''Hand over your food and water, shitlord.''
*blocks your path in the nuclear wastes*
Jace Mitchell
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Dylan Nelson
>I used to focus only on preparing for earthquakes and other natural disasters. That changed in 2011 when I went to my first protest, an Occupy Oakland action, with a medic bag. I didn't know yet that I'd be out there for hours, so I didn't have supplies I consider basic now — food, caffeine, extra smokes, insoles for my combat boots. I didn't know how aggressive the police would be, and the handkerchief around my neck was more for a punk look than medical necessity. I hadn't received formal training to be a street medic; I just happened to know first aid and CPR and wanted to help. I carried a 15-pound bag on my back, full of medical supplies, mainly gauze and tape but also things like tourniquets that I hoped I wouldn't have to use. I was scared — I'd had rubber bullets shot at me the night before — but I was determined to drop off water to the protesters and make sure that people had sterile supplies.
Evan Watson
>dmt tattoo
yea im not worried
Easton Campbell
Ryder Thompson
Well, she's stored up enough fat for winter...
Nathan Perez
Tyler Jones
is she... holding a fucking staff?
Luke Parker
smack a dab, throw up a smooth seig heil and run up some stairs. when she comes up ill jump off behind her and cut her down with my katana. if she catches wind of my deception, ill just retreat and snipe her from a distance
id be like a ninja compared to her
Ryder Perez
Ironically, as the event happens and food becomes scarce, she'll die much more quickly than a thin person as the strain from lack of food will put a significant stress on her already weak heart.
Wyatt Lopez
During the time it takes for her to complete one swing of that bat, civilisation will have completely recovered and she could just waddle into a McDonald's
Isaac Brown
That's not DMT, it's cholesterol.
Jack Fisher
blackthorn shillelagh, you buy them on BudK
they are pretty nasty if you know how to use one
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Dominic Allen
Ryder Roberts
What a find she'd be in the wastelands. We could live off that lard for months.
Kevin Ramirez
>Extra smokes
>15lbs of supplies and sore feet
>rubber "bullets"
Carson Fisher
Yarr, yer blubber will light me lamps for many a night.
Aaron Wright
Literally shaking from a Trump victory, but mentally strong enough to survive doomsday. Hahhahahahahah
Jayden Ortiz
>be me
>run 10 meters
>hambeast is too slow. Can't reach me with her cane.
>hambeast stumbles after 2 meters.
>hambeast goes down. it is out of breath.
>hambeast dies of a heart attack.
Owen Diaz
I mean, if this is what I have to skullfuck when I scavenge the wasteland then I guess it's part-and-parcel to the end-of-the-world.
But I'll do it begrudgingly.
Logan Robinson
It's her walking cane. She is so fat, her legs cannot support her anymore.
B...but she's completely healthy! A.. at every s... size!
Isaac Perry
I would kick her in the balls.
Nathan Brown
>fat
>"doomsday prepper"
>nowhere near prepped because of her enormous weight
>will die in the first few weeks, because she'll be too slow and out of shape to keep up with people in far better physical shape
>also, no man will be enticed enough to protect her as she is not attractive
Jack Scott
>pulls out gun and shoots
>leaves the body unlooted
James Diaz
Is she prepping to hibernate until the nuclear fallout has passed?
Tyler Murphy
She prepared to return to the sea when a tidal wave hits.
Matthew Sanchez
After reviewing the article of this hambeast here's the review:
>Obese: Disadvantage
>Smoker: Disadvantage
>Slingshot for PD: Disadvantage
>Bright Colors for poor concealment: Disadvantage
>"Medic" but lacks a basic IFAK: Disadvantage
>Arrogant: Disadvantage
>No Gun: Major Disadvantage
This woman will be dead and is not valuable to a group because of her large dietary needs.
Julian Martinez
I guess I jog lightly around her?
Easton Lewis
People like that would be the first to die. Probably can't even fast walk a mile without being exhausted.
