I am dog, *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump* *shloump*
Dog
*licks your mouth*
I am dino
munch munch munch
Based
bad doggy
bflag
ok how do i do this shit before it goes away
ok got it
damn it🐸
this is dumb
Based and dogpilled
makes one wonder🐶
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I was walking somewhere with my dad and we saw a dog licking itself. he said "don't you wish you could do that?"
I said, "You better pet him first, he looks kinda mean."
this thread again eh?
immediately proceeds to lick your face. the best is when my dog is in heat and has blood all over her face and proceeds to lick me
My dog breathes as heavily as an obese woman who ran across Walmart after doing this.
I guess she never thought to breathe when shloumping
based and dogertpilled
implying you wouldn't do this too if you were flexible enough.