Oh, but it isn’t a joke. April fools runs year long this year. You think this is a game? You realize life isn’t real. You are a nigger. But you think you are white. Donald Trump is gay. Obama loves little boys. Jesus Christ is LORD. I like boiled eggs. Follow the green rabbit Trust the plan. I am Q You think I’m kidding?
April 20th will be your date. You’ll see the truth of Trump’s nigger hate.
I used to be scared Now after 36 years on this planet, I realize now that I am not destined for greatness nor will I ever rise to be better than average at anything, I will most likely die alone and childless since my pathologies destroy every relationship I've been in and now since humanity is so perverted and selfish, caring more about political power and gender pronouns than survival of our species, I am fully ready to peacefully accept the inevitable catastrophe which is the natural cycle of all life in the universe. Absolutely no fear with eyes wide open, will be quite a show.
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Isaac Wright
I feel proud thanks
Josiah Walker
RONNIE NO
Chase Richardson
Like if you're white!
Nicholas Brown
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Isaiah Brooks
I think the fact I'm not gay definitely offsets this study. I normally eat healthy and balanced, but I have eaten a fuckton of chicken nuggets in my life. I probably average 10-15 every other week.