Adrian Morris
I work at the Hanford site, be careful with nuke shit
Isaiah Sanders
>I met my partner, a fellow anarchist who specializes in constructing urban shelters and creating makeshift weapons out of random finds from the local dumpster. Ape is many things I am not — slender where I am curvy, tan where I am pale, easygoing where I am exacting. One of the bonds of our relationship is our enjoyment of teaching and learning from each other. Ape teaches me how to handle and care for knives and guns, while I teach him how to recognize medicinal herbs in an urban setting, how to preserve food, and how to stitch up a wound.
You can’t make this shit up folks !
Isaiah Adams
encourage obesity so they die and participate in as few elections as possible.
Leo Martinez
those are oddly traditional roles for them
Michael Nelson
SJWs really really like blunt objects and clubs.
Owen Rivera
>"Give me yo shit white bo-"
Angel Wood
Xavier Phillips
WHOOP WHOOP SENPAI
Juan Brooks
The fall of civilization would mean no more HRT for the trannies in that pic.
Oliver Garcia
>Urban shelters
my money is non him being a pavement ape who builds skidrow bum shacks with a rudimentary knowledge of shooting handguns sideways like some Hollywood movie
Colton Miller
I think this is how they view themselves
Jace Anderson
Jesus Christ, the only way I would ever enter her is if I had killed her and wanted to use her body as a winter shelter, like what Leonardo DiCaprio did to that horse in Revanant.
Michael Long
>Ape and I had sex at an “End of the World” orgy on the night of Trump’s election. The crowd was mostly sex workers and queer folks.
I don't know how to react to this.
The level of disgust is big, but so is the hilariousness of "End of the World" orgy when Trump was elected.
Well, I'll just laugh in disgust.
Mason Johnson
>feast on hambeast corpse
Another lovely day in the wasteland
Adam Stewart
Why are they resurrecting these moldy oldy threads?
Tyler Rivera
I'd definitely befriend her and her juicy succulent fat rolls to help my own food supplies last longer
Caleb Morris
Her story feels complete embellished or fake. She’s too fat to be able to participate in those protests or take tear gas, her lungs are already spent hauling her around.
Brayden Jenkins
>while I teach him how to recognize medical herbs in an urban setting
Nathan Hall
pictured is her doomsday food store, enough for 1 day of meals
Levi Price
...there are no fat people in capital wasteland!
Logan Torres
>new insoles for my combat boots
What a fatass, I’ve never changed the insoles on my workboots
Parker Wood
Shes so fat they crap out after she spends the day at a trump protest with a 15 pound backpack
Sebastian Baker
...so like in Resident Evil?
Christopher Morales
Wow, that first picture doesn't do her fat ass justice.
Kevin Miller
They might hurt themselves on sharp objects.
Owen Perry
Landon Jenkins
*blocks your artery*
Ethan Richardson
;)
Justin Hill
Woah dude, spoilers
Oliver Cook
>tfw leftists are reverting to traditional tribal gender roles and social stratification in the urban ruins of our decaying society
Xavier Roberts
Would instinctively shoot first as soon as I see that green hair.
Oliver Myers
>Occupy Oakland action
>Gen Xer
Gen X is worst then boomers
Connor Bailey
America, the bitch gets her head blown off.
Dominic Ward
ORA ORA!! YOU'RE 100 YEARS TOO EARLY TO SET FOOT ON MY TURF AND SURVIVE, SMALLFRY!
Asher Jones
Really thats the only thing I could get hard for is hatefucking her face
Parker Gonzalez
>hoarding 2 years worth of food in her body fat
damn thats actually pretty smart
Ryan Thompson
Underrated
Samuel Bell
Doubles as dildos
Nathan Garcia
>8 Targets...
>XDM 16 rounds...
Not panicking
Kevin Hughes
>Dooms day preparation
>No guns
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA leftist are genuinly retard
Andrew Green
Literally turning into a potato
Jose Nelson
Bitch you cause earthquakes when you step.
Jaxson White
Ayy lmao❤️
Leo Long
I keep telling you fuckers. The left is better prepared than you shitlords. Your idea of prepping is "muh guns" while you stroke you're small peepee. The left already has bunkers and networks.... You nazis will fail as you always do. It will be a blood bath of brains (albeit small) and blood. Haha. Can't wait!
