PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mueller's Gang Tried To Take Down Our Superman 3/25/19
youtu.be/fZ8MZrH2nwU
>Pres Trump @2019 Prison Reform Summit 4/1/19
youtu.be/Jg84nklEcwg
>Jared on Ingraham 4/1/19
youtu.be/rlx41NYjq7c
>SoS Pompeo @US Army War College 4/1/19
dvidshub.net/video/669168/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Spanish FM Borrell 4/1/19
youtu.be/NvExBmPXiIE
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Romanian FM Melescanu 4/1/19
youtu.be/GKZYrsJ4NfE
>ActDefSec Shanahan bilat w/Philippines NDS Lorenzana 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459382-101/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes Philippines NDS Lorenzana 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459382-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan bilat w/ROK MND Jeong 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459381-101/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes ROK MND Jeong 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459381-1/
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 4/1/19
youtu.be/yBg7Wwnyv8Y
>NASAAdm Bridenstine @NASA Town Hall 4/1/19
youtu.be/o2gz2E-Wrws
>USCBDir Dillingham News Conf 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459325-1/
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FBN 4/1/19
youtu.be/XTxHa_bTTe0
>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 4/1/19
youtu.be/tKd2nB1MXWY
>DoDVideo: ROK DM Visits Pentagon 4/1/19
dvidshub.net/video/669250/
>DoDVideo: Philippine DM Visits Pentagon 4/1/19
dvidshub.net/video/669280/
>WHVideo: Ivanka Visits Toyota Plant in KY 4/1/19
youtu.be/rDuM4rlIEls
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/89opqNSxGn8
>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/biuT05fYYE0

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MAGA

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KEK

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MAGA

That's why she's my favorite. They gave absolutely zero fucks about her performance.

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AWOO!

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john mccain is still dead

sometimes giving zero fucks is the only way to get a good performance out of a vocalist

we're doing the thing and you can't stop it

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This is the man who should be president but unfortunately the American public is too low IQ to elect someone of his intellectual caliber.

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>drinking lemonade juice with a mix of mango juice

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91 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS

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I like you, you are a good fren

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how much longer will we have likes? I gotta sleep at some point but I could possibly skelly post

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ayy

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wrong, miller is exactly where he should be.🦖

Daily reminder that Kamala Harris will beat Donald in 2020

And burning in Hell for betraying his country and constituents. I hope pulling one over on Blumpf was worth getting raped by Satan, John.

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REMOVE THE LIKES NOW

g-guys? It's been one hour. When's the last time anybody checked on the president?

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>john mccain is still dead
lmao nigga just don't have cancer like wtf

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Anyone remember the name of the white nationalist soap company??

not sure.
i'm here and don't even have dino yet

I can't wait until this autistic spaz dino dies. Surely it will run itself to death, yes?

👌

>shirotabi
>white socks

>lemonade juice with a mix of mango juice
have never heard or thought of this, but now, I must try it

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better pump those numbers up if you want to skellypost

>when you gotta sate the urge to kill just one more time
gettim ted

FUCK SPAZ RAPTOR

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I also love the teacher's recurring seething hatred for Ms. Hadlee.

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[FDT plays in the background]

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Just who are they trying to convince that Beto is a Mexican?

>how much longer will we have likes?
The April fools joke is that it's like this forever now.
Haha.

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>Barney Frank Elementary School

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White liberals.

REMOVE THE KIKES NOW

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>maybe we should arm the rabbits with little guns

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I don't think Seth Meyers talks about Trump enough

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NO JEWS AS PRESIDENT

>SOMETIMES I WISH THE STUDENTS COULD MARRY ALL THE ANIMALS HEHEHEHE

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👌

>Paso del Norte

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Only people dumb enough. Even beans know a potato nigger when they see one.

be nice, dinos are frens

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new sopranos mene for my gabagoos

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Reminder, his legacy will never die

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This.

>It's like Rabbit Jonestown

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last night i busted a liquidy ass nut and i am officially on NoFap

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Also
>Rabbit Jonestown
Holy fuck how did I forget that one.

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HWNDU revival when?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>t_d will defend this

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>not liking my post
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to California and find those democrat fucks who is letting' the illegals in... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- President Donald J.Trump

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Thats a lovely raptor you have there.

Doesn't everything stay on until west coast midnight?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

sure it will, just like he did

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>implying that's a bad thing👌

Thats it, I’m going to bed

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I FUCKING HAET IT
i want the nice frendly brown one

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it lasts however long gookmoot wants it to last

Only one thing more jewish than literal jews: "experts"

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>when you leave SNL only to do Weekend Update every night for the rest of your life
Colin Quinn>Norm Macdonald> everyone else, btw

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Is that Stolen Valor on the right? That shit was pretty kino when HWNDU was up. Anyone remember the hippy poet guy from HWNDU Albuquerque? When he was doing one of his poems someone got shot a few feet away. Shit was cash.⚾

>Beelzebub-bunny
>You SONOVABITCH
Very funny

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The most batshit part of Trump's presidency will always be that there's a bunch of rando boomers and housewives who totally bought the Q larp and browse around here to post screenshots on facebook and twitter. Not even a close second desu.

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nothing personnel kiddo🏀

*ahem*
Corporations Are People

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Nice try.⚾

yeah, but he's still is

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France season was a bust, it looks like it might finally be over now. At least the UK team did a good job

It's more money and technically a more respectable job among kikery; still rather sad what late night talk shows have become. Also Norm is still best

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haha
you have made a great error
I now know the secret of the dancing brown dino

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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based Jayposter
>SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU DIRTY SHEEP-FUCKER
they're working on a new one right now, if you didn't know

Checked
WEAPONIZED
BOOMERS

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>38 mins after 12
shouldn't it be over by now?

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🦖

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>Corporations Are People
Dumbest thing republicans ever said to be sincere with you fampai

they're juridical people, not human beings.

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This is what I am wondering too

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where's ((Ginsburg))

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>Touch me...TOUCH ME HARDER
>YOU STUPID SELFISH SLUT

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i already got it multiple times and dabbed on him last thread i can handle bad rng🏀

>this sad girl with no friends makes friends with a rabbit
>no one else even talks to her
very sad
many feels

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What do you guys think of my new purchase?

dino

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I agree. Absolute bullshit to even consider.🐸

now the tendies are on the other dish.⚽

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in hell

Probably gonna be over once it's 12 on the west coast🐷