PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BAM EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mueller's Gang Tried To Take Down Our Superman 3/25/19
youtu.be/fZ8MZrH2nwU
>Pres Trump @2019 Prison Reform Summit 4/1/19
youtu.be/Jg84nklEcwg
>Jared on Ingraham 4/1/19
youtu.be/rlx41NYjq7c
>SoS Pompeo @US Army War College 4/1/19
dvidshub.net/video/669168/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Spanish FM Borrell 4/1/19
youtu.be/NvExBmPXiIE
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Romanian FM Melescanu 4/1/19
youtu.be/GKZYrsJ4NfE
>ActDefSec Shanahan bilat w/Philippines NDS Lorenzana 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459382-101/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes Philippines NDS Lorenzana 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459382-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan bilat w/ROK MND Jeong 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459381-101/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes ROK MND Jeong 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459381-1/
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 4/1/19
youtu.be/yBg7Wwnyv8Y
>NASAAdm Bridenstine @NASA Town Hall 4/1/19
youtu.be/o2gz2E-Wrws
>USCBDir Dillingham News Conf 4/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459325-1/
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FBN 4/1/19
youtu.be/XTxHa_bTTe0
>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 4/1/19
youtu.be/tKd2nB1MXWY
>DoDVideo: ROK DM Visits Pentagon 4/1/19
dvidshub.net/video/669250/
>DoDVideo: Philippine DM Visits Pentagon 4/1/19
dvidshub.net/video/669280/
>WHVideo: Ivanka Visits Toyota Plant in KY 4/1/19
youtu.be/rDuM4rlIEls
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/89opqNSxGn8
>Don Jr on FoxNews 3/31/19
youtu.be/biuT05fYYE0

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MAGA

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OH FUCK THE PERKS ARE GONE

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...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Ahhh

itt: we demand hiki show us his score
DO IT

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just about time to hit the hay

and also sleep

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>joke has overstayed it's welcome for over an hour

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All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

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❤️

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Hawaiian judge about to strike this down, nice try Drumpf.

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Based Poles

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>tfw can't even greentext right

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I don't think the score works, does it?

>too late to get the last few perks unless i get a shitload of likes right now

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>>joke

Laying in bed, head on my MyPillow, comfy comfort wrapped around me. Who else /teamcomfy/?

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yes

TIME TO PARTY

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I-is it not going away?

EVERYONE LIKE EACH OTHER, BEFORE WE START CALLING EACH OTHER FAGGOTS AND FOR PEOPLE TO KYS AGAIN

why would you lie like that?🌈

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...

no
i haven't been posting most of the day i was very busy
and now i'm trying to form roman empire in hoi4 but germany keeps fucking up my plans

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>BAM

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lookn for baron and djt in delorean future synth gif i know someone has it

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AWOO~

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>but germany keeps fucking up my plans

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>excuses because pointlet

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>He thinks it was a joke

KYS FAGGOT, like my post plz

I think that's just called early Japanese art in general.

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i remember when those books first came out the moral majority types who spoke out against them were brushed off like they were crazy, but they were absolutely right

can you push me over 1300 before it ends frens?

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I don't know, had some coffee and Big Red™ gum. But all I ate today was 5 tuna packets and some rice. Rice turned out surprisingly excellent so there's that I suppose.

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>i haven't been posting most of the day i was very busy

Working on your hair?

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Post score WoRsTiE or go fuck yourself

will she ever love me?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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he did it before.
whats their line of thinking?

no, it has to have a name, god I used to know it.
Fuck
Katsushika Hokusai was big into it

They mow

I’m trying

yeah its not like Germany has ever done that before

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imagine that was your dick in her mouth and you were looking down at her tits bounce, how long could you even last?

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The Eternal PrinCon

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ukiyo-e?

ukiyo-e

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My "score" is 634.

I hope the perks are still here for the rest of tuesday, I want to get up to at least 500. gn lads💔

Any glowniggers want to share?

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>Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

I....i...is that a yes or a no?⚽

Based

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Spare no expense!

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get fucked

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I can’t wait to see all these Biden defenders eat a big bowl of shit

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Thanks guys

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oops.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Slight increase.

will a girl like this ever touch my pp
looking for headsCoin Flip: Tails

yeah, I guess what I'm talking about is just a sub-genre of it.
The crazy trippy grotesque demon ukiyo-e

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F

LOL FAGGOT

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G

Reddit bans video games discussion for April fools. Uses that as an excuse to push sjw inclusive agenda.

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What's Macron been up to these days? Did the Yellow Vests get him yet?👌

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>Reddit
stopped reading there🐡

>Ukrainians in Poland voted for Zelensky, in Canada — for Poroshenko

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Of fucking course the leafs vote for the globalist faggot

Dibs on the cutie in the background

will i instead get a nice wholesome gf who will love me unconditionally and isn't a whore
looking for heads againCoin Flip: Tails

His approval is at like 10%. Not looking good

See how it's all wavy?
That shit would be insane to look at if you were on acid. It would be moving all over the place

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Bros⚽

Biden's fortune

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

🐥

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AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>Got busy whole day like last April fools so I couldn't post much
>Got lucky to use perks at all

here's how it has gone so far
>be italy in 1936
>invade austria immediately
>then go to war for claim in yugoslavia which triggers war with czechoslovakia
>now have huge amount of europe and share border with germany who will declare war randomly at me when it decides to anschluss or go for sudetenland
>germany goes to war against greece (despite having no access to their nation) and triggers a minor coalition in eastern europe
>romania takes over hungary which sided with germany
>decide to play some tricks
>go to war against greece, sign non-aggression pact with germany so they won't randomly invade, take over romania, greece, hungary and most of poland who decided to intervene
and here is where i'm stuck. germany AI is a few months away from just automatically going to war with france and fighting with the allies, and our non-aggression pact ends in about a year, long enough for them to easily conquer france
i am on my third try to work past this point
>invade spain while germany and allies are busy
didn't work, spain joined axis, allowing germany to violate the non-aggression pact and go to war with me, and apparently we're about evenly matched because we stall with me owning all of southern europe and them owning all of the north
>invade france first
didn't work, my navy can compete with britain just long enough to do a wop sea lion but can't land in the US to finish the war (mexico joined axis for some reason early on and US joined allies along with central america)
>wait for non-aggression pact to end and invade germany
is my next strategic move. i might have to wait for them to attack the USSR before i strike

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ah, looks like biden is safe

That’s a big; “Yikes” from me dawg

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oh coin vengeful coin are you fucking with me
if right then tailsCoin Flip: Heads

The USMCA pushes wages in the maquiladores to US $16/hr...closing the border would give manufacturers an excuse to move back to the midwest. It would be an excellent move by Trump

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I'm looking at a list of ukiyo-e genres and don't see anything that specifies illustrations of monsters or spirits.

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he needs to do it already

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partyhat
also I'm struggling to find pics that fit well from my saves

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>Avocados

Oh no. Please don’t

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One last time.

What is my fortune with Kellyanne Conway?

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