Femanon here ok so my friend told me she found my boyfriend attractive and I didn't think much of it but she randomly...

Seems like a pretty silly one given how different people set the point at different spots.

Don't listen to this person OP. I'm speaking from experience. There is a reason women can only have 1 child every 9 months but men can have virtually infinite babies at any moment. We have a huge genetic evolutionary urge to just put our penis inside everything. It is a woman's duty to ensure his man behaves. Don't and someone else will.

Thanks for the honesty user

Which is their page 20.
You have to trust people in the exact amount you feel they should be.

You're a woman...

so act like one.

Tell your bf, subtly, that she has herpes.

>I need mommy to watch me so I won't stick my dick into the wrong hole
Sounds like someone isn't ready for a monogamous relationshit.

I second this.
If the guy acts like that it's at the very least a breach of contract.

>I need mommy to watch me so I won't stick my dick into the wrong hole
Now that's kinky. But essentially yes. I am just telling it how it is.

Ideologues

Grow up and enter the real world

>Should I be worried?
Whether or not you should be worried has nothing to do with your friend and everything to do with your boyfriend. Sure if your friend is ACTIVELY trying to push herself on your boyfriend, you can talk to her about it. A serious/long term friend ought to have some obligation to respect your relationship. If this is like... a cursory friend? Friend of a friend? Then she's got not loyalty to you.

This comes down to whether or not your man is committed to your relationship and the first thing you should do is talk to him about it. If he sides with you and HE tells your friend to get fucked, she'll stop.

>It is a woman's duty to ensure his man behaves.
Holy turbo keks, check this incel.
What sort of pussy ass man can't manage his own business? Like I would _ever_ rely on my wife to make sure _I_ behave appropriately. What I do, and with whom I do it, is 100% in my control. I love my wife and want to be with her, so I do. If I didn't, I wouldn't. Other's have nothing to do with it.

Adopt an interior locus of control, loser.

Probably

>I am just telling it how it is.
Sure but the missing part is "that's how it is for people who shouldn't be in a monogamous relationship" and hell, given the lack of self control don't seem ready for the adult life.

We've told you already to drop the trip and fuck off back to /b/ captain phoenix

It's not an ideology, it's just comitment to things you say and do.

If you want to have a harem, you can. People have sex freely nowadays. Just go and be happy.
A relationship such as the one OP has is one which is widely expected monogamy. If you can't handle this you shouldn't have agreed to it.
Simple.

Yikes, this cuck again? Why do you even come into these relationship threads? Your autism is weapons grade.

>Yikes
u better be ironic mate

>Your autism is weapons grade.
Kinda funny tho.

Go to disneyland if you prefer fantasy so much.

Just pay at the gate. Because with each fantasy, depending on how big it is, there is always a price.

Real life, however, is free

can it, piranha. Don't make me pull out the infographics

>Should I be worried?
Bet she's currently on his dick at this very moment.
Yes, yes you should be worried.

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Alright I'll alter the offer, go back to making more track marks while living on the streets of LA again after you got kicked out for slapping your girl for making funny voices

yes

I just said you can do just about whatever.
Why are you on the defensive for that?
Really, wtf?

Because even it comes to women he's an incel tier autist

>piranha
I just realized the guy is brazilian also.
Fucking perfect.

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You're being too logical and forgetting that we're humans and not robots. What you're saying makes exceedingly high levels of sense to you ,because you find security in rationality. However humans are not rational and that is something you must deal with when in a relationship. Or giving advice about one.

Hence why I called you an ideologue. You're not logically wrong. It's just that you're attributing perfect logic onto imperfect beings. That abstract ideal that you're raising just will never fit.

rude rude rude

Do you have no life mate. Can I suggest board games? I enjoy sudokus when I'm this bored.

>I just realized the guy is brazilian also.
Yeah that seems to check out

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You don't need to believe in some meme like "rational humans" to see the behaviour as utterly pathetic and beyond anyone with an ounce of self control and self respect.

OK YOU GUYS ASKED FOR IT

>pic motherfucking related

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If you think that, that's 120% ok. Go out there and smash your dick out. Society accepts that.
But as much as there are people that want to smash, there are other people that would rather not. And they are also welcome.

