Brag About Anything

Have good news and want to share? Or something you are proud over?

Brag and boast away
Free to brag condescendingly

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I will read every post, which makes this more special if you need a listening ear.

Mine:
>I'm an extremely talented singer. Like a rare kind of talent. I was born talented sure but had to train it a little bit, and I'm so happy and proud to be able to sing many songs.

Think I got a job at the place I interned at. It's a big deal because I only have an associates, with this job experience I probably won't have to go back to school for a degree. It's not finalized though, but likely to happen.

I feel hopeful today and understand that I am in control of my life. I am the reason why my life is so low but I also have the power to get better. I dug myself in I can dig myself out. I won't lose hope now I have came so far

I believe in you. And the right opportunities will come for you.

That's great. I've gone through that process many times. You are in control and you are strong.

Despite gaining over 100 lbs after a cascading series of back injuries, I can still do push-ups every morning.

My maximum is growing again.

I'll always have this, no matter how fucked the rest of my body gets.

I've gone through and failed so many interviews, and I'm still going even though it's so difficult. I don't know if I'm proud of it, because while it's something good about me, it's also something bad about me. Having failed so many. All the while I'm working my normal job, dealing with a break up, taking a difficult course online, seeking learning opportunities for a second language, arranging for therapy, going to the gym, and getting sick. I just hope I see some payoff from any of this work.

This is a cute idea.

I got 96% and 95% on my last 2 assessments at uni, I'm really happy with that. (Struggling working on an assignment right now though)

I exceeded 100mph on the Golden Gate Bridge.

Good for you. Pushups aren't my forte. Let's fight our body battles.

You should be proud that you can push through all these difficulties piling up in you. It will be rewarded later.

Yay!

Oh no, be careful though.


/ I might not be able to keep replying but I'll check it later to read it

my female cousin had a baby and i was the godfather at the baptism. after she posted pics of it on her social media, some of her female friends expressed interest in me and wanted to meet me.

I got network pro certified

I'm graduating as a mechanical engineer next week. Not even fucking walking. Taking my degree and bouncing out of this shit town and away from this shit past. .

Best warn the civil engineers that you're building weapons to destroy their immaculately designed targets, eh? :)

Hah. I wish I had the GPA for the DoD. I have enough to get an average position at an average company. Though I do envy civil and imaginary (industrial) engineers of their easy curriculum.

I dropped out of high school and make more money than my neglectful parents. I'm a cute stripper and I've been living in my dream homes, completely alone for 2 1/2 years. In my teens I was an escort/drug dealer and had clientele all over the country. I saved nearly all the money, took a break, then started stripping. I'm the most talented dancer at my club and one of the only girls there that can do the splits but I am still the most flexible. I'm really good at makeup/hair. People always ask if I paid the clubs makeup artist or if I paid someone to do it.

I've been struggling to find a job for several months that wouldn't cause flair ups and haven't had any luck. Decided to say fuck it and try to go back to school. Still a work in progress, but for the first time in a while, I feel motivated to do something with my life and not for anyone's sake but my own. I'm so use to doing whatever I can for someone else that it's hard to find a reason to do anything for myself. Hopefully school will help me take a step in the right direction.

Finally dealing with the depression professionally and started taking prescribed anti depressants.

I went to a concert by myself and made a friend. I have social anxiety so it felt very awesome to over come that fear

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do you feel safe?

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND

My gf broke up with me out of the and now she’s “not sure”. On the bright side, I got a number from this cute goth chick working at a Mexican restaurant. I just walked up and asked her, and got the number. So, little high little low

I sort of feel this way myself today. I feel down but know I can get out. Good luck user

Bump. Share your nice stuff adv

Depends on your perception of safety. No one is truly "safe". We make it good/bad by our actions.

Recently had an offer accepted on a house with my GF! Gonna be moving into our new home in a couple of weeks and I'm just stoked.

I won first place in my regional writing contest in high school

I was a starting runner on the 4 x 4 relay in Highschool

In College I made it past the weeding Computer Science Class with a good grade

I won the stand up Comedy Competition in College

I lost my virginity to a girl that lost hers to me

I am a Mental Health Success Story

I have my Career track set for me for life

and I am a good friend...

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But whether I feel safe, personally, depends on how I feel on any particular day. All I know that it is unpredictable.
That is so dope.

In college, no debt, succ my dick.

these are both my posts but I always do this for some reason baka. Its a weird habit/ I'm also high as hell

I finally got my butt plug all the way in

Proud of you senpai

I have big penis

My mind loves to suffer by being weak and restless. My body however (because of good dieet, running/swimming/pushups/planks/pull-ups/meditation/oil massages/regular showers is loving this new lifestyle and makes it so much easier for my mind to say:"you don't wanna do that chore? You're being a bit lazy aren't you? Just do it once you feel a little rested +- 10 minutes from now" and it works.

Thank you body.

It's an amazing feeling for sure. I've been coming out of my shell more and trying to find opportunities to make friends. Still not very social, but I'm proud of myself.
Hopefully you'll have a good time in the future with your new friend, user.

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I'm probably better at Call of Duty than every single one of you
I can make myself burp
I can read your emotions better than you can possibly imagine, to the point that I can almost predict what you're going to say after just listening to you for a few minutes.
I'm a genius that can stick a large flashlight in my asshole and cum to straight porn at least 7 times in one day, 3 times in 30 minutes or less depending on how turned on I am.

I got laid yesterday!! I got my oneitis, a catty funny /tg/ goofball, and now we're genuinely just having a blast. This is better than any relationship I've ever been in and I can't believe how easy it all is!

Condescending brag, he's so fucking good in bed. He was a virgin before me and holy christ I don't if I'd believe him if we didn't have so much history. My ex was the only person I'd ever slept with and I never realised just how bad he was until this dude. I thought that was what sex was, mediocre for the chick, but noooooooooope. That's not something I'll ever share with anyone tho, that's cruel.

Almost done fasting 72hours
Yesterday went to gym and hit personal best on bench press 110kg
Then i deadlifted 200kg for some reps
Then i casually spoke to extremely hot / cute chick at gym (short skinny petite blonde with very nice face)

Today im going to eat kilo of beef and then train my ass off at gym again

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I have a voice acting video on YouTube that got over 2.1 million views.
My only problem is that I dont know of people know it's me. I did this and only have my old hotmail account to proveit's me. youtu.be/uKBe6eKU6jE
But I feel I am not being credited over these years and people are taking credit. Its paranoid I know but this happens a lot.

Still reading these.
Quite a variety of personalities here.
Happy for all of you :)

I have another brag: I'm having such a comfortable and relaxing vacation. And I have many more plans this month too.

I am jealous, I want that so bad and not worry about rent.

I banged op mom

nice

I love music

Moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years next month.
I'm very excited to start my life.

Well I lived in questionable housing to save money and then gave up housing for this month to travel between work. I got rid of most things, stored a diitcase at my friends, and left.

I think you have to choose what to sacrifice to live more freely. I still have to pay rent otherwise.

Well considering her health not likely ;)

Yay!

I feel like i am on the right path of life and should be able to have a gf if I tried
>med student
>tall
>fit
>people think I am smart
>people think I am funny
>have enough money from free gibs from parents to get what I want
>hobbies

Still tfw nogf ( well mainly due to the lack of trying)

I got out of a shitty relationship and I'm finally over her. I've started using Tinder again for what was basically just practicing conversation, and within five days, I've had five matches. No actual dates yet but it's already going better than two years ago when I was so desperate to get one. I also lost tons of weight since then, so that might play into it.

Life's good guys, we're all gonna make it.

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