/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HUNDREDS OF MILES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/89opqNSxGn8
>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/biuT05fYYE0
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 3/31/19
youtu.be/pQesSTYk0KA
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on ABCNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/zRAU3amiZ5w
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 3/31/19
youtu.be/JuAMlqjkRnQ
>VP Pence stumps for Graham Cracker in Greenville SC 3/30/19
youtu.be/6RGOG1GFvro
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/30/19
youtu.be/-xLw9PFLthc
>Brad Parscale on WattersWorld 3/30/19
youtu.be/Si_uUk5UbV0
>GOPAd: Dems &(((MSM))) Were Wrong No Collusion 3/28/19
youtu.be/tQdAO-SqAz4
>Pres Trump News Conf @Mar-a-Lago 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459329-1/
>Pres Trump tours Herbert Hoover Dike @Lake Okeechobee 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459314-1/
>VP Pence @Turning Point USA Midwest Conf 3/29/19
youtu.be/CIvdjLS_s9U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/ROK FM Kang 3/29/19
youtu.be/KiygKj50jBo
>NSA Bolton on FBN 3/29/19
youtu.be/cA12M1WFbjs
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/eSg6XJA32so
>EnSec Perry on US Electric Grid 3/29/19
c-span.org/video/?459292-1/
>Bannon on CNBC 3/29/19
youtu.be/xn3YfllL8sc
youtu.be/LDrTpgHBeq0
>Giuliani on Hannity 3/29/19
youtu.be/IjxKUEyv0LM

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MAGA

> Barely enforce immigration laws.
> Barely enforce border outside of entry points
> "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MEXICO SAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME"

Fucking trumpfags I swear to g'd

Is the wall gonna be immune to nuclear mines? Serious replies only.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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DEVESTATING COPE

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Who /firsttoawoo/ and /bordershutdown/ here?

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cross

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Well?

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Why are 99% of #meetoo victims leftists? Wasn't it a leftist movement to begin with?

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>Has no functioning government
>PM is a giant cuck
>Letting more migrants in now
>Liberals across the world are coming to you
lol this fucking worthless country👌

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Movement!💯

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GWU TO REMOVE GEORGE WASHINGTON

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if only mexico would start mowing down people in the central american caravans. but they dont have the will to do so. sad.

Don't we love open borders pedes? I bet Nielsen and California will cuck Trump and he'll roll over like a faggot. MIGA

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this is a good point honestly, it is your duty as the President to defend the country. Right now he's failing terribly on immigration (both legal and illegal). You can tell he knows it, but instead of righting his wrongs he attacked Ann Coulter. Things are pretty bad!
>Your house will never smell like Heather
it hurts
>You will never lick the toilet after Heather uses it
thats going way too far
my filename for this was wayyy better

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>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never get 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump's press secretary will never reference this greentext in his first press conference
>Trump will never build the wall (construction underway!)
>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins
>Trump will never deport said illegals
>Trump will never replace Obamacare with something much better
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never create peace in Korea
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals (INCLUDING CHYNA)
>Trump will never use the replacement for NAFTA to make Mexico pay for the wall
>Trump will never leave Afghanistan and Syria
>Trump will never declare a national emergency about the border
>Trump will never use the Army Corps of Engineers to build wall
>Trump will never bring American manned spaceflight back to Florida
>Trump will never survive the Russia hoax
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YOU ARE HERE
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>Trump will never close the Mexican border
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum

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They just never learn.

But why?

>it could be devastating...!!!!
But won't be legally. MSM will already latch onto anything which falls short of beatifying Trump. Expect it.

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TURKEY BTFO

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for what?

if only mexico had the will to mow down the people in those caravans. instead, they allow their shithole country to be overrun with more taco niggers. sad.

>Trump will never use the Army Corps of Engineers to build wall
put this on the other side of "you are here" , dude

What does Heather smell like?

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>Remove your namesake
So it's just University now?

Literally everything after the election is not true or """""fixed""""" with shitty half measures.

Ridiculous bullshit?

Well done

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April Fools, right?

Skellys for trump!

“I just don’t know what to do with my hands”

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Lmao this failed twice and is probably bullshit but good speculation

Trump is a bad president, and will lose in 2020.