The one shoving their ideologies on others is you.

When your advice depends on humans being perfect, then your advice sucks.

Now swim off, piranha losers

I'm precisely expecting them not to be.

Fucking what?

I had a situation like this with my girlfriend, and she simply marked her territory and made it clear that any bitch who tried shit with me would get fucked up. it works.

do you think you are going to get anything in this world, or even keep what you have by being passive? also, you aren't friends, you are frenemies with that girl. watch her.

>everyone who else saying that they hate me and want me to fuck off are the problem not me

>When you think so high of yourself you make an infographic of yourself.

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How the fuck is having minimal level of self control being perfect?

OH IT'S THE HITLER IDIOT. No wonder the shit seemed so familiar.

He's a different tripfag. Don't compare us because we're not the same. We just have a lot of respect for each other and guard each other's backs.

You can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps

I thought this would be just another thread on relationship problems.

But then, this I'm actually glad this happened. It's documental evidence of a guy being so far up his ass he actually used time and effort to tell people precisely that.
This is actually gold.

Yeah, no. I'm genuinely shocked by how sad it is and I spent a lot fucking time on this stupid fucking site full of sad fucks.

After some time I learned to laugh it off.
Like peanut said, people aren't perfect and there will always be the sad cases, like peanut.

Nothing that can be done, so I laugh it off. I really recomend.

Given this and pic related, do you think you should remove the first point with you justifying beating women so recently?

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What sad is how obsessed you guys are with me. Go play a board game or something.

you're just as bad namefag. filtered, the both of youse

WHY DO YOU GUYS EVEN SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT

Seriously you guys are obsessed with me. Get a hobby like wtf

I generally can and do, but someone being this deep in their own ass is just too stunning for laugher.

It's actually a lot of fun watching you go.
Do you have more things like that infographic from before?

I actually made myself a namefag so you could do that.
I'm not so high on my own ego to think everyone will want to listen to me, so I decided to make it easier for people.

Anything to add peanut-san?

Because you should archive everything, never know when a meltdown this hilarious will happen because of it

No response? No counter? What a surprise.

If you don't want to be screencapped or watched, you could always drop the trip.

You shouldn’t be worried. This is a litmus shit-test.

If he does shit with her, he is shit for you.

It would hurt to find out if he was pretending to not be shit, when in actuality he was a big ol’ pile of shit; however, take solace in knowing that you’ll have learned the truth about his character!

I will never drop my trip. I am important, and you should all know who I am when I post my important things that I say.

I don't hit women for legal reasons, but yeah men should be able to discipline their wives. Society falls apart when you ban it. Just observe.

imposter

Normally I'd say this is bait, but this is peanut butter we're talking about, he's autistic enough that he could be serious

Check the tripcode, it's an impersonator

>imposter
I don't know, you could be the fake one trying to fake the real one.
He sounded really convincing to me.

I'm not a narcissist and I don't think I'm important. I just try to help people.

I mean until you guys crawl out of the woodwork and derail a thread, attack me for no reason, what else am I supposed to do? Even the infographic isn't stopping you guys like it used to.

You’re an idiot

>what else am I supposed to do?
Drop the trip, fuck off to /b/ or both

Personally I think it's the first time I've seen you here. I'm not all that regular tho.
Also, you aren't narcisistic, but you did make an infographic with 5 topics on how you are a victim, random personal life information and generally being 200% confident it's an argument breaker.

Are you actually not seeing how easy you are making for people to make fun of you?

cya in 3.4 years bitch

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Ok first of all,
You're attacking the wrong tripcode.

Second,
Mine is secure. You can't use a collider to discover it. It uses a server-side secret seed in the hash.

but nice try I guess?

>Are you actually not seeing how easy you are making for people to make fun of you?
Literally something a bully would say. Check yourself if this is your rationalization.

You can call me whatever, I am being a bully.
But you also said this here.
>men should be able to discipline their wives

So I don't regret doing shit.

He's been told before multiple times

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stfu imposter. i'm talking to the real PB, not your fake ass. I'll see you in 3.4 years PB.

