Brit/pol/ ALL VOTES REJECTED EDITION

May and Merkel still dry crotched about Hillary not winning.

You could remove the audio and text from all news broadcasts and I could tell you how things are going with Brexit based on their facial expressions.

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NEW BREXIT DATE SET FOR MARCH 29 2020

we'll fuckin do you ya weak cunt

WHY DID HE DO IT, LADS?
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6,000,000 petition bots btfo on April Fool's Day!

Honk!

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would you take a tez deal right now if it was the only way to get brexit done?

surly they cant keep putting the same shit up, Bercow wont allow it

This means what?

What happens now? I believe nuffin happens. Everything changes.🙁

BY jove what a palaver

FUCKING HELL I FORGOT THIS CUNT WAS STILL A MP

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Why doesn't ad block work on pol anymore?

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So

No deal

OR

Are they going to combine Customs union 2.0 and 2nd Ref?

THE NOSE HAVE IT, THE NOSE HAVE IT!

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

deal ;^)

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why won't you stop spamming this cocaine shit?

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No

Say hello to the newest member of the CUK squad.

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Go back to your own country

>EU demands votes until it gets the answer it wants
>Theresa may demands votes until it..

>Nick Boles resigning the whip
How will we cope lads?

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Common Market 2.0 lmao
All the downsides of the EU with none of the benefits.
Daily reminder that Tories still want to import millions from India and Pakistan to replace Brits.

This is NOT the end, is it?

actually a good thing kek
one step closer to no deal

It doesn't get it done though, that's why it can't pass parliament.

I wish politics was this fun all the time.

So now what, May isn't stupid enough to call an election, she'll either use this to push for her deal again or no deal?

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NO DEAL

Explain

APRIL FOOLS

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I really hope you guys are going to revoke article 50 or make a deal somehow.

Otherwise we will lose so fucking much money, The NL and the UK

Fuck the EU, Brexit forthwith

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>the nose
my nose has nearly had it

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Burger here. Haven't been keeping up on this shit at all and I'm totally out of the loop. What's going on?

ORDER. ORDER! ORRRRDEEEERRR IN THIS THREAD!

>tfw UK gets to vote in EU elections
>tfw Corbyn manages to get Labour a good percentage on EP elections
>tfw the UK saves the EPP-ESP coalition in the EP
You just can't make this shit up

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There must be war god wills it!

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NO
GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DONT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>May isn't stupid enough
I'll stop you right there

this is my country you stupid cunt

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The UK is falling apart

You are currently weak. Scotland has a better chance now than ever.

dude, shut the fuck up.

SEE

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>POST A COOLER CHOON
literally impossible

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SEE HOW YOUR MP VOTED HERE:

commonsvotes.digiminster.com

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>tfw gareth snell is my local mp

Pic related for tonight's votes. Brexit might still be a happening.

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a pirate has no country, stop pretending

Britain's view on Common Market, late 1960's

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9OAEoAo54

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Nothing is shifting. The only thing that's actually legal, as it stands, is that we have triggered Article 50 and that we are set to leave the EU.

Everything just turned down tonight was alternatives to that plan.

Margins between options are narrowing, we are almost in a place of consensus on the deal or another option. We will write to the EU requesting 12 month extension, in order to resolve our position properly, and I have assurances from President Tusk that this will be agreed

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> watching on BBC

twitch.tv/ukparliament
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I think Bercow knows it’s just ineffective shitposting because the SNP have no other influence so he just ignores it.
Everyone knows they won’t do it.

>wants 2nd ref
>doesn't want by-election

lmao

why do you envy me?

Who cares? It’s all theatre from all sides. Nobody wants to make a decision, not from any UK party or from the EU. Even the Scots aren’t trying to exit the UK any more.

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Democracy very obviously doesn't work. I don't know how you can come to any other conclusion. It causes nothing but pure chaos.

I dont care what happens anymore, I'm just happy that by voting leave we have literally blown the shit out of the government. it's a fucking shambles, I love it.

everyone's sick of your cocaine spam

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How likely is no deal in 10 days?

Go back to where you came from

Yes, the United Kingdom

so remainers were BTFO? what do these votes mean?

Someone should tell that CUK that they only have ministers in parliament because they were turncoats from their original party. If they had a shred of dignity they would put up their seat for a by-election. But they won't.

This he needs to fuck of back to redit with his devils advocate bullshit

It’s gonna be a no deal brexit isn’t it lads..

Most anons here want to leave with no deal, it's the only way out. Revoking A50 is DEFINITELY not happening after tonight's vote.

Not gonna happen, EU will grant an extension

show score or no balls

You're probably some agency faggot lol

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Quite likely now but it’s going to be a rollercoaster

lmao never

Another attempt on Wednesday with these options....

sky-news

I dont get it, is this good or bad? I thought parlament supported remain.
Is no deal still possible?

i have no country but the sea doesn't mean i can't say what i like you poofter

say it with me lads: HARD BREXIT!