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April 2, 2019 - 05:11
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April 2, 2019 - 05:11
OH FUCK THE PERKS ARE GONE
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April 2, 2019 - 05:11
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
April 2, 2019 - 05:12
itt: we demand hiki show us his score DO IT
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April 2, 2019 - 05:12
just about time to hit the hay
and also sleep
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April 2, 2019 - 05:12
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
❤️
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
Hawaiian judge about to strike this down, nice try Drumpf.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
Based Poles
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
>tfw can't even greentext right
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
I don't think the score works, does it?
April 2, 2019 - 05:13
>too late to get the last few perks unless i get a shitload of likes right now
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
Laying in bed, head on my MyPillow, comfy comfort wrapped around me. Who else /teamcomfy/?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
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April 2, 2019 - 05:13
EVERYONE LIKE EACH OTHER, BEFORE WE START CALLING EACH OTHER FAGGOTS AND FOR PEOPLE TO KYS AGAIN
April 2, 2019 - 05:14
why would you lie like that?🌈
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April 2, 2019 - 05:14
no i haven't been posting most of the day i was very busy and now i'm trying to form roman empire in hoi4 but germany keeps fucking up my plans
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April 2, 2019 - 05:14
lookn for baron and djt in delorean future synth gif i know someone has it
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April 2, 2019 - 05:14
AWOO~
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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April 2, 2019 - 05:14
>but germany keeps fucking up my plans
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April 2, 2019 - 05:15
>excuses because pointlet
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April 2, 2019 - 05:15
KYS FAGGOT, like my post plz
April 2, 2019 - 05:15
I think that's just called early Japanese art in general.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:15
i remember when those books first came out the moral majority types who spoke out against them were brushed off like they were crazy, but they were absolutely right
April 2, 2019 - 05:15
can you push me over 1300 before it ends frens?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:15
I don't know, had some coffee and Big Red™ gum. But all I ate today was 5 tuna packets and some rice. Rice turned out surprisingly excellent so there's that I suppose.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:15
>i haven't been posting most of the day i was very busy
Working on your hair?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:15
Post score WoRsTiE or go fuck yourself
April 2, 2019 - 05:15
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April 2, 2019 - 05:16
he did it before. whats their line of thinking?
April 2, 2019 - 05:16
no, it has to have a name, god I used to know it. Fuck Katsushika Hokusai was big into it
April 2, 2019 - 05:16
yeah its not like Germany has ever done that before
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April 2, 2019 - 05:16
imagine that was your dick in her mouth and you were looking down at her tits bounce, how long could you even last?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:17
The Eternal PrinCon
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April 2, 2019 - 05:17
ukiyo-e
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April 2, 2019 - 05:17
I hope the perks are still here for the rest of tuesday, I want to get up to at least 500. gn lads💔
April 2, 2019 - 05:17
Any glowniggers want to share?
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April 2, 2019 - 05:17
>Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
I....i...is that a yes or a no?⚽
April 2, 2019 - 05:17
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April 2, 2019 - 05:18
Spare no expense!
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April 2, 2019 - 05:18
get fucked
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April 2, 2019 - 05:18
I can’t wait to see all these Biden defenders eat a big bowl of shit
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April 2, 2019 - 05:18
Thanks guys
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April 2, 2019 - 05:18
oops.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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April 2, 2019 - 05:18
will a girl like this ever touch my pp looking for headsCoin Flip: Tails
April 2, 2019 - 05:19
yeah, I guess what I'm talking about is just a sub-genre of it. The crazy trippy grotesque demon ukiyo-e
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April 2, 2019 - 05:19
Reddit bans video games discussion for April fools. Uses that as an excuse to push sjw inclusive agenda.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:20
What's Macron been up to these days? Did the Yellow Vests get him yet?👌
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April 2, 2019 - 05:21
>Reddit stopped reading there🐡
April 2, 2019 - 05:21
>Ukrainians in Poland voted for Zelensky, in Canada — for Poroshenko
tass.com /world /1051565
Of fucking course the leafs vote for the globalist faggot
April 2, 2019 - 05:22
Dibs on the cutie in the background
April 2, 2019 - 05:22
will i instead get a nice wholesome gf who will love me unconditionally and isn't a whore looking for heads againCoin Flip: Tails
April 2, 2019 - 05:22
His approval is at like 10%. Not looking good
April 2, 2019 - 05:23
See how it's all wavy? That shit would be insane to look at if you were on acid. It would be moving all over the place
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April 2, 2019 - 05:23
Biden's fortune
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
April 2, 2019 - 05:23
🐥
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April 2, 2019 - 05:23
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>Got busy whole day like last April fools so I couldn't post much >Got lucky to use perks at all
April 2, 2019 - 05:23
here's how it has gone so far >be italy in 1936 >invade austria immediately >then go to war for claim in yugoslavia which triggers war with czechoslovakia >now have huge amount of europe and share border with germany who will declare war randomly at me when it decides to anschluss or go for sudetenland >germany goes to war against greece (despite having no access to their nation) and triggers a minor coalition in eastern europe >romania takes over hungary which sided with germany >decide to play some tricks >go to war against greece, sign non-aggression pact with germany so they won't randomly invade, take over romania, greece, hungary and most of poland who decided to intervene and here is where i'm stuck. germany AI is a few months away from just automatically going to war with france and fighting with the allies, and our non-aggression pact ends in about a year, long enough for them to easily conquer france i am on my third try to work past this point >invade spain while germany and allies are busy didn't work, spain joined axis, allowing germany to violate the non-aggression pact and go to war with me, and apparently we're about evenly matched because we stall with me owning all of southern europe and them owning all of the north >invade france first didn't work, my navy can compete with britain just long enough to do a wop sea lion but can't land in the US to finish the war (mexico joined axis for some reason early on and US joined allies along with central america) >wait for non-aggression pact to end and invade germany is my next strategic move. i might have to wait for them to attack the USSR before i strike
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April 2, 2019 - 05:24
ah, looks like biden is safe
April 2, 2019 - 05:24
That’s a big; “Yikes” from me dawg
April 2, 2019 - 05:24
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April 2, 2019 - 05:24
oh coin vengeful coin are you fucking with me if right then tailsCoin Flip: Heads
April 2, 2019 - 05:24
The USMCA pushes wages in the maquiladores to US $16/hr...closing the border would give manufacturers an excuse to move back to the midwest. It would be an excellent move by Trump
April 2, 2019 - 05:24
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April 2, 2019 - 05:24
I'm looking at a list of ukiyo-e genres and don't see anything that specifies illustrations of monsters or spirits.
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April 2, 2019 - 05:25
he needs to do it already
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April 2, 2019 - 05:25
partyhat also I'm struggling to find pics that fit well from my saves
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April 2, 2019 - 05:26
>Avocados
Oh no. Please don’t
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April 2, 2019 - 05:26
One last time.
What is my fortune with Kellyanne Conway?
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