This NO FAP shit its a Sham

No fap is a Jewish trick and literally only incels believe it.

med subhuman degenerates have a special genetic quirk that allows them accomplish things while being disgusting pieces of human garbage, but most european races are not like this.
>self control
>good
there's no bargaining

STOP CUMMING

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Any other*

>NO FAP = RETARDED
Clearly you don't know about semen retention and its benefits

very believable account, i'll take your word for it and ignore the hundreds of in-depth and confirmable stories from other anons

She really isn't pretty anymore

Who is that girl... Emma Watson?

I just bust one to 5 chicks on periscope
Shit was cash yo

Why are there so many people that shill against no fap that haven't even tried it?
If you didn't do at least 3 months of no fap don't go talking shit against it, because I did it and many of the benefits people talk about so much are real.
I'm starting to think its copelets that can't do no fap and just pretend it doesn't work

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It is Emma Watson! I have a new picture of Emma Watson!! Thx Bro

>we wuz romanz and shiet
nah we lazy today

cope
You're dooming yourself to a life of mediocrity if you don't practice semen retention.
Fapping is worse for you than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol.

> Come goys lets confuse these fuckers by making them think semen retation gives them magical powers. They’ll forget strong inheret genes as fact and buy this shit.

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What? Can you at least argue your point properly instead of using meme arrows like a retard??

Not as bad as the Spanish I suppose. My God, what a pity.

Quality April Fool’s post right here

Absolutely fucking based and red pilled. Semen retention literally saved my fucking life. I was severely addicted and on the brink of death with many health issues. Not even trolling. I feel bad for the kids growing up today. Some of them won’t stand a chance.

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Yeah man Jews want you to not fap, it's almost like they're not the ones who make porn and want the west to not reproduce.

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Eh you should release every 64 days, that's when the spermatogenesis cycle ends. But I know from enough personal experience that overt ejaculation is going to cause you serious health problems

No fap has literally done nothing for me. I felt nothing.No difference

How long did you go for?

Guiltpilled

I need help brothers even time I try no fap I only last about a week before I break what can I do?

Work out faggot

No fap is good imo but you'll get much, much greater libido and test increased from taking a zma before bed, and lifting. Also, there's some connection between prostate cancer and celibacy, although you make consider the evidence to be tenuous, there may be times when fapping (without porn) isn't as bad. Example, you are married, on a business trip, and have to go to a place where you know you will be tempted, then it may be better to get your release first. Another example, your wife just gave birth and is medically forbidden from sex for a few weeks (typical for natural births).

You know why I went no fap OP? Because I got testicular torsion from mastrubation, my spermatic cord twisted and cut off the blood supply to my testicle completely and it was literally dying away and I went to surgery . You have a 6 hour window to get to a doctor and surgery before necrosis of it starts. So yeah, overt masturbacion is NOT good for you. You should release only every spermatogenesis cycle

stop fapping
you're a grown man. it's up to you to do what's best.
you can't ask mommy to help you stop touching your winky

you should NEVER fap during a business trip or before any important meeting or event of any sort.

Lol

user the semen gets absorbed during the cycle back into your body and the fluid is drained during urination or you have a wet dream.
there's never a reason to fap, ever. also it's a sin.

>Also, there's some connection between prostate cancer and celibacy
Yeah prostate cancer risk can slightly increase if you literally never mastrubate. So release only every 64 days, its enough

little over a month

Does it count as nofap if I bang my hoe or what

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Weird, I was already feeling benefits a month in.
Maybe this varies a lot from person to person.

>or you have a wet dream
Yeah that's also true. You'll get wet dreams when the body needs to release the excess fluids.

