So this has been happening for almost 3 years. I'm very confused so any help is appreciated

So this has been happening for almost 3 years. I'm very confused so any help is appreciated.

Would the police/FBI follow me around for this long harassing me if I did something, or someone I know did something? How long is a typical investigation?

They will conduct noise campaigns on me to let me know I'm being followed. They will use car horns/alarms or other loud noises at particular times to trigger me. For a week everytime I went to my car sirens would go off. This is called overt surveillance right?

Hopefully I am just crazy..

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This shit could go on until your natural death. Sounds like they need you to lead them to a bigger fish or they would've taken care of business already. That's the ace up your sleeve.

you should maybe talk to a lawyer (or even a cop) but I am pretty sure the police are forbidden from harassing people. if they suspect you of something, the last thing they want to do is to let on that they are looking into you. I mean, if they know you are keeping a secret, wouldn't hinting that they know you are keeping that secret compel you to try to hide it, even harder? Also, there is a lot of crime, in the world. Unless there is an active investigation, they have a lot better things to do than follow some rando around, poking them. A lot of rape, murder, and mayhem happens in 3 years. Cops typically stay busy.

no, it sounds like you are paranoid. You might have a more serious problem that needs looking into. feeling like people are watching you is a sign of mental health issues.

when considering any conspiracy, keep one thing in mind: money.

what is the cost of keeping the conspiracy up? who is getting paid to do this thing? who is getting paid to keep quiet about the person doing the thing? it only takes one single person to blow a secret. and you can never know which person will be that one, so a conspirator has two options: either keep the conspiracy down to a handful of deeply vested parties, or fucking pay EVERYONE to keep quiet.

The bigger the secret, however, the more expensive it is to pay people off. And worse, the more expensive it is to pay people off, the more expensive it is to keep one single person from blabbing. Think of it, if you spend 1 million dollars keeping a secret, then the one person who wants to tell is worth whatever you paid those other people PLUS the total. because, otherwise, you would have wasted the value of the secret, AND the price of keeping the secret. shit gets expensive fast.

It's been 3 years though. Why wouldn't they have contacted me? I would have happily helped them and I'm pretty sure they know that.

You're just crazy. If you want to find strange fictions you'll find them because they're far more satisfying than the mundane truth of your life: you're a meaningless cog that will die as you were born and lived, in total irrelevance or at best-- coddled by an illusion of meaning other people have constructed for you that will no more abate your death than living the life of an ascetic.

What is an active investigation exactly? I'm not committing any crimes but people I used to know maybe?

I talked to a guy who was paid as an assassin by the feds. They don't just walk up and ask you. They harass you enough to scramble your egg and then the measly sum they offer you seems like the solution to all your problems. By that time, you are a crazed bum and nobody's going to believe that you were forced into it. I would think that pretending to be cooperative now may speed things along and allow you to keep some of your sanity.
Samefag. I know a few people but I know not to know too much. They are probably reading this.

I tagged that wrong. I was writing the answer before you asked the question.

It's good to have meaning. Humans need to feel there a part of something larger for there community.

An assasin huh...

Also not pretending.. I will happily help, screw them.. I just want a peaceful life..

Third fagging. You may have been selected for a number of reasons (at the same time) such as your home town, political views, hobbies, expertise. If you can change things up, you may no longer be a viable candidate. They would be none the wiser if you relocate "for work" or get a girlfriend who changes your religious or political views. Or whatever, start fishing or something. But try to stay in public.

so, consider the next iPhone. Apple wants to keep the secret from its rivals, so it pays its employees well, and makes them sign NDAs. but, the cost is not just the salary, or the legal punishment, employees also have to consider the value of their future wages. thinking of selling secrets to Samsung? you need to consider all the money you will make, over your entire career at Apple. And what would that secret be worth to Samsung? not that fucking much! especially when technology cycles are so short, and it is better to just lock in your own customers, so you don't need to worry about a rival.

now, think about Chemtrails. this is not one company with its own dedicated (and salaried) employees. this is THOUSANDS of people. this is suppliers, distributors, office people handling the payments, airline workers handling the chemicals. this is inspectors, auditors, accountants, all looking for lapses in safety, breaches of regulation, funny shit with payments going weird places.

None of these people are under the direct control of the conspiracy. any one of these hundreds of thousands of people, around the globe, could blow the secret. how do you keep them all silent? how do you keep them all loyal? that shit is hilarously expensive. And for what?

if you need to pay billions to keep a secret, the secret needs to be worth billions. Apple pays to keep its secrets, because those secrets are worth it. I mean, it is a tautology. whatever the secret is worth, is what you pay to keep it a secret. which informs the cost of the secret, and thus, its value.

