiro you son of a bitch!!!!!!!

the autistic method that this thread has developed has helped the continuity of threads remain smooth. splits should be called out and discouraged so people remember to do basic things like check the ID

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27 y/o virgin who hasnt even had a date.

Nope🙁

>I'M GAY
>APRIL FOOLS

in theory, equality is expected. in practice, it's a different game

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>Every network has fucked up chyrons, lower third texts, and graphics
>there's not a single exception
>it's only bad when Fox does it
It's probably for the best they don't what "hypocrisy" actually means.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

You can't showscore and do other perks simultaneously

ROLL EQUALS LAST DIGIT CHECKEM

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you already called it out tho, eh, whatever i guess

❤️

>it's only bad when Fox does it
yes! see this post, it says the same

You can only show one other perk, not a bunch at the same time.😃

no hitler in the thread of /ptg/ please

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> Shooping Trump into Vietnam war film poster.
lmao at the trumpcel cope

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So the reddit takeover isn't even a joke anymore, it's an actual thing. JUST

I know this well. Left wing “journalism” is atrocious.

Holy shit a new Justice is coming.
foxnews.com/politics/trump-saving-judge-amy-coney-barret-to-replace-ginsburg-report

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score doesn't matter when posting with frens

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root

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>no hitler
>posts finn meme🙁

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Slow and steady.

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Thing is she isn't getting any younger and RBG will probably last to her 90s.

...

A-are you atleast taking care of yourself? You're not fat are you?

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>Vietnam war
Americans won?

So you even know what day it is?

Still, hard to beat /mlpol/

Pepe is a fucking dumb frog. God damn retarded shit. So is all this awoo trash.

This. /ptg/ is a kosher thread.

Didn't Finland fight for both sides at the same time, autists that they are?

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RGB's survival of so many illnesses at her age is infuriating

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>ACB
That Haitian adopting cunt needs to fuck off. But hey, Trump's administration is already a dumpster fire so what's one more female who fucks up everything she touches?

More skinnyfat since I barely ever leave my apartment
6'2" and a bit over 200

foreskin blood injections

I honestly forgot.

>drilling a big ass hole through the load bearing member

Fucking amateur hour