🏴

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>Beto the furry

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BRAPPS

Why can't the CIA take down their leaders? I know a bunch of church groups and cartels are sending them here, obviously not organic.

>conservative speaker
>Erik Prince
Why is the Blackwater founder speaking at universities? Seems odd

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There's no such thing as #MeToo. It's Harvey Weinstien. The #MeToo bullshit was to spread the blame around so every actress that went on a bad date can fake cry on camera again. Meanwhile a very powerful politically connected jew that has donated hundreds of millions to the DNC no longer has his name in the headlines for industrialization of the casting couch.

Is he really going with that kek🐱

See OP image, nigger.

why does mexico refuse to mow down the people in the caravans and instead allows its shithole country to be invaded by central american niggers? they have no will to enforce their own border laws. sad.

Nuke mines, I didn't know the Mexicans built them !

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Imagine being this Jewish

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Heads: Trump loses
Tails: Drumpf winsCoin Flip: Tails

>“George The Colonial” was forced out over baseless allegations of non-inclusiveness.
bigleaguepolitics.com/george-washington-university-students-vote-to-scrap-mascot-george-washington/

Like this so I can get verified PLS!

And here I thought furries were a distant memory of old

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Sugar and spice and everything nice

Why would they when Trump is a huge faggot and will let them in anyway?

It's almost like they elected an anti-American socialist who sided with Maduro.

will jews be exterminated in our lifetimes

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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We need to get rid of degenerate culture and make America GREAT again!

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Because mexico is a shitty retarded country run by shitty retarded people

Now do one for if u are homosex

you're right. liberals are fully against american intervention

>wall

Why do americans call a the fence the wall?

>the one thing that could actually help him
>denied
Sucks to be him. lol

Can you fuck off with you Zionism generals for one fucking day?

Also how do I showscore, I put it in the subject and have enough points for it

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>DHS rebuilding fence
>this is the army building the wall
okay, bro

>RHEEE, THEY'RE NOT HELPING US

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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MIGA!

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that hurts to read, what's worse is that there are people who would agree with it

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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>their culture🏴

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Try again

is pence fired yet?

Lmao I get trump is a Zionist and says dumb shit but 8gag I hate to tell you he isn’t that bad💢

FIRE NIELSEN

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AWOO

SHUT THE BORDER

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I bet she smells like fresh cinnamon buns

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This is how far the left has fallen, to the point that you actually have to check if this is a joke

Was meant for youCoin Flip: Heads

BORDER FORCE AGENTS CAUGHT SHIPPING ILLEGALS INLAND
>newswars.com/infowars-exclusive-video-border-patrol-being-used-as-illegal-immigrant-uber-service/
There are big questions to be asked:

Why are the Border Force acting as an Uber service for illegals?

Why is the Catholic Church working against the rights of Americans and the law?

And why are all of the above effectively complicit in moving trafficked peoples into our country.

How do taxpayers of McAllen, Brownsville and the Rio Grande feel about this?

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All furniggers and furniggers sympathisers shouldn't live anymore.

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This shit is sad, sit those brats down and force them to listen !

>trump is the reason why mexico doesn't enforce its own laws

LMFAO

Like her

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Welp good run lads

breaking911.com/dhs-more-personnel-headed-to-border-to-combat-the-growing-security-and-humanitarian-crisis/

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They know that the horde is just passing through and aiming for the US instead.

no one should live anymore

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>Dude a fence is a wall

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headlights

He hasn’t let them in yet

How's your long blond hair going?

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1 like=1 vote for Trump in the 2020 election

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Are traps gay.
Heads: hetero and straightpilled
Tails: most assuredly gayCoin Flip: Heads

>the effect isn’t the same
>it’s the thought that counts

AWOOOOO WINNING

its really embarrassing

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U.S. taking the migrant floods is part reason why Mexico doesn't bother wasting resources to them: they know they will be gone so why bother. Deport the few that get sent back, easy.

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If it’s a fence that you cannot squeeze through and cannot be climbed, then yes, it is a wall for all practical purposes. Nice job playing semantics and nitpicking like the MSM though

there is nothing wrong with having long blonde hair

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✔️

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>If at first you don't succeed

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This really happened. He got caught, and called out, and ran from the thread.

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