Chemtrails? billions? secret Illuminati cabal? Trillions? what did you do, OP, to warrant the salaries of dozens of officers, keeping tabs on you around the clock? Men and women getting paid $40,000 a year (maybe more), plus pension, plus health insurance, plus hazard pay (you clearly are dangerous), plus the equipment they will need to keep the surveilance up,

Well, they are getting you to that point. but there is a good chance that you will not just be a hit man but a stooge, a fall guy. I know the jfk thing is ridiculously blown out by conspiracy theories but the guy who shot Regan and failed to kill him is a prime example of this kinda shit. Fun fact. Nearly every Agent in the FBI is a doctor or a Lawyer. Doesn't make me wonder.

active investigation means they are putting money and effort into figuring something out. There is a finite amount of cops, in any given area. and a finite amount of money to pay those cops. so, they have to ration these things out to cover a possibly infinite amount of crime. so, there are active investigations, and stuff they are still "open" but nobody is actually working on.

also, police departments might consider the opportunity cost of investigations. If you put money and men on this one thing, they are not being put on that other thing. if this one thing turns out to be a waste of time, while that other thing kills three kids, someone will be really, really pissed.

Yep. Same for flat earthers, same for social justice, same for incels-- and now, here, same for conspiracy theorists.
It's just something to make clocks and memes out of and feel included for having common ground you'd otherwise alienatingly-lack.

Just sayin', it is what it is. You can pretend if you want, but it won't be terribly constructive for you.

I'm not really political and don't have some sort of crazy ideology.. Semi religious.

Not OP but nice dubs and you sound like a trained parrot. Coverups and conspiring happens. The government has unlimited resources to do whatever they need. Conspiracy shaming is just another tool they have. Training sheep to do a job for them. There need not be any rhyme or reason. The more muddled things look,the better.

You are whatever they need. Change whatever it is that you are. Or if you're willing, wait it out. I wouldn't. Its a set up.

Is telling me everything a set up supposed to help? Wtf am I supposed to.
Why would they just set me up?

All this advice is not helping.

Make superficial changes. Be a different person. You can stay the same inside. That is my advice. I mean the basics like know your rights and be able to protect yourself. Sucks to be you. This isn't a common problem that a lot of people have experience with. I have met some Agents and a stooge. That's all i can tell you.

What kind of changes? What do you mean make changes?

Bump

I don't know you. If you fit criteria that makes you a person of interest. Do things to fit a different set of criteria and things will most likely go back to normal.

just raise your hand high in the air and give em the bird

Well I'm not doing anything illegal or collecting guns! I barely leave the house. I'm boring and uneventful. I just watch tv all day and haven't been hospitalized in a while. I go to all my doctor appointments.. Though I think I'm going to start going more. The frequency calms me down a lot. The gov is actually pretty helpful once you have a complete mental breakdown threatening to kill yourself. I wish there were options before that...

Ironically, most people who post shit talking up the terrifying capabilities of FBI gangstalking - is the FBI itself. To cover up how really terrible they are at it. The idea that these people have the time or agents sufficient to harass some random douche is hilarious.

Stay crazy man.

I'm sure my neighbors or any normal peopl would love that...

There you go. Do the opposite of all that shit you just said. Ot at least more like the opposite. May the fourth is coming. Find a star wars celebration near you. Those guys are accepting of everyone. Easy way to get your toes wet.

I'll get there one day. I'm trying to just shut in for a while while my meds start taking effect and my delusions go away. Time to up the dose and add others.

I'm weird with people unless I have known them for a long time. I have to ease into it. A star wars event would be cool in time. Maybe a gamestop event where I could meet fellow gamers would be fun to.

Dude. I'm weird as hell with people. There is zero social balls, zero money required for may 4th. You just show up and check out people weirder than you. Im going. If you can't muster it this year, gear up for next. In fact, go! Thats an order user. Im still not social, but i could be. That shit has helped me a lot. Plenty of game fags there to. There is probably an event within walking distance of you. At least swing by.

you know the nice thing about you conspiracy theorists? you always like to take yourselves out of the equation. Most stupid people will try to get involved in shit and ruin it for reasonable, intelligent people. Like Trump voters.

you conspiracy wackos? you always drop out of society, so you don't fuck it up for the rest of us who appreciate fluoride in tap water. You see, while you debate whether or not the Earth is flat, the rest of us are enjoying GPS, Transpacific air travel, accurate weather models, and all kinds of other great stuff. While you mumble about Illuminati and Zionists, we get involved in local government, elect our representatives, and make our countries better and more prosperous.

keep it up!

Not a conspiracy theorist. I voted for Trump but hav since left the party's. My IQ is in the top one percentile. I can see that you have valid points though. Shit actually does happen outside public view. There are truth and lies on every side of an issue.