Bros, I graduated college back in 2008 with a 3.5, in the DC area, with a public policy analysts degree and I've only been able to get work at McDonald's or my cureent job of walking dogs and picking up their shit.
My parents are both horribly disappointed in me as my sister went on to work in Biotech and my brother became a vet. I'm literally the black sheep.
What are the best ways I should kill myself? I might livestream if the particular suggestion is a good one.
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>walking dogs
holy fuck that sounds horrible
lmao
Learn SQL. Learn some basic data visualization tool (even excel will work). Become an analyst for any position.
Have you tried spoopy posting?
>public policy analysts degree
learn r and python and do data science
>graduated back in 2008
You have my sympathy. Right smack dab in the middle of the great recession.
Honestly? Just learn to weld. Take the blue collar pill
all you need to do is walk 700 dogs a day and you will be fine
too lazy to work outside again, getting muh degree and the bs gov job
try moving some where with a better job market.
> What are the best ways I should kill myself?
Well, if you're going to be a quitter instead of adapting to your situation, I would suggest anything that is instantaneous (gunshot) or dulls your senses as you expire (replacing surrounding oxygen with monoxyde). And make sure that nobody would find you in time to save you AND not to leave a mess.
Shooting yourself in the head while in a bathtub in an appartment you rent with an automated message to the police so that your mother is not the one to find you, for an example.
Meanwhile, try something. Anything. Apply for a trade. Some job are easy to learn, a bit harder to do and would allow you entrepreneurship, freedom and an handaome pay.
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Obviously shooting as many of the most famous people you can find user. Clearly you gotta go do something completely bananas because improving your life sounds like it'd be hard.
walk my dino
be wage slave
Don't compare yourself to your whore sister who used her pussy, tits, and voice to get ahead. Don't compare yourself to your shabbos goy brother who probably now has a black idiolect.
Try to stay alive at least far enough to vote for YANG 2020. He will help you if you stay alive long enough.
Watchmaking?
2008 bs economics here too. its been rough lol.
walking dogs sounds pretty sweet desu. fuck your family. i havent talked to mine since 2011 because they were such assholes. its like they took my failures as a personal insult to themselves.
welcome to modernity.
dont kill yourself op. Learn to code/program from home. get really good at it. there's a company in my town of 40,000 that's hiring for a programmer/coder paying $80,000 - $110,000 range.
If you're going, then you might as well go down in glory. Shoot up your local mosque and livestream the footage. In Minecraft, of course.
>2019
>not a communist yet
Playing nazi isn’t very fun when you have to wagecuck until you die
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I declined working as a cashier at Walmart and kind of regret it because im still unemployed
As your fellow leaf, do this
You made the right choice.
HI OP
You are aware that you have a unique ID in this thread right?
Don't do it user. Your parents will be devestated. I'm also in the DC area in a similar field facing what could be the same situation. Hmu with a burner email if you'd like to talk. no homo
Are you replying to yourself?
Don't answer that. I know you are.
tarrant
With communism you die a lot faster.
But donate to liberal groups before it.
Oh lookie, it was deleted...
Before you kys, consider heading on a bus to another city or to smalltown nowhere and trying to remake yourself without your family and your past hanging over your head.
Maybe you shouldn’t have been a fucking white male, you bigot. JK. But seriously, don’t kill yourself user. The world is brighter every day :)))
I saw it too.
What a tard.
>public policy analysts
This isn't a real thing. It is just a field of licking Jew ass. Do you not lick ass hard enough?
>tfw college dropout with 4 paying jobs totalling $70k a year
Get rekt non-brainlets
Op here, Yes I know I have a unique ID. Deleted that post because to rephrase:
I think a helium tank is the best way to go. Completely painless.
OP is either schizophrenic or is an amateur glownigger who is forwarding our identities to a watch list.
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What are the best ways I should kill myself? I might livestream if the particular suggestion is a good one.
Helium tank. You just slowly go to sleep and never wake up. Completely painless.
What happened? Did he tell himself "kys"?
>Bros, I graduated college back in 2008 with a 3.5, in the DC area, with a public policy analysts degree and I've only been able to get work at McDonald's or my cureent job of walking dogs and picking up their shit.
HAHAHA!!!
DC is a very strange place; its a den of parasites where the everyday people who grow up there learn to love and admire parasitism and seek to one day become as good a parasite as their idols.
>with 4 paying jobs
And I thought it was pathetic to have 2 or 3.
Are you autistic? If you have a degree, you could at least get a job pushing paper behind a desk somewhere, not work as a wageslave at fucking McDonalds.
whiter than you mohammed
lmao same as ottawa, we have even more bureaucrats
Did you even attempt to intern at think tanks for politicians while at school? That's a cutthroat fucking city and if you don't do everything possible you're going to be left out. I'd suggest moving
See
Bad comeback. But it's a leaf. Mohammed gets more cash in Germany than you make with your 4 jobs. You wish you were Mohammed.
Can you do that without any internships or connections? In similar boat as OP
t. never had a job and fell for the uni meme
I am in the same boat.
my place is a mess i have signed on i have to go in there with people thinking i am stupid.
already have a degree in management and qualified in two trades.
>be me
>27
>i need my code to sign in
>woman looks at me like i am a tard
>she types it into her computer.
>i type into one of thier computer
>i say it isnt working.
>she said "funny i had to type it in myself"
>stares at me
>i retry 20 times before she comes back to her desk
>i get her come to my computer in jobcentre
>surrounded by arabs and blacks
>show her each key typed in one by one.
>she scoffs
>types it in herself
>brb user
>comes back laughing 5 mins later
>HURR DURR I GAVE YOU THE WRONG KEY HURR DURR
>raging inside.