You can tell it works when you stop coming to Jow Forums and having a life

no since you're still wasting semen on a thot.
there's a reason many inventors told their wives not to ever ask them for sex

Eh I still come here, I can just leave for days on end with no real problem

>ever releasing a drop of semen in your life
Heh, you lose battle power that way. Let me guess, you don’t even know a single spell?
Fucking normie

What about my wife? I guess I can stop banging the mistress

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No it isn't. A wet dream depends heavily on your psychosomatic state during sleep, as well as your actual physical body position. I.e. without something to grind, you are unlikely to ejaculate. Also, arguing that fapping without porn while awake is evil, but literally pretending to fuck a whore (or whatever your subconscious conjures up, which could be something much worse) is hypocritical and absurd.

Nvm retarded question. Advice for sex addict who’s wife and hoe are also sex addicts

No sex doesn't count as mastrubation user.

What if I don't sleep and I go on a 4day meth tweek when I'm supposed to be releasing my excess fluids. Will I just cum spontaneously?

You guys are so cringe

So what precisely is the difference between fapping and banging if there are supposed benefits to nofap

>What if I don't sleep
Then you're just retarded.

>Women talking to me
You had me until this OP.

Fapping is mastrubation, having sexual intercourse is de facto not mastrubation and your body reacts very differently to sexual intercourse than it does to mastrubation. But I don't think I need to explain that sex addiction is also a bad thing and overt sex is also bad. You will face the same dangers.

So then my original point still stands.

I can go a couple days until I fap now. Been fucking at this for 6 months and it's about Damn God time I see some improvement.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

So like I bang a hoe or my wife at least three times a day. Typically wife before work hoe different after workhoe wife in order. What type of risks should I watch for

>your body reacts very differently to sexual intercourse than it does to mastrubation

lol

>What type of risks should I watch for
Addiction is one thing you should watch out for and avoid , testicular torsion is another

Bro we evolved to bang your nuts aren’t gotta tear off from banging that’s retarded

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Nofap is stupid.
>can't concentrate on anything
>personality is altered, constantly doing stupid things
>getting horny over anything with a hole
>can't get to sleep at night, end up oversleeping, groggy the next day
>when I finally break the nofap, it takes me dozens of ejaculations over a short period of time to get my personality back to normal, resulting in severe chaffing of the penis

You could just as effectively argue that masturbation while awake in order to avoid the sin of pretending to fuck a whore (or whatever) while asleep is the lesser of two evils. As I said in my first post, generally nofap is good, but it's infinitesimal compared to taking a zma right before bed, and compared to lifting. Doing both of those will increase your libido and testosterone orders of magnitude more than nofap. If you want to secure nofap for strictly moral reasons, there are potential exceptions. I don't see the bible as expressly forbidding masturbation, but lust. So it depends on your mindset. But if you have a strong libido, and you know you are going to be in a tempting situation, you might be correct to masturbate before you go. Might be. I'm not certain but I think there's a gray area with this topic and people tend to be too black and white about it. Masturbating every sperm cycle is about as random a rule as any, though.

>>getting horny over anything with a hole
>>can't get to sleep at night, end up oversleeping, groggy the next day
Yeah that's usually what happens to the body for a short amount of time when it's breaking away from addiction. Now try to justify addiction being a good thing for you.
>>can't concentrate on anything
That's not true, you have more energy ti concentrate once you break away from that addiction
>>getting horny over anything with a hole
That's a paradox, because porn is the thing that increased your sex drive to that point and the more you watch porn the more you'll increase it. Its not something easy to break away from, you need will and self control. Humans weren't made to be zombies that get pleasure with addiction stimulation.
That's not what testicular torsion means. Just Google it

>taking a zma right before bed
What is a zma?

I feel bad for you. That's called dopamine addiction.
You're quite literally a drug addict, except you're not using drugs like a normal person you're touching your penis like a pervert

>porn is the thing that increased your sex drive
You're a woman, aren't you?

This. I mean dopamine rushes are the thing that facilitates addiction in your brain

Sure, kid.

