ITT: we rename the US states. Votes given to best choices

texas to walmartvoter

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Washington = WashingCUNT

Kansas -> KatsAss

Iowa to Nigger

MA. Is henceforth "chowderheads"

Utah=Pretty Nice Guys
New York=FWAAHKK
New Jersey=DOOD

New York to New Sodom

Washington=BBC Sanctuary for the white women of Vancouver
All the white women in Vancouver drive down there to enjoy BBC

I live in Hawaii, I unironically think it should go back to being the "Sandwich Islands"

Are you white?

How about we don't rename it, you fucking communist.

wa state: gender bender

>cucked illinois has pizza as its symbol, but it's new york-style
>ohio and new england are so shit-tier they don't even get symbols
>new mexico's chile is red and not green
did they even try?

Minnesota is now Minnesomalia

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no its not fuck you

ohio can be votey mcboaty🏴

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Arizona is now Eris-zona.

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Udaho

Louisiana will now be known as NiggerTopia

Wyoming doesn't exist

Texas will now simply be known as 'merica

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Illinois is absorbed into its bordering states.
Chicago is now it's own state: Chiraq

What's Ohio famous for? Absolutely nothing?

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Ceder point is pretty neat. Also the Wright Brothers would probably be my go to if I had to pick something

Wyoming to be renamed " "

Mississippi is now 'MissingHippie'

...and it's full, so fuck off, all of you.

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This and based

Wyoming is the best kept secret in America

Pennsylvania is now
>PA

Virginia should be renamed Cwcville in honor of our lord and savior, Chris-Chan!

Hmmm lots of astronauts. Rollercoasters. Wright brothers. Buckeyes. If I made this picture I'd use the Wright Bros or an astronaut

Colorado is now Snow Niger

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California = Mexico
Arizona = new Mexico
New Mexico = old mexico
Texas = tejas de mexico

New Mexico is renamed to New Spain to scare the spics

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Virginia should be renamed CWCville!

From what I understand, Ohio is known for it's citizens wanting to eject themselves out of the state.

>Cedar Point
sure, but that's about all it's got going for it.

>From what I understand, Ohio is known for it's citizens wanting to eject themselves out of the state.
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> Anonymous (ID: kPCnj98t) 04/01/19(Mon)18:26:53 No.208608572Like!▶
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>>Cedar Point
>sure, but that's about all it's got going for it.
Chris-Chan has been to Ohio.

Kuntucky

California to Cuckafornia

I vote to change NY to JY

Pootah

Maybe Chris's footprints in Cleveland make people want to leave Ohio

Can't argue that.

Coonetacunt

Now this I like.

Hellaware

Oklahoma becomes Choklahoma because your mom chokes on it

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Massofjewshits

I got more of a purgatory type vibe there

I'm PISSED. Chris makes my state look like shit. What should I do?

Westsylvania shall take rightful clay

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Michigan is now ميشيغان

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Smelloware

>tfw just south of Kittanning

Glad I made the cut

>What's Ohio famous for? Absolutely nothing?
Kek
A potato nigger actually made me laugh.
No Ohio is rightful clay.

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Virginia -> Eastern West Virginia💯

Arizona is Spikey Town

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iowa to idaho
idaho to ohio
ohio to iowa

swap north dakota and south dakota. No one will notice.

NY can be Kikey Town then

Commifornia is now Commiefornia.

Massa2shits

CHRIS HAS DESECRATED VIRGINIA FOR TOO LONG. KENTUCKY SHOULD BE DEALING WITH A CRETIN LIKE CHRIS, NOT US!!!!!

the last nigger lynching happened in the 1990s in Ohio

one of the worlds largest dragline excavators

I WISH I HAD THE POWER TO DEPORT CHRIS FROM VIRGINIA.

Pennsylvania: Piuttsburgh and Plilly, with Pennsyltucky inbetween.

Chris makes my state look like shit and I'm not going to have it anymore.

West Virginia is now Wet Vagina

Either take or leave Shitucky

Delaware, northern counties of Maryland, Upstate New York, West Virginia all annexed into Pennsylvania. Rename the state Pennsreich

One of those states has to take Chris.
He's desecrated my state for almost half a century.

You don't want DE or MD, trust me.

Michigan is now Winterfell.

Yeah, fuck Ohio!

>Only white in CO
I WISH this state was that based, half the whites are pozzed faggots

Don't you go stealing my new favorite racist slur for my own people!

Can Michigan please take in Chris? the cretin has gave my state a bad name for DECADES

BTFO

Appalachia MD is alright, the rest can burn.

Virginia shills scared of Pennsylvania's east coast manifest destiny. There can only be one Commonwealth, bitches

Pennsylvania should take in Chris.
We Virginians are SICK AND TIRED of him desecrating our state!

A rare good leaf post

>ميشيغان
Oh fuck, your right... What can I do to save my home? Should I protest Dearborns existence? Come on Jow Forums I thought you virgins know everything!

Saved and checked🐸

I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIVE IN THE SAME STATE AS RICARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Idaho is Mosquitumbria

If it makes you feel any better my home is being flooded by illegal mexicans and we're now a minority in our own state.