Dog

I am dog, *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump*

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*licks your mouth*

I am dino
munch munch munch

Based

bad doggy

bflag

ok how do i do this shit before it goes away

ok got it

damn it🐸

this is dumb

Based and dogpilled

makes one wonder🐶

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liked and upvoted

I was walking somewhere with my dad and we saw a dog licking itself. he said "don't you wish you could do that?"

I said, "You better pet him first, he looks kinda mean."

this thread again eh?

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immediately proceeds to lick your face. the best is when my dog is in heat and has blood all over her face and proceeds to lick me

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My dog breathes as heavily as an obese woman who ran across Walmart after doing this.
I guess she never thought to breathe when shloumping

based and dogertpilled

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implying you wouldn't do this too if you were flexible enough.