>mfw
>mfw a boomer is implying i dont know how to use a computer
>mfw i am stuck in an public sector office and stinks of farts for 2 hours for a code
>mfw
>mfw my family wont talk to me anymore and i got my mothers ashes next to me still unable to pay her burial
>my face when in 30 days i will paid £1,300
>mfwi owe the landlord £500 the bank £1000 and the credit card £1200
>mfw my Friends call me just to brag.
>mfw i grossed £50k in 2016 and have only made £400 this year so far.
This option is one of the few things keeping me alive at this point
they literally ignore you if you don't fit the""profile"" and you'll never know why
>social sciences
you deserve everything that happens to you leech
I had a internship in my third year. (That was basically just picking up coffee and doing pencil pushing work)
I tried to go full time at the place I interned but they didn't hire me. Found out later that they basically use their interns as unpaid labor so they don't have to actually hire anyone at the entry level.
Don't do it, user.
Don't kys.
You will be sorry.
Find a trade. Find something else to do.
Honestly, you could just go to trade school for a year or two and come out with a $20/hr job, and then progress to a $30/hr job within 5 years.
Calcium overdose
Well our mohammeds still have an inkling of freedom by virtue of sharing a border with the burgers. I bet you can't even see the last two memes I posted because of the oligarchy that decided you didn't deserve them.
do you live in Illinois?
>>mfw my Friends call me just to brag.
you need frens
>unpaid internship
Ungrateful peasant not recognizing the experience was the payment
why are you not communists? this isn't even me saying you should be, but just reading about how shitty your lives are under capitalism why would you not just go full commie and join a local activist group or something?
>don't kys
>you will be sorry
He will be more dead than sorry
because it doesn't work.
unless i get job in 2 weeks i know ill be homeless.
join the military. What do you have to lose? Lots to gain. They will feed your, clothe you, and provide a roof over your head.
The "experience" was literally me just shooting the shit with a few other interns as we picked up after our executives. As I said earlier, mostly coffee runs.
The most serious thing I did was partially write a analysis report from scratch because the main lead guy got high on coke one weekend and had a heart attack.
I have thought of this. But don't they reject you once you get to be over 30?
you make more money waiting tables than pushing papers in an office
is data science a worth to do course?
man reading this thread makes me appreciative to be the neet son of a wealthy boer
You could just hang yourself.
Or, you could go back to school, get a doctorate, and work for a think-tank.
>unless i get job in 2 weeks i know ill be homeless.
good point sounds like the current system is working out great for you
Public policy? You went to AU, didn't you faggot?
So did I. Get out of that field, and find new skills. I won't tell you I'm successful either, because I'm a fucking Communication Major which is even more retarded, especially with the kike run media.
Bout to go into the trades. Maybe you should do the same.
>completely painless
It might look like the person peacefully died in their sleep, but we'll never know if it was actually an excuriating experience
Nah not AU.
Actually, fuck it. It was George Mason University. aka the commuter school from hell.
Not that I know of. You should be good.
Fascism is a better option.
My office mate went to George Mason for a Masters and I knew he wasted his fucking time there. lmao.
If u kys u become a spooky, thats pretty spooky
definitely, that's why fascist countries always survive so much longer than communist ones and take care of homeless people way better. oh wait
>OP IS A TOTAL FAGGOT
I'm only 25, and I'm making over $50,000 a year plus monthly bonuses as General Manager of a pizza chain. I don't even have a high school diploma or GED. What's your excuse, faggot?
Have you tried studying dinos?
Go back to school or switch career focus. Double down or pivot.
Apply for a job on a campaign, preferably national or governor level if you can find an opening. If you make it in, work your fucking ass off, keep track of your contributions, and pray your candidate wins. This is how you get long term job in your field. You chose a field of psychopaths, so act like one just long enough to get where you need to go. I’m a lawyer with a client who made it this way, and trust me, he put in 90 hour weeks on a 50k salary for (((JB))) to get there. It really can happen, but you mah have to suck a dick or ten.
*might
>public policy degree
There’s your problem bro
It took the combined power of the US, UK with its empire, Soviet Union and many other countries to bring down fascist nations.
All it took to bring down the USSR was some mismanagement.
what do you work in fellow economics fren?
Didn't your senior level courses require you to work somewhere for class credit or a major presentation?
>Communism lasts forever there are no examples in history or in present day that shows it does not work.
you must be kidding. Under Hitler no one was homeless everyone had a job and if they didnt communities and soup kitchens encouraged employment, knowing they would go out and cause trouble. It does work. If that war never happened it would have been the ideology of the west.
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this is me in 2016. Beware the storm that is coming user. i used to say this is all of my university Friends. be careful.
>public policy analysts degree
well maybe next time don't study gay bait and expect to be anything other than a neurotic underachiever
If you are actually interested in putting your degree to use and pursuing such a career, this is the advice to heed
Believe me, all this time later and I know how horrible a mistake it was.
I would have done something with computers, (I love to build, upgrade, and tinker with my systems) But I've always been god damn horrible at Math. I almost got a minor in IT but had to drop the IT 108 course I needed to get it. (Intro to Programming.)
Not sure if you are still in the D.C. area, but honestly, you should move away from the area, I need to do the same, still living at home, working as a Courier. Sad!
Too many "on paper" smart people, I mean, they really aren't smart, most of them tend to think alike, as group-think is rampant in DC, but on paper, everyone is overqualified here, they are simply going to look better on that resume than you and I.
I think going somewhere less competitive, education-wise, is the move.
Nah, not back in 2008. I believe only certain IT and economics departments did that then.
Can't speak about what they do today, obviously.
lmao i'm bartending and making 50k+ at 25 god imagine being stuck as a gm of a pizza chain lmao @ your life🌈
With a degree you can even become an officer.