Okay, so you think hitting women is justified. Don't you think you should remove the first point on the image you made?

You'll never get my trip faggot.

I don't know why anybody would say these unkind things to me. My witty and relevant comments are a godsend for this board, and I use my trip so you all know it is I , Peanut Butter, giving such sage advice.

>So I don't regret doing shit.
Also something a bully would say *rolls eyes*

That post is presumptuous, assuming the worst about me and ignoring the best. Also misrepresents my life.

But the big flaw is in the idea that I've changed for the worse, over time, somehow. And by that reason; I must be irredeemable or something. But it's just not true. Even if I have changed for the worse over time, I can still change for the better, too, over more time. You could be a part of that change and actually help me improve my life and my posts, you know.

Cause all that post is, is smart-sounding fluff just to say "fuck off PB". You're no different than the other piranhas.

k mate

>another imposter
Guys I'm out of here. It's 1am and I have a flight tomorrow. If you want to keep in-fighting then be my guest, whatever.

Check the tripcode. I'm the real one
archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/tripcode/!!CSc9DgqhVox/page/1/

Tell us more of your wisdom PB!

He's fake. Check the code. Link in my last post. Goodnight.

I thought you liked educating people through pain.

C'mere you personified Napoleon complex, ol' Vitre will straighten ya out.

??

You sure? That one seems more open and honest about their intentions

>You could be a part of that change and actually help me improve my life and my posts, you know.
That'd require an actual professional.

Stop bullying Peanut you turbofags. he’s just a kid! (and also a turbofag, along with everyone posting ITT)
Love you all, remember E.L.E. (everybody love everybody)

What kind of "friend" skanks around with other people's boyfriends? Drop them both if he ends up sleeping with her. Pour battery acid onto her face .That'll put an end to her whore days.

Except when the turbofag is a woman-hitting nazi.
If the guy actually cries It'd end my night on a high note.

No u

What's the chance that he dropped the trip wrote this?

Hmmmm, plausible.

Develop a cuckqueen fetish

Then why not just fucking say that. You wouldn’t sound like a dweeb.

rainy you genuine dick sucker I know thats you

Talk to your bf about it if you don't trust her - he'll be a lot less offended than she will.
And keep your wits about you. I had a friend who cheated on her partner for months and he never suspected a thing.
Don't get paranoid and uppity around them - but never trust anyone 100%

This desu famalam

Literally separate yourselves from her geographically and physically. You can't really control what the fuck he does on snapchat and instagram, but plan a trip with him to some amusement park, or a roadtrip or something. Just get him the FUCK out of there where it's just you two.

This is not an insignificant event. She is currently attacking your relationship. She is actively sabotaging your relationship, and instead of getting pissed and fighting back, you're letting her do it. Imagine running a country, and a rival country lands thousands of soldiers on your shores. That's what she's doing. Just because the soldiers aren't currently attacking anything doesn't mean your nation's still not under attack. Imagine if Russia sent a thousand tanks to America right fucking now. Do you think America would just pretend like that's totally normal? No. America would flip the fuck out and send their own tanks to fight back.

You NEED to be proactive. Your relationship will only come under attack from other girls maybe 5 times or so in your entire life, but each time you must take seriously, and each time will be an ordeal. That's the price of having a boyfriend and trying to keep him. As your relationship strengthens and the two of you live together longer, these attacks will be less and less threatening, but right now, red alert and arm the fuck up.

Organize a trip to fucking Disneyland if you have to. Ask him to come with you to meet your relatives in the country. Ask him to come with you somewhere and say you want him to come along because it'll make you feel more comfortable with him by your side.

After 3 days on the road with you doing all kinds of planned activities and shit, he'll be so busy he won't even have enough sense of mind to check his phone for calls from his grandma. Literally distract him with a big event that you organized so that he'll be too busy having an adventure with you to check his phone.

Also, call the girl out, Jesus. Wtf?

...

Wow, an entire image made by you to masturbate your own inflated ego. Jesus, you're a fucking loser.

doesnt sound like a good friend

OP, just comfort her about it. Don't be a bitch but you have every right to be direct. I assume you are young, because this shit smells like high school BS

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