Just happened upon 5000 in cash this morning. No idea what to do with it. Any advice?

Just happened upon 5000 in cash this morning. No idea what to do with it. Any advice?

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How does one "just happen" upon 5 grand? Asking for a friend.

hookers and coke

work as the occasional mover, some old dude died and his wife with dementia went to the nursing home. we cleared out their house and "just happened" upon 42 grand while rifling through their possessions for anything valuable, as one does. split it for the seven of us working today and another dude who just broke both his legs and got dumped by his gf. so 5 grand for all of us. there was some other decent stuff there as well. this nifty little thing for example

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So you stole it.

pretty niggerish of you, right thing to do is give it to old lady

Meh she's going to die soon anyway.

I'm thinking pay of any debt with high rates, setting up a decent emergency fund and investing the rest in stock funds.

She is still alive. She needs the money.
Most importantly, it's not yours.
Give it back.

can someone doxx this bastard with this exif?

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This is really the best bait thread you could come up with? Sage.

None of that helps. Jow Forums automatically deletes location exif data when you upload an image.

Anyone who falls for this is a retard.

How does it feel to know that you’ve all been trolled? This is copypasta, and not very good copypasta either. You have to be pretty gullible to fall for something like this.

The fuck did I do? I just came in to correct the retard with the exif data

its part of the pasta u punk

>You have to be pretty gullible to fall for something like this.
Old people hide money everywhere. Not just in a safe and under the bed. We had one guy who hid money fucking everywhere in the house, in the walls, under the cabinets if you pull out the oven etc.

you've been found out jokes over

Yes, I stole it. The family had gone through the house before, but didn't look hard enough. Also, they didn't seem to give a shit about their parents either way, based on all the stuff with sentimental value that was still there that we had to throw out. So I don't feel too bad. But hey, it's stolen, that's true.

I’ll bet OP is a 40 year old virgin too. Pic related.

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oh boy. nothing ever happens I guess.

CHdAD

You didn’t do shit. It’s been proven that this is a troll post.

Nothing ever does. Literally every post on Jow Forums is a troll post.

how so proven. please explain

Its not, I myself became retarded and posted the exif data idea.
But I got your point that this might be bait. Can you prove it tho? I haven't seen this pasta anywhere and I lurk this board frequently.

I refuse to explain myself because you should already know