Yeah women get testicular torsion. I still have scars from the surgery. Its very logical porn increases your sex drive away from natural, just think about at what age people start watching porn and get addicted to it

He's right. It's well literally addiction no way around it. And there's no logical leaps you can take to say addiction is goid for you because there's more than enough research to prove its not good for you biologically let alone psychologically

Looks cool but i can’t read that shitty rez

Zinc Monomethionine Aspartate, Magnesium Aspartate and Vitamin B6. Don't think what you get in your multivitamin compares, it's not the same kind of zinc or magnesium. Google it and you'll find dozens of brands offering it. Promotes restful sleep, balanced hormones, and testosterone production. And it's extremely effective and completely natural. Just avoid calcium when you take it (i.e. milk) or effects will be dampened.

You honestly should masturbate a few times a month. It's good for your prostate.
NOFAP is literally for people who cannot control their urge to watch porn.

Oh, so you're a bot.

>shitty res
Phoneposter...click the url then go to the end and right before .jpg remove the "m".

.. Are you retarded, here to only shitpost or don't have the willpower to confront your addiction? Choose one

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It’s not. It’s the truth. And btw when you have your talk with your son, tell him that his gapranma might be watching and would feel ashamed. Because ghosts can literally do that. And your grandma COULD be watching you and she would be ashamed.

>grandma still alive
>young child ruined forever

I barely masturbated as a teenager, maybe once every couple days and then wouldn't for weeks to months at a time, only recently the past year or so at 25 have I been increasing how often I do it which has almost directly correlated with my increase in outgoing activities and exercising up to a point where I was/have been doing it daily for a few weeks with an occasional break. I've had my fair share of ups and down and I haven't noticed any difference in my physical or cognitive abilities. I think nofap has some positive qualities for some but for anyone to believe it's a one size fits all solution is silly.

And it seems like a pretty low key way to shame fapping, provided you go about it the right way. Like shaming in a positive way, because you don’t want to raise a wanklette., do You?

no fap/no porn is essential

its seriously fucks you up and will warp your sexuality over time. a lot of guys will not speak of it but many end up following the vanilla>anal>tranny>gay pathway even though they've never been attracted to a guy in their lives.

been at it 2 months which is my longest streak in years. along with intermittent fasting I'm more clear headed, especially while fasted, though also more irritable which maybe isn't a bad thing.

fuck man when my nuts flip upside down, makes me never want to sleep on my stomach again. plus I want to blame briefs shit never happened with boxers. shit it only happens when I wear kike kleins come to think of it

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>semen retention
Sounds like quack-science to me bucko. The only downside to masturbation is that it releases chemicals into your blood. Excessive masturbation makes you dull.

Masturbating every once in a while, especially during times of stress is good for you.

Hahahahaha. Pick another anscestor. Or Jesus. Although Jesus as a choice might induce more anxiety with your child, as he would REALLY want to please Jesus, and could get a complex as a result. Grandma or great grandma is low key enough to where he will get the point, but not as life and death as God watching so he doesn’t get some weird catholic condition.

Just eat it after you cum, stupid.

I'm starting to have dreams of finding the best porn ever and jacking off, only to wake up and be glad I didn't actually do it. This is especially weird since my libido has died and even when I want to relapse I look at porn and it doesn't arouse me at all. Crazy shit, my brain is resetting or something

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So i can't get the good ending unless i'm married and we literally only have sex for procreation?

my nuts are sore only on day 5 nofap, aching like a mofo. But I have started b6, zinc and folic acid so I blame that. my loads are a lot bigger since starting this shit. thank you jesus

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Semen Retention does have its roots in Hindu occultism. I'll leave it at that...as far as porn, dont watch it, watching other mens cocks will make you gay.

The only thing that makes you gay is being conscious of your prostate. Once you realize that's a major source of pleasure, you can't go back to only penile stimulation.

Long term no fap will make your prostate atrophy and you'll have to get it removed. Then you'll be sterile and impotent. kek
No fappers btfo

Why would your prostate atrophy because of that? At all? Do you even know anything about prostate atrophy and what it is?

>what are wet dreams
Your prostrate never stops making sperm even if you don't jack it