Jeremiah Sullivan
That fat fuck would feed a wasteland tribe of cannibals for a couple weeks.
Hunter Howard
It's the new Double Headed Black Invader dildo.
Christian Williams
this bitch might want to prep a little by hitting an elliptical machine.
#1 prepping item is personal fitness. If you can't hike 25+ miles in a day you are probably fucked.
adding insult to injury she smokes cigarettes. this whale will be dead in one week in any real emergency
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Asher Wilson
red or green?
Caleb Carter
lol this looks like the theater department at your local city college
Caleb Ward
Why would the left be prepared?
The left is the ones who think everything is going to be fine, even they are the ones that will cause a bleak and terrible future world. They preach to non -leftists their extreme opinions and actually many of them believe the bullshit.
Why would they fear for the future .
They are the ones directing the course of our countries and the west. They should feel comfortably complacent and not sad for the future like the right
Nolan Foster
>Walking through Mojave listening to big iron
>Cross us a desert hill
>Immediately gets down, spots a giant creature in the distance
>Pull out binoculars
>Through dusty lens is a giant bighorn with green hair
>wtf.Holotape
>Get closer, pull out 10mm
>Tumble weed rolls between us and the creature turns around
>Dear god, that's no bighorn
>"GIMME FOOD HOOMY" Shouts the massive irradiated beast
>Fire a few rounds into the creature, fat flaps absorb the blow
>"ME ANGRY, FOOD NOW!" Shouts the beast, pulling out a greasy and sloppy iron rod from her hair infested pussy
>"YOU WHITE PRIVILEGED"
>Flee.GECK
>Fucking dart back to the New Vegas strip
>Lock the door to the lucky 38 penthouse
>Yes man asks what's wrong
>Blame the boomers for the horror they created.
Fucking millennial's.
Jaxson Wood
>preparing for earthquakes
I think everyone around her should do the same
Samuel Nelson
Holy fuck can you imagine the number of twinkies this bitch has to store?
Jacob Robinson
there's no such thing as leftism in an apocalypse scenario.
Gavin Gray
kek⚾
Bentley Cook
Kek this would be a good show!
Hudson Smith
>to recognize medicinal herbs in an urban setting
i.e. buying pot
Xavier Ward
if potatoes were that ugly, i wouldn't have them. ever.
Isaiah Thompson
You can also use the SR-71 technique of simply going faster than the threat
Gabriel Cooper
she's not hording
she IS the horde
..lookie here boys...we done struck gold!
Alexander Stewart
She probably generates enough gravitational pull to bring the tide in.
Wyatt Richardson
Lol. Family and church networks trumps le fat homo medic larper club.
I read the whole article. You think any of those San Fran onions boys own @Ks clones?
First sign of aggression that doesn’t play by cops rules will have them raising the white flag.
Carter Ortiz
thats how to get a like⚽
Gavin Ward
she picked a healer when obviously she is a tank
Thomas Jenkins
Based and checkedpilled
Jaxson Rogers
The fuck is this 'Like' bullshit going on? Mods?! Fucking Remove it!
Dylan Myers
that wasnt genx
Gavin Adams
Ha!
Jose Jenkins
>networks
idk if you’re baiting but this is a legit point. the left is currenty running circles around the right when it comes to networking and organizing.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Tranny Conan O'Brien acting hard, and shit.
Jayden Green
"Oh, sweetie, you shouldn't have done that."
Dog One hits her left hamstring and is gone, a grey blur trailing red drops. He'll be coming round in a big circle, but he won't be needed.
Because Dog Two hit her in the throat on the way down.
I don't need to make him break off just yet. Poor baby's hungry. Actually, now I think of it, so am I, but we're going to have to fry some of that lard off first.
I tap the ash off my joint, and pull the big knife from its sheath.
Gabriel Clark
Tfw you didn’t know this like bullshit even existed but somehow your score is 24 and you’re literally 733T as shit or whatever but you don’t know what that means because you aren’t a HAX07 or whatever