Psychic Abilities

Don't listen toThey obviously haven't a clue. This has been the topoc of billions of dollars of research and decisions from high ranking government officials. Idk if its all magic and shit. There are several noetic independent research laboratories. If I have any talent, it is nearly insignificant but, simply exercising it and learning how it works will help it grow. I have the power of stupid coincidences. Such as; I tell my wife about someone I met who's name is a palindrome. We go to the store and the cashier has the same name. When i share with other, they seem to stat developing the same shit so it may just be that you start to recognize dumb shit. (But that isn't nothing.) I finally put this shit to a practical use, after years of trying to apply it. My kid saw som shoes that were too expensive while we were out of state. After returning home, I walked to our small thrift shop and purchased identical shoes. ?eh? Just practice being your best you.

so, because coincidences happen, psychic phenomena is real?

Really makes you think.

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Pretty sure I covered that. Once we understand some magic, it isn't magic anymore. Doesn't mean it doesn't exist just because we don't understand it. Quantum entanglement exists. Radio frequencies exists. We do broadcast and receive. That's a fact. Im not talking to ghosts and reading tea leaves.

You need to see a doc

>he thinks our world is privileged enough to have something superhuman
Literally anything superhuman could save the world. And since Occam's Razor simply implies that the simplest solution to the problem of 'why hasn't it happened yet?' is 'because it can't happen.'

Let's face it... our world is mundane as all hell and all this 'psychic' shit, 'powers,' all that 'supernatural' shit-- there's no evidence. It's all people just trying to make shit up. Why do all the devils have horns? Because horned animals fucking gored things! Horns were an empirical sign of power and violence. So yeah, things stated to be empirically powerful and violent got depicted with horns. We thought lightning was some call of God before we found out it's some bullshit! And even better than that, that's just the understanding afforded us by whatever bullshit happened to US. We might not even have the capacity to understand. Or maybe it's not even THAT complex, and we're really just the equivalent of genetic shit.
If you think it fucking exists, google the proof because I sure as fuck have never found it, despite my interests in the idea. It doesn't exist, there is no proof that subjects itself to proper testing. And no, shaky cam shit in loonybins and fucking around with radio frequencies isn't proof of anything. It's proof that you're fucking with electronic equipment and picking up other broadcasts... not the voices of fucking ghosts.
Your life isn't exciting. It's mundane. You will pick up a skill, ply it for money, and eventually die with the uncomfortable realization that the game was stacked against you from 'go' and you were never going to be able to 'satisfy' yourself before death. Even worse is that even that is ambiguous; only you will know your thoughts as you pass, and your peace is only your own. Nobody will know whether you found it; they will all make their own assumptions about it and attach their own meaning as such.

The whole idea is an echo chamber.

But user, the reason why we call a coincidence a coincidence is because it happens randomly, with no outside force trying to make it happen. You can interpret finding a pair of shoes for cheap as having magic mind powers or whatever the fuck you think it is, but the reality is it's purely random, and nothing you did had any effect on whether or not you found those shoes. I mean, you'd obviously be looking for them anyway, it was just a matter of time until you found them.

People who believe in psychic powers pay money for 'live, laugh, love' posters and shit

Yes. I know what a coincidence is and already agree that learning to look for them may be the explanation as to why you find them. If there is anything to it, it follows the laws of the universe like everything else. I did actively seek the shoes because I thought that there would be a coincidence. Kinda a reverse murphy's law or that law of attraction bs. It ain't nothing that retards can get rich through positive thinking. Whatever it is. There is something there. Everyone should sharpen their abilities. Nobody should go batshit crazy.

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What? There's nothing there. You were looking for the shoes because your son said he wanted the shoes, not because you thought it would be a coincidence to find them you fucking retard. Jesus christ, I can hardly fathom the amount of mental gymnastics you must perform every day.

Or maybe you're just a dumb fuck, who knows.

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Accept for Dummies failure to understand that OP isn't asking opinions as to whether they are crazy. OP is asking if others share similar feelings and how to make use of them. And there is a dunning kruger effect for people understanding occams razor and the dk itself. The razor is a great tool for troubleshooting an electro hydro mechanical unit but the simple explanation would always be, "did you plug it in?"

You obviously cannot understand what you read. I don't even disagree with your stupid ass.

I'd talk to you via psyche :(
Find me via this phrase "Waterpark in the desert"

I'm just saying user, theres no abilities for you to sharpen, you just heard your son talk about shoes, and you bought the shoes.

no you are just bored and probably gassy

Not psychic abilities, but at one point I believed in mind healing and was involved in a New Thought sect. Don't buy into this shit OP.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Try and tell me the palindrome name. Lets see what happens. And i still agree with you but I obviously cannot convey that.

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Alright, Vyv.

Eh. Hannah.

>believes in psychic abilities?
Yeah, there's like a whole board with an epistemic understanding and practice of psychic phenomena. Also the American government.
The word coincidence betrays an immature consciousness.

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>looks for a specific brand of shoes
>finds specific brand of shoes
>must be magic!
wow just this morning I went to look for Eggo waffles and would you believe it, there were Eggo waffles in my freezer, what are the odds

Neven.

That was pretty dumb. Are you old enough to be here?

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if you look for X, go to a place where you know they'll have X, and find X there, that's not even a coincidence, let alone magic.

it's not unlikely for two different shoe stores to have the same model of shoe. in fact, it's extremely likely, especially if it's a popular model.

Goddamn you dummies. It wasn't a shoe store. It was a thrift store with like four pairs of shoes. I went there specifically for that reason. It was the first place I looked. I tried my luck and I was lucky. You guys are missing the question that OP presented. It isn't about what you think is crazy. It asks for advice on performance of whatever crazy shit OP thinks OP can do. All ya all can get fucked.

>Enable his sickness or shut up
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it only had four pairs of shoes and one of them happened to be the popular kind that your son wanted? still not seeing how that's some amazing coincidence. I mean I guess it's lucky in the same way that getting dubs is lucky, but it's not exactly something to make a big deal about

I simply mentioned it. Anons are making a deal about it. It wasn't popular. It was something available from an elete outdoor place like patagonia or some shit. There is a word for luck. So the concept exists. I believe only in science. But we don't know everything. Anybody can say anything is a mental illness if it goes against whatever they believe. The vikings employed and promoted with "luck" as a factor. I guess this thread is derailed. Sorry OP

You could try joining one of those gagnstalking groups, some of them use some sort of telepathic tech. Idk how to get recruited though.

Many people are psychic.
The thing is people ask "tell me my future" but if you knew that, the moment you told them it would change. So dumb people who can't understand it think it's the same thing as movies or con artists and brush it off.

Being psychic is more about dreams or strong intuitions. You often need to interpret them. You may not even realize you are seeing or feeling something. But fact is many many people habe these kinds of experiences. Being psychic isn't a fantasy, it is a part of the universe.

Telepathy however, I'm not sure much about it. You're better off writing what you want to say to this person online and if they get an intuitive feeling they will end up finding it. This has happened to me several times on both ends, the message was reached.

As for going into someones dream, I'm not sure it is possible since we barely understand dreams as it is.

I am a psychic. Have you received the dick pic I sent you telepathically?

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