Not going to be specific. I created a throwaway account on Reddit, posted a story about how a military program in a civil capacity mishandled $500,000+, accidentally giving it their bank accounts, and didn't make an attempt to recover it. Thought it'd be a funny troll, just to set people off, even though it is true.
10 people on Reddit reported it to the army's financial investigative department, since I mentioned the embezzling department by name for shits and giggles. I DO NOT want to them to track my throwaway back to me. I used an encrypted, semi-anonymous email service called Protonmail to make the throwaway, and my dumb ass forgot the name of the email, so I can't log in and delete it.
You're protected by whistleblower statutes and could possibly end up with a nice settlement out of it. Get a lawyer.
Andrew Stewart
I don't want to be known as a whistleblower, otherwise, that's not a bad idea
Jayden Lopez
Better to be thought of as a whistleblower (and be protected) than being the fall guy for a higher-up. It's not like you swore an oath of secrecy to the motherfuckers. Protect yourself because nobody else will.
Gabriel Robinson
you're fine. stop being a pussy. If they were mishandling money and you exposed it, thats a good thing. Post the original post from reddit. inb4 april fools. if so kys
Thomas Hernandez
protonmail will CERTAINLY cooperate with the DoD/Pentagon or really any other governmental agency with clout and shekels. suppose its better than gmail but boy, it ain't no proper opsec.
Austin Sullivan
If they ca track you. Track yourself to find the email.
James Torres
>post on reddit: get reported >post on Jow Forums: get likes
James James
The people you pissed off might come after you They very well might be in prison before they get the chance though.
Aiden Sanchez
>plebbitard >tells a huge secret to his plebbitard buddies >plebbitard buddies go and report him >plebbitard OP comes to the chans and tells the sevret to them If this isnt a LARP on April Fools day then idk what it is. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK>>>>>>plebbitard>>>>>>>>
Hudson Williams
Did u try to triforce it?
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James Russell
Buy illegal weapons and make your house a locked down bunker and shoot anybody who trys an enter
>I mentioned the embezzling department by name for shits and giggles What the fuck why on Earth would you do this? Not that it'll likely help, but delete the post and the account. If they start hitting you up, don't say anything without a lawyer present.🍗
Caleb Lopez
Dude, just cash in on it. What’s the worst they can do
Ethan Young
I figured it'd be kinda funny, and once I posted it, I realized the consequences of my actions
Nathan Reed
Look fag, that isn't the site. Just report your proton mail for chessepizza. Tell them your real name is Johnston Podesta
What kind of faggit shit are you trying to pull here double faggot
Sebastian Allen
larping faggot would've been better off ignoring your error no one noticed before hand (no one was taking you seriously beforehand) but now no one ever will
Joshua Young
Can't finish the larp
Noah Gutierrez
checked
Robert Clark
F It was nice knowing you user If you're not already on a plane to Russia you're done
Asher Smith
That's funny, tell us more💯
Jonathan Collins
Professional officer cadet - ROTC lingo
David Carter
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Ryan Cox
The people who run Protonmail are deep in the North's UFO program. they could give a fuck what some third-degree Scull &B general asks them for.
Joseph Wright
Nope, TG. I know JAG will have the emails they need to knock people out, but this fucking sucks
Adrian Lopez
lmfao, fucking epic trolling user, I